Met a girl a couple weeks back. Fooled around with her, got her number, called her the next weekend (which was when classes were dismissed for thanksgiving break) but she said she was leaving that night for home and coming back yesterday. I said cool, maybe we'll meet up after we come back.

So I want to meet up with her tonight but don't want to appear desperate by calling her two weekends in a row. She has my number now so she might call me first which would be ideal but I have no way of knowing if she will or not.

How do I get ahold of her and maintain the upper hand? If I call her again she'll probably be good to go but then she'll know I want her and I lose control of the situation. What should I do?

Huff Raid.

Huff Raid.

Go suck the Queen's saggy old clit, you inbred piece of euro trash.

Stop being a bitch and call her if you're going to fool.

Hold the mother fucking phone.


Did an American just call a European inbred?

That's some funny shit right there.

We're all inbred. We came from somewhere, amirite?

Why is it that calling a girl is seen as a desperate act? Why is it that people need to have complete control of the situation. Dude, call her. If she's gonna use the fact that you like her against you, then he's probably not somebody you should be fooling around with.

I'm just trying to figure out some WAY to call her that doesn't leave her thinking that I'm really interested in her. I already fooled around with her and if I play it cool it will happen again. But if she thinks I'm really interested in her, she'll probably clamp her box down and make me take her out or something before I get anywhere. This is not what I want. See my problem?

Ok, question 1: are you really interested in her?
If yes: stop worrying about it and call her. what's so bad about going out?
If no (and it sounds like it): call her, ask if she wants to fool around some more. If she doesn't answer, probably leave a message like "Call me back by X, if not, I've got other shit to do." If you're not interested in her and just want to fool around, it'd be much easier for both of you if you were both on the same page.

So you just want sex without the relationship? If this is true it seems that you have already lost all your hand I mean calling her often you seem pretty desperate well what I would do in the kinda situation is probably just get with her for a while fuck her till you are bored and then discard her like yesterdays news. Cause it seems that no matter what you gonna do you gotta call her and you gonna ask her to go out with you. Maybe ask her if she just wants to fuck and shit and not get into a relationship

Call her one more time. If it doesn't work out, then move on and find another girl.

Yeah man, actually a legitmate thread.... as oppose to the retrospective bullshit I've been on lately. You can't fail though with the straight up approach. you gotta ask yourself.

"Are you about business? or you want her to fuck your world up..."

plus if you already hit it.... you either did it right and she'll be calling till you tell her to stop
or you weren't up to her challenge in which case it's a lost cause already.

but you said fool around.... elaborate sucka!!!

AND if you do get down with said chica.... Get a high-def camcorder and hook us up man!!! and if you want to get paid... don't tell her until after you bust on her left titty, and give a huge thumbs up and hold it for like 4 seconds. (Don't forget to cheese either)

That'd be the fucking shit... Imá genius.

If you just want to fuck her anyways, who cares who has the upperhand?

ex:
bitch: Haha, I have the upper hand in our relationship because I have a vagina and you call me!! tehehehe random dumb shit

you: Oh yeah?? Well im fucking you no strings attached.. slut.


So, just call.

Stop bitching and call her you inept panzy.

On an unrelated note I hooked up with my first Jew last night. I'm sure everyone is ecstatic.

On an unrelated note I hooked up with my first Jew last night. I'm sure everyone is ecstatic.

Sweeeeeeeeeettttttttt.............

So your marrying her now right???

On an unrelated note I hooked up with my first Jew last night. I'm sure everyone is ecstatic.

Why is that special? Everyone's human. So no I'm not ecstatic.

Tell her you got some bad ass job slicing cold cuts.

I'm sure she will come a runnin.

Sweeeeeeeeeettttttttt.............

So your marrying her now right???

Good god no. I'd rather not get stuck with the bill for the rest of my life.

Why is that special? Everyone's human. So no I'm not ecstatic.

You should be, it was my first Jew. I feel much more worldly now. It was good but she was kinda a crappy lay. I had to initiate all the new moves but whatever I guess that's my job. I hate to generalize entire groups of people based solely on a single experience but this is Totse so let's proceed. Let me get a Jewish girl in the sack poll. Are they all crappy or did I find the one lame duck? Just for contrast sake I think we can all agree that Catholic school girls are the kinkiest, they can make out with you while you hit it doggy. Tis a beautiful thing.

I think I'll be aiming for a Buddhist bitch next.

