I caint help but feel a bit cautious, when going down on a girl for the first time. Seriously, when it comes to oral sex.....men have the short straw in this one. At least when it comes to a danger factor.

When you suck a cock, at least the fluid intake is minimal (I Imagine). With a girl you have all kinds of fluids that thrive down there. Including some bad ones if your not careful.

1 bad move and your fucked with herpes, 1 bad decision could cost you some weird throat virus. Or a yeast infection, ect. ect.

My point is, how do you guys bring yourself to be trustworthy enough to go down on a girl? What are some factors or red flags, that should send your face running away from their rotten swamp ?

lawl u sound like u got peed in the mouth

Try Dating better women... That might help in your decision.

Nice good girl with a low dude count... usually equals very minimal vaginal problems...

I have the same worries and trust issues, which is why I've only ever gone down on one girl. But once I did, I loved it so much I'd try and do it 3+ times a day.

The biggest danger is from her cervical teeth....[/sarcasm]

Hey WAN moved to Ontario...



The west is great once again!!

except that I have a twin sister and she still lives in Vancouver

PWNT

except that I have a twin sister and she still lives in Vancouver

PWNT


I'm pretty sure half the population of Vancouver looks like your twin.


PAWNSHOP

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My point is, how do you guys bring yourself to be trustworthy enough to go down on a girl? What are some factors or red flags, that should send your face running away from their rotten swamp ?

i pretty much just make sure shes not a slut.

I'm pretty sure half the population of Vancouver looks like your twin.


PAWNSHOP

are you implying that half the population of Vancouver is stunningly beautiful

That's why I fuck them in the ass

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lol
lol

Maybe you should stop having sex with girls who look like dirty skanks?

Seriously, if a girl has dirty fingernails and her hair is messy and she looks like a skank and basically does not take care of her outer appearance, what makes you think she would take care of all the stuff people don't see?

this!

Totally. I've yet to worry about going down on a new girl.

But some of the hottest bitches who spend hours taking care of themselves are also the biggest sluts and have STDs out the wazoo.

Honestly, I don't go down unless I've fucked her before and know she's exclusively mine.

I caint help but feel a bit cautious...

Out of curiosity, do you honestly think you're spelling the word can't right? Or is it some kind of weird inside-joke pattern of grammatical slaughter?

A pretty good rule with that is to just make sure she's not a slut, has no sores or oddly colored discharge, and the smell isn't horrifying.

i dont eat pussy plain and simple if a girl does not want to suck my dick im fine with it cause i aint eatin her pussy.

beware THE FACE AIDS!!!
heed my advice BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!

I attach a sponge to my face when I go down. She doesn't realize that I'm really scrubbing her.

i guess ive been lucky. no bad juju if u dont do it, but its fun. like petting a cat or shooting people. so make sure their clean, or you can always use the saran wrap. that shit cracks me up

lol's

1 bad move and your fucked with herpes, 1 bad decision could cost you some weird throat virus. Or a yeast infection

one bad step off the sidewalk and you could get taken out by a bus as well.. if you're going to spend your whole life worrying about what might happen, you might as well just become a hermit and live a whole in the ground.

I have the same worries and trust issues, which is why I've only ever gone down on one girl. But once I did, I loved it so much I'd try and do it 3+ times a day.

nice juan sunshine, she must've fucken loved that.

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srsly?

pussy

This is because you're a stupid, prudish, joke of a man.

If a girl is going to go through the trouble of ramming your cock down her throat the least you could do is return the favor. If you are that freaked out about it get her tested first. Oh, and by the way, if she has a yeast infection, you will know.

Yeah, it will taste like bread.

or yogurt

Yeah, it will taste like bread.

If its been fermenting long enough you might even get drunk ;)

If its been fermenting long enough you might even get drunk ;)

Now thats too far. *pukes*

Warning: More than you ever wanted to know about yeast infection

No, seriously, it will probably taste like yogurt. Doctors recommend soaking a tampon in unflavored yogurt and stuffing it up your vag because the bacteria in the yogurt helps fight the yeast infection. My best friend had one once, it was absolutely hilarious.

TMI but thanks

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Precisely.