totse.com | Ruining My Family's Christmas Celebration.

ellementlady89 · #1 2008-11-29, 22:36

Have any tips?
I also need to pretend like I am on drugs during the event.
I was also thinking I could just get totally drunk before the event.

hollywood undead 420 · #2 2008-11-29, 22:39

put visine in the wine/drinks

itching powder on mashed potatos

14 hits of acid on the cranberry sauce or gravy

firecracker in the gooses asshole

things like that

stash the weed · #3 2008-11-29, 22:41

steal all the presents and make it look like a burglary. and mail em to me if there good.

ellementlady89 · #4 2008-11-29, 23:00

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steal all the presents and make it look like a burglary. and mail em to me if there good.

I can't steal the presents.

hollywood undead 420 · #5 2008-11-29, 23:01

never · #6 2008-11-29, 23:23

Not that it's any of my business but why do you want to ruin your family's Christmas?

FacId · #7 2008-11-29, 23:42

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I also need to pretend like I am on drugs during the event.

Better idea - be on drugs during the event. LOTS.

stash the weed · #8 2008-11-29, 23:44

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Better idea - be on drugs during the event. LOTS.

OR get everyone else on drugs by spiking a drink or some food.

ellementlady89 · #9 2008-11-29, 23:48

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Not that it's any of my business but why do you want to ruin your family's Christmas?

if you knew my family you would understand

hollywood undead 420 · #10 2008-11-30, 00:27

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if you knew my family you would understand

it cant be that bad