so i have an interesting problemo. my girl wont douche, and i want her to douche. if i were to even approach the subject, she would flip and get uber offended. is it so bad? its natural for girls to be the way they are...but is it just so much to ask that you douche every few months or so? ive really even just considered buying her one and leaving it around for her to find but i know it wouldnt be good for me. anyone ever had a prob quite like this?

"Bitch your box stank. Now wash it or I will wash it for you"

why? and is it that bad?

Douching is a terrible thing for a woman to do. You disturb the natural pH and the commensal microorganisms living there. That's right, the vagina has a natural population of bacteria required for maintaining an acidic environment and protecting it from yeast infections (and worse).

Only douche with a doctor's recommendation.

Douching is not an effective form of birth control.

If it smells really bad, just tell her to wash more. Which will probably be just as offensive.


*ObZ

Why do you want her to douche? All it does is irritate the vagina and alter the natural pH levels, making her more vulnerable to infections. It's an awful things to do and doesn't have any benefits whatsoever for a healthy vagina.

Yeah, nigga.

New girlfriend!!!

'Nuff Said...

Commensal? What's that.

I agree with silverfuck and ObsidianZ.

I assume you want her to douche so that you can eat her out and not have the potentially bad taste?


Eat her out in the shower, or right after a shower. Problem solved.

My girlfriend is understanding when I don't want to eat her out after she's been sweating all day at work. But I would never try and make her douche. I suggest you stop doing that.


Also...most vaginas don't really taste bad at all. I've only had one that tasted rotten lol.

The other tasted like nothing...
and the most recent tastes mildly "metallic" at times, but it's no big deal.


I couldn't see another reason for you wanting a girl to douche...and the reason you have isn't much of a reason, in my opinion.

Have her shower more instead.

Enjoy licking yeast infection buddy.

If its that bad, a better idea would be to have her shower more. If you want to get her to shower more often (or more thoroughly) without openly saying that she smells bad, you could try just telling her that you want to shower with her. Then you can get it clean and play it off as sexy shower time (and hey, it might be a little of both).

Well you, being her gynecologist, really knows what's best for her, she should definitely listen to you.


Oh, wait... you're not a gynecologist and don't know shit about vaginas. Stfu.

When you're about to have sex, and she's all worked up, pull the ol' switcheroo and douche her instead of fuck her.

She'll think it's your penis.

Just borrow a hose from the fire department and clean that thing out.