I bring to you all what will hopefully be. The greatest census of all time! Is a random selection of 30 something questions that I have compiled over the last few days.

It will be running from today until around the 20 of December. This should give a fairly large portion of totse the chance to see it and maybe do it.

Every question is optional and no other data is collected other than what you enter. You can only complete the survey once, however you are able to go back and edit your answers if you wish. This means that if you start doing it and can't be bothered finishing, it will still be there for you to finish.

It's very short so it only takes 5-10 minutes to complete so please spare some time to do it.

And here's the link:

http://www.kwiksurveys.com/online-su...KIMKL_1bb80c14

When you have finished just click the "Finish survey" link and you are done
Results will be published throughout the running of the survey however they may be limited. Full results should be available before the end of December.

Enjoy

ps: if like it let me know. If you don't well I don't care.
pss: could an SG mod maybe sticky this for the 20 days it's running?

tl/dfillout

Thar she blows, I filled 'er out. I'm quite interested in seeing the results, actually.

Filled.

Cool.

Done.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
http://www.nocleanfeed.com/

I did it.

This was much better than the real census .

Thanks to everyone filling it out, really appreciate it. Have had 17 responses so far

Fin! :d

for number of sexual partners i couldnt put "OVER 9000"

done.

I was going to fill it out but at the end it said "Finish Survey" so since I'm not from Finland I thought I might have inadvertently completed the wrong survey so I got embarrassed and ran away with my arms in the air yelling 'daddy don't hit!

I also felt encumbered by not being able to approximate the number of sexual partners - 500ish would have been cool, or about a thousand if you count sailors, Once again quantification takes a toll on floppy logic.

no jk - good survey

Filled

dnoe.

I contributed.
Now I feel special.

I done it.

I deed it.

Madness

Done.

that was sweet

I just finished the survey. Can't wait to see the results.

Sweet. Keep 'em coming people. Up to 45 responses. It's also bloody nice to see that most people are taking it seriously. Apart from the question I figured would be mutilated.

Number of sexual partners?
Range (1 to 23423414231521345)

I'll have some of the results up tomorrow (my time) hopefully.

Thanks for participating, please continue to if you have not.

it's just as well cause lying makes baby jesus cry

Looking forward to the results. I filled one out a few hours ago.

I done did do it too

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I skewed your results. I did it on purpose. You can't stop me.

Signed, the four-foot tall Somalian Jedi.

Voted.

Where is Jedi as a religion?

EDIT: Voted

I expected it to be up there but it wasn't. I put it in the OTHER: box.

This isn't what I call public...this is internet. Get a life.

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lolwut! I would tend to think that on a message board where everybody gets to see what you are saying is kind of public...

That being said, I believe I have been behaving unduly aggressive, towards you. Apologies.

You had full reason to, because he is a bit of a dick.

To be honest, I would only get embaressed or care about what I'm saying if the people I was saying it to meant anything to me, or if I would admire them. On totse, there is most certainly nobody who I care about what they think about me. You really shouldn't either.

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You sure cared about it long enough to comment on it anyways.

Well, you sure cared enough to tell me that I care about not caring.

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symbal and WAN need to just 69 each other and get it out of the way. this is a gay love spat and nothing more...fucking teenagers!

More like, in my twenties, thank you very much

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I actually have a couple of good ideas for a good totse census, generally I wonder about shit thats on the totse census in my normal train of thought, except a couple of more questions that would be a bit more interesting. Like questions pertaining to certain forums, such as:

Main genre of music you listen to?
Do you own a firearm?
Do you own a hypothetically illegal firearm?
How often do you post on totse whilst intoxicated?
How many threads have you started?
How many threads have you started and then later regretted starting?
Which moderator is most helpful to you?
Do you generally think that most totse posters are male? (I hear a male voice in my head when I'm reading posts, unless I know a poster is a female, I just think they are male)
Do you think 4chan is fucking gay? (I do)
AND, most importantly, WTF is your totse username.

And a whole shitload more. I'm a total analytical thinker, so I would definitely be good at making a totse census.

So, for real, send me an email or contact me somehow if you wanna make another one of these.

Damn Nocleanfeed sounds gay. I'am feelin for you Australian's thats really gay.