totse.com | wal mart sells penis straws?

NoLifeToLive34251 · #1 2008-11-30, 03:09

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMLdb5VdzNs&NR=1

lol what a dumb bitch.

SLice_760 · #2 2008-11-30, 03:31

I lol'd.

Someone's husband isn't putting out. Probably cheating. I wonder why....

Waffle Stomper · #3 2008-11-30, 03:48

What a stupid twat. A fucking hotdog has more sexual innuendo than a 1/4" thick loop straw.

jai614 · #4 2008-11-30, 04:16

it's a rocket!

$tinger · #5 2008-11-30, 10:11

For fucks sake, just don't tell your daughter what it is.

Diesel · #6 2008-11-30, 10:23

OH NOES!! NOT A STRAW VAGUELY SHAPPED LIKE A CARTOON PENIS!!! She needs to get a fucking grip... obviously a single mother. I thought it was going to be something like this http://secure.condomania.com/images/BP-PSTRAW_1_dt.jpg now that shit was LAME.

fuckindouchebag · #7 2008-11-30, 18:24

lol she got penis straw

(^_^) · #8 2008-12-01, 06:33

What are you idiots talking about? It's clearly a penis shape. It's disgusting, Walmart should be ashamed.

k4aic · #9 2008-12-01, 06:41

she only bitched cause it was too small to fit in her giant gaping pussy

EternalEclipse · #10 2008-12-02, 01:56

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Originally Posted by (^_^) View Post

What are you idiots talking about? It's clearly a penis shape. It's disgusting, Walmart should be ashamed.

Have you ever seen a penis? That straw looks nothing like one. Maybe if you close your eyes and look real close. Cunt just wanted attention.

http://www.jeffbalke.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/penis_straw.jpg

C'mon dude...

Lb13 · #11 2008-12-02, 11:44

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Originally Posted by EternalEclipse View Post

Have you ever seen a penis? That straw looks nothing like one. Maybe if you close your eyes and look real close. Cunt just wanted attention.

http://www.jeffbalke.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/penis_straw.jpg

C'mon dude...

even if it does look like a penis who cares? put it in your mouth and suck that pepsi up.

marc_22 · #12 2008-12-02, 17:41

That Mom shouldve done the smart thing and introduced it to her daughter in her early youth (since its all shes gonna be suckin on for the rest of her life anyways)

jai614 · #13 2008-12-02, 22:26

common guys, don't deny it
it's an obvious cock.

Marsh · #14 2008-12-03, 02:13

looks like it was modeled from an Asian cock, obviously made in china.

fux0rz · #15 2008-12-03, 02:44

I can see the chinese having a recall of these things after pre-teen pregnancy sky rockets and the babies die of milk poisoning

+Casper+ · #16 2008-12-03, 09:48

its not wallmarts fault....
obviously this stupid bitch has a dirty mind.

Gorloche · #17 2008-12-04, 18:55

While I can see the dick pretty clearly (I mean, come on), I just can't be convinced that the image of a penis is somehow irreparably damaging, especially when you look at teen pregnancy rates and STD rates. It's not like they don't know these things. It all seems a little dumb.

2007/08 is really GAY · #18 2008-12-04, 19:10

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Originally Posted by jai614 View Post

common guys, don't deny it
it's an obvious cock.

Yeah... only a dumbass wouldn't know it.

Blame it on walmart for making lol straws.

ShroomLove · #19 2008-12-04, 21:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by EternalEclipse View Post

Have you ever seen a penis? That straw looks nothing like one. Maybe if you close your eyes and look real close. Cunt just wanted attention.

http://www.jeffbalke.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/penis_straw.jpg

C'mon dude...

This.

zuperxtreme · #20 2008-12-05, 01:30

I was going to say "Ah.. Americans...", but "Ah... women..." sounds more fitting.

anastaciadarling · #21 2008-12-05, 01:39

honestly people will do anything to get on tv.
this lady is a dumbass.

chrislol · #22 2008-12-05, 03:22

god help us all.