Agreed.

Calling a girl isn't a sign of weakness. If she wants to hang out, cool. If not, cool. Move on. No point in dwelling on a girl who isn't interested when there's much better ones out there.

Let me get a Jewish girl in the sack poll. Are they all crappy or did I find the one lame duck? Just for contrast sake I think we can all agree that Catholic school girls are the kinkiest, they can make out with you while you hit it doggy. Tis a beautiful thing.

I think I'll be aiming for a Buddhist bitch next.

Hint: Most girls are lame ducks.

You're thinking in the right direction about a Buddhist girl. But, if you really want a good lay, go find a free-spirited girl who really knows her art and music. They know what's up.

Good god no. I'd rather not get stuck with the bill for the rest of my life.



You should be, it was my first Jew. I feel much more worldly now. It was good but she was kinda a crappy lay. I had to initiate all the new moves but whatever I guess that's my job. I hate to generalize entire groups of people based solely on a single experience but this is Totse so let's proceed. Let me get a Jewish girl in the sack poll. Are they all crappy or did I find the one lame duck? Just for contrast sake I think we can all agree that Catholic school girls are the kinkiest, they can make out with you while you hit it doggy. Tis a beautiful thing.

I think I'll be aiming for a Buddhist bitch next.

Jew girls are ok. Catholic girls really aren't that exciting. The devout ones won't do shit with you, and if they do they get guilt-ridden and go to confession. The ones who will are barely Catholic, and they're no kinkier than your average girl.

I said cool, maybe we'll meet up after we come back.

did she have any responce to this?. like maybe along the lines of "yeah, that would be fun". or "sounds good".

if so just man up and call her, or even take the easy way out and text her to see what she is doing on said night.

IMO girls want a guy who can be aggresive. if she showed any sort of interest in what you said above. just fucking call her.

if (like you said) you have already fooled around with her, she already knows you have at least somewhat of an interest in her (what ever level that interest is doesnt really matter all the much)

stop being a pussy, dont worry about seeming to interested. because if she is at least decently hot, she probably have had guys call her everyday, text all the time and just acting way to clingy.

but no matter what, you can take a little bit of pride knowing you hit that, no matter how everything turns out in the long run

y u so gay? stop with the hating, be happy, make some rouladen...

Just get some very good( large) schnitzel meat
Salt and pepper on both side
then smear mustard (like you would do a slice of bread with butter)
one large teaspoon full of tomato paste smear as well on top of mustard
1/4 to 1/2 onion
a peace of speck, or if you cant get it a slice of bacon
roll up and fasten with tooth pick
some margarine in large pot( heat well, do not burn)
cut 2 large onions in 1/4 and fry golden,
add rouladen and brown nice and dark ALL around. turn down flame
add a cup of water
let it loosen all the bottom brown stuff (will be the gravy)
DO NOT WALK AWAY STAY WITH IT UNTIL NOW
then fill with water till covered and let simmer on very low heat, keep an eye
on it as the water ( gravy ) is not permitted to evaporate poke with a fork gentle to see if meat is soft
take rouladen out, mix some flour with water pour into the gravy, if it gets lumpy, use colander or (sibe)
if it is to thick, add water, but taste all the time to make sure it is yummy .

My mistake, I thought this thread was about how to call a girl black.

I guess I can't help after all.

Fucking call her. Why look too deep into this?!

My mistake, I thought this thread was about how to call a girl black.


No shit! I was just about to post that too.

Goddammit, you were all wrong and now you've fucked me over. I called her and she's all, "I'm going to bed, let's hang out tomorrow" knowing full well tomorrow (now today) is a sunday which means that we're not going to fuck and she's moving into relationship mode. I agreed, because I have little self control and I want her, so now I'm probably going to have to get involved with her.

Thanks a lot, you pricks.

Ungrateful shithead. Wah she wants a relationship and you don't. Move the fuck on if you aren't interested.

lolol pWned!

No amount of smooth talk could give you what you wanted. Whatever she wants it to be is whatever she wanted in the beginning. Let it be what it is, stop trying to be in control.

Sure maybe the first night you smoothed talked into laying her, now you want to smooth talk into laying her again, then you keep wanting to smooth talk into laying her. Stop trying to be in control and smooth talking her into what you want.

I've been in that situation before and i would be glad to have called her back it's better than sitting on your ass waiting for her to call so you can be "suprised" when she calls and you can tell yourself you are in control.