totse.com | Hamster in microwave

BigFatHarlot · #1 2008-11-30, 00:40

Ever since I was a little kid, I've wanted to put my hamster in a microwave.
Is it a pain to clean up a dead hamster in your microwave?

Werd · #2 2008-11-30, 00:41

gtfo new arrival.

BigFatHarlot · #3 2008-11-30, 00:43

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Originally Posted by Werd View Post

gtfo new arrival.

Stfu you little shit >=[

stash the weed · #4 2008-11-30, 00:51

wow your a sick fuck. wish i knew where you lived so i could do the same to you. shooting someone and killing them is one thing but painfully torturing them so they cook is too far. especially something that cant stand up for itself and kick your little pussy ass.

Dark Destroyer · #5 2008-11-30, 00:52

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Originally Posted by BigFatHarlot View Post

Ever since I was a little kid, I've wanted to put my hamster in a microwave.
Is it a pain to clean up a dead hamster in your microwave?

im smelling smoke....
u know what that means....
your about to get FLAMED.....

alright...
if anyone is the best nominee for the Stupidest new arrival award its u
putting a poor defensless creature in the microwave
u must be a sick little soul to think something up like that....
u enjoy killing something that cant fend for itself?
i hope u burn in hell while that little hamster watches u die like u did him
maybe u should shove him up your ass with a tube and let him nibble on your greasy insides u fat cholesterol filled rape baby

stash the weed · #6 2008-11-30, 00:56

need a mod to tell me this guys ip so we can to his house kidknap his mom and blow her head off and make him eat her brains after we skull fuck her

BigFatHarlot · #7 2008-11-30, 00:57

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Originally Posted by Dark Destroyer View Post

im smelling smoke....
u know what that means....
your about to get FLAMED.....

alright...
if anyone is the best nominee for the Stupidest new arrival award its u
putting a poor defensless creature in the microwave
u must be a sick little soul to think something up like that....
u enjoy killing something that cant fend for itself?
i hope u burn in hell while that little hamster watches u die like u did him
maybe u should shove him up your ass with a tube and let him nibble on your greasy insides u fat cholesterol filled rape baby

...Lol, if you want to be taken seriously, spell less like a noob.
You're one of the dumbest shits I've encountered on totse.

BigFatHarlot · #8 2008-11-30, 00:59

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Originally Posted by stash the weed View Post

need a mod to tell me this guys ip so we can to his house kidknap his mom and blow her head off and make him eat her brains after we skull fuck her

I'm a female you cunt, plus you're a sensitive bitch considering this was an obv. joke.

stash the weed · #9 2008-11-30, 01:02

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Originally Posted by BigFatHarlot View Post

I'm a female you cunt, plus you're a sensitive bitch considering this was an obv. joke.

sweet so we can skull fuck you then

hollywood undead 420 · #10 2008-11-30, 01:03

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Originally Posted by BigFatHarlot View Post

...Lol, if you want to be taken seriously, spell less like a noob.
You're one of the dumbest shits I've encountered on totse.

you are one stupid motherfucker
you should get a broken bottle in your ass and get curbed stomped. i fucking wish i knew where you lived, i would take out my desert eagle and pistol whip you.

you really are stupid sack of flaming horse shit.

fucking new arrival you are in over your head. now you have pissed off more than three regs go fuck yourself

someone bann this stupid fuck

go back to 4chan you stupid cunt

: mad:

BigFatHarlot · #11 2008-11-30, 01:04

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Originally Posted by stash the weed View Post

sweet so we can skull fuck you then

I'm sure it wouldn't make a difference to you , you faggot.

BigFatHarlot · #12 2008-11-30, 01:06

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Originally Posted by hollywood undead 420 View Post

you are one stupid motherfucker
you should get a broken bottle in your ass and get curbed stomped. i fucking wish i knew where you lived, i would take out my desert eagle and pistol whip you.

you really are stupid sack of flaming horse shit.

fucking new arrival you are in over your head. now you have pissed off more than three regs go fuck yourself

someone bann this stupid fuck

go back to 4chan you stupid cunt

: mad:

Lol, you seriously are so dumb.
Who says I haven't been here before and been a reg before?
Nobody you disgusting shit, stop being such a pussy and man up.

Dark Destroyer · #13 2008-11-30, 01:33

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Originally Posted by BigFatHarlot View Post

I'm a female you cunt, plus you're a sensitive bitch considering this was an obv. joke.

yo sorry but my dad was drunk one night and he decided to punish me so he put my little chihuahua in a bag and lit him on fire when i was 8 so please dont fuckin say this shit was a joke cuz the entire bi community will verbally ass rape u.....

but srsly guys she says it was a joke......
i swear to god ppl need to stop spamming like that
but u have jumped in way over your head.....
u seem like a butch female......
women dont call other ppl cunts.....
seeing as they really cant talk.....lol
and GTFO.....

chasejkj · #14 2008-11-30, 01:34

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Originally Posted by BigFatHarlot View Post

Ever since I was a little kid, I've wanted to put my hamster in a microwave.
Is it a pain to clean up a dead hamster in your microwave?

