it's not like i'm a nervious wreck around other human beings or anything, i just dont have anything to talk about that comes to mind..

suggestions?

Stuff..

Alcohol.

skip small talk and go straight to sex, use this pick up line

"do you work at subway? because you just gave me a foot long"

the ladys will be all over you.

Stop being such a whiney emo faggot.

yeah... very sexy.
Alcohol though... yes. Go with the alcohol. Can't go wrong.

yeah... very sexy.
Alcohol though... yes. Go with the alcohol. Can't go wrong.

Meh...I find alcohol makes things worse. I'm already confident when I'm sober, so when I'm drunk I'm obnoxious and cocky. OP do you think you'd have this problem?

And how can you not have anything to talk about? Don't you read up on current events? Hobbies? Anything?

Meh...I find alcohol makes things worse. I'm already confident when I'm sober, so when I'm drunk I'm obnoxious and cocky. OP do you think you'd have this problem?

And how can you not have anything to talk about? Don't you read up on current events? Hobbies? Anything?

yeah i guess you're right, depends on the person. i'm usually shy without something, if I don't know people very well, so alcohol works well for me.
Current events can be a good icebreaker.

Current events can be a good icebreaker.

"so...did you hear about the bunch of cunts that got shot in India? PWNED"

This really isnt the place to come for advice on social issues..

This.

Alcohol.

Pick up some hobbies.

Every time before you go out think of several topics you can talk about.
Like your recent travels, sports you play/follow, music/movies/concerts, etc.

your conversation will go like this:

Hey how are you today?

Good thanks and you?

Not bad, a little tired I went to go see **** in concert last night

Really how was that......Blah blah blah

yadda yadda yadda

Excuse me please, I find this conversation to be getting dull so I'm going to refill my beverage and return more drunk.

then she will be like "just a foot long? you are modest"

then you will be all over her

then she will be like "just a foot long? you are modest"

then you will be all over her

/facepalm