i just railed 3 of these 1200 mg ones my mom has
how long will it take to kick in??

dont forget the green tea. oh and you gotta snort the ibuprofen through a 20 dollar bill, not a 10 or a 5 or anything cheap like that.

dont forget the green tea

thats my favorite munchie for when i;m nodding


oh and is it safe to jerk off while on painkillerS?

thats my favorite munchie for when i;m nodding


oh and is it safe to jerk off while on painkillerS?

You can kindly shut the fuck up now, sir.

oh and is it safe to jerk off while on painkillerS?

Yes, but you can't use your hands; use a cactus instead.

Yes, but you can't use your hands; use a cactus instead.

how in the fuck would that work..?

thats my favorite munchie for when i;m nodding


oh and is it safe to jerk off while on painkillerS?

Apparently, the use of analgesic drugs during masturbation results in comatosis, paralysis and even death in some cases.

Apparently, the use of analgesic drugs during masturbation results in comatosis, paralysis and even death in some cases.



so THATS why........ nevermind, thanks.

Apparently, the use of analgesic drugs during masturbation results in comatosis, paralysis and even death in some cases.



what if i use my fleshlight?

what if i use my fleshlight?

Your head would almost certainly fall off.

hahahahahahhaah wow. i actually thought u were serious for a second

Yes, but you can't use your hands; use a cactus instead.

You sir, have given me lulz.

9000 or so.

That would be a HUGE amount of powder. shit the 800mg Ibuprofens are huge i cant imagine how big a 1200mg must be...

To be totally honest, the only way to REALLY get fucked up off of 'feins (that's what they call 'em on the streets) is this foolproof plan. Alright, so first step, crush up all your pills REALLY finely. Then proceed to rail them, and like someone else said, you HAVE to use a $20 bill, or else it doesn't work (or so I've heard.) Next, you need to get a nice drip going, and a lot of phlegm and shit (I heard milk can help with this step), then take all that and spit it out into a spoon or whatever. Take that spoon, heat it up like you're preparing a shot, but instead of mainlining it, you just inject it rectally. After that, just stand on your head for like 1-3 minutes. At this point you should be feeling it. Then, to get everything out of it, next time you take a shit (which should be pretty soon, because lots of 'fein can cause VIOLENT diarrhea), make some jenkem out of it. It's amazing more people don't know about this.

Brilliant, pure fucking gold

Your head would almost certainly fall off.

I actually lul'd. The rest of the thread is fail.