I hope its a joke you sick cunt

BigFatHarlot · #15 2008-11-30, 01:38

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Originally Posted by Dark Destroyer View Post

yo sorry but my dad was drunk one night and he decided to punish me so he put my little chihuahua in a bag and lit him on fire when i was 8 so please dont fuckin say this shit was a joke cuz the entire bi community will verbally ass rape u.....

but srsly guys she says it was a joke......
i swear to god ppl need to stop spamming like that
but u have jumped in way over your head.....
u seem like a butch female......
women dont call other ppl cunts.....
seeing as they really cant talk.....lol

Lol, honestly do you think I care what your opinion of me is? You suck more than I thought.
I don't care about your life story, get over it.
Learn to spell,too.

On the plus side, this joke was more of a sucess than I could've imagined.

berumen94 · #16 2008-11-30, 01:39

you sick basturd i hope that hamster bites your 2 inch cock off

RamboReincarnate · #17 2008-11-30, 02:07

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Originally Posted by BigFatHarlot View Post

Stfu you little shit >=[

STFU N00b
Welcome to totse. We don't give a fuck about you.

hollywood undead 420 · #18 2008-11-30, 02:09

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Originally Posted by RamboReincarnate View Post

STFU N00b
Welcome to totse. We don't give a fuck about you.

look at that innocent smile

RamboReincarnate · #19 2008-11-30, 02:09

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Originally Posted by hollywood undead 420 View Post

you are one stupid motherfucker
you should get a broken bottle in your ass and get curbed stomped. i fucking wish i knew where you lived, i would take out my desert eagle and pistol whip you.OWNAGE

you really are stupid sack of flaming horse shit.

fucking new arrival you are in over your head. now you have pissed off more than three regs go fuck yourself

someone bann this stupid fuck

go back to 4chan you stupid cunt

: mad:

Pistol whip this n00b FTW

never · #20 2008-11-30, 02:37

This is awesome, fucking do it and post pics you pussy. You probably don't have the balls, but please -prove me wrong.

hollywood undead 420 · #21 2008-11-30, 02:39

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This is awesome, fucking do it and post pics you pussy. You probably don't have the balls, but please -prove me wrong.

post pics of what?

dont have the balls to do what?

fatdirtypig · #22 2008-11-30, 04:37

Wow there must be a lot of sensitive fags on totse

Numberjumbo · #23 2008-11-30, 10:51

Put cheese on it.

BigFatHarlot · #24 2008-11-30, 17:27

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Originally Posted by fatdirtypig View Post

Wow there must be a lot of sensitive fags on totse

5char

BigFatHarlot · #25 2008-11-30, 17:30

I doubt you will have any chance of using your glorious* MMA skills.

*Largest form of sarcasm ever used.

hollywood undead 420 · #26 2008-11-30, 17:51

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Originally Posted by BigFatHarlot View Post

I doubt you will have any chance of using your glorious* MMA skills.

*Largest form of sarcasm ever used.

whats sarcasm?

ohhhh thats what it is

good morning

CosmicZombie · #27 2008-11-30, 18:22

Iv put a mouse in a microwave before it was pretty sweet. Not really to much clean up they juice and leak out

BigFatHarlot · #28 2008-11-30, 18:39

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Originally Posted by CosmicZombie View Post

Iv put a mouse in a microwave before it was pretty sweet. Not really to much clean up they juice and leak out

Seriously? I always heard they expanded and exploded.

lockpickfun · #29 2008-11-30, 19:51

wow your a sick fuck. who in the hell puts poor defenseless animals in a microwave. if i ever get your address im going to beat the living fuck out of you with the goddamn microwave you used to hurt that cute little hamster. you fat fuck i hope you burn in hell with the rest of you fucking scumbag pieces of shit go suck a dick if you ever do anything like this and i hear about it i swear i will track you down and beat the fuck out of you im not joking you fucking cunt

Dark Destroyer · #30 2008-11-30, 19:54

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Originally Posted by lockpickfun View Post

wow your a sick fuck. who in the hell puts poor defenseless animals in a microwave. if i ever get your address im going to beat the living fuck out of you with the goddamn microwave you used to hurt that cute little hamster. you fat fuck i hope you burn in hell with the rest of you fucking scumbag pieces of shit go suck a dick if you ever do anything like this and i hear about it i swear i will track you down and beat the fuck out of you im not joking you fucking cunt

1. read the thread
2. shes a girl
3. stfu and gtfo NEW ARRIVAL