What's yours?

Been interrupted heaps of times but always just continue.

During sex I once looked over and there was a gay cowboy shower scene on TV.

But my worst was her going "Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" like a long but whispered moan, and I was like "WTF bitch? Did you just call me Mark?" - "No" - "nah I'm pretty fucking sure you just said 'Oh Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark'"


Needless to say that was a really awkward moment.

So what's your worst mood kill?

"I pooped, sex is over".

Someone would have to die to top that one.

When she finally dies from all beating and torture. But I quickly get over it and fuck the corpse before it rots away.

Hahahahahahaha...oh my god, I just think I woke up my siblings.

...how...what....who?

Hahahahahahaha...oh my god, I just think I woke up my siblings.

...how...what....who?

lol u still live at home

lol u still live at home

lol u live on the streets

lol u live on the streets

owned...

...how...what....who?

We were talking dirty and she thought that I was going to finish, so she decided that making a joke would lighten the mood.

It took me 20 minutes of laughing, and then some, to get it out of my system and we were sure as hell done after that one. The look on my face must have been priceless.

When I'm DPing some bitch with Buzz Killington, hes kind of a buzz kill.

lol u live on the streets

who cares as long as i am not, guess what, LIVING AT HOME, lawl

We were talking dirty and she thought that I was going to finish, so she decided that making a joke would lighten the mood.

It took me 20 minutes of laughing, and then some, to get it out of my system and we were sure as hell done after that one. The look on my face must have been priceless.

no

the look on your is not priceless

your love is

silly euda

That's the best thing I've read all day.

who cares as long as i am not, guess what, LIVING AT HOME, lawl

I'm sure you could make a compelling argument.

Getting interrupted by friends and stuff doesn't bug me, usually they just laugh and leave and we get right back into it again.

What sucks is getting caught by someone's parents. So goddamn awkward. Or trying to do it when you know the parents are just in the other room.

Another turn off is being cold. A few weeks ago we were doing it in my friends appartment, which was freezing. The who time I was too focused on staying under the blankets then having sex.

And one time I was having sex and halfway through rolled over and puked in the garbage can beside the bed because I was really fucking drunk. Needless to say the sex was over.

lol u live on the streets

i LOL'ed :D

I was having sex with a girl for the first time, and my nose just started bleeding out of nowhere. I was like what the fuck? I was at high altitude, so I guess that's what caused it, but anyway, I cleaned the blood off her and we finished.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/PubTThou01.jpg

Hearing someone snoring, freaking out, then running downstairs to see who it was, only to find out that it's my dog.

when my dogs comes in and starts licking us

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/PubTThou01.jpg

26. Re: Last Time ShadowCouncil I Swear. 06/10/2008 05:53:04 PM PDT
Q u o t e:


Aren't you suppose to close your legs when you talk?


DON'T LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW ANYTIME SOON.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/PubTThou01.jpg

[ Post edited by Moriighan ]

WE CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS BAT COUNTRY.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html;jsessionid=374338A6B7F397DECDDA483E170 C0EA3.app05_05?topicId=7083878341&sid=1&pageNo=2

??????

Solution: Keep your fucking mouth shut.

26. Re: Last Time ShadowCouncil I Swear. 06/10/2008 05:53:04 PM PDT
Q u o t e:


Aren't you suppose to close your legs when you talk?


DON'T LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW ANYTIME SOON.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/PubTThou01.jpg

[ Post edited by Moriighan ]

WE CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS BAT COUNTRY.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html;jsessionid=374338A6B7F397DECDDA483E170 C0EA3.app05_05?topicId=7083878341&sid=1&pageNo=2

??????

Nightmare at 20'000 feet.

Nightmare at 20'000 feet.


Haha ooook. Google only gave me a result from a WOW forum. That makes so much more sense.

And yeah, it was pretty awkward.