This is serious now. Do the ladies like to engage in gentle, playful bum secks? Or is it displeasing/hurt/gross/bad memories etc? See, my lady friend acts like she likes it, and will encourage me to go for it, but as soon as i enter she seems to change her mind about the thing entirely. i wonder if she just wants to please me and is pretending? or does she in fact enjoy it as i?

thanks, ladies

Most people over the age of ten call it anal sex.

And girls like it rough as hell. Even when they're screaming at you to stop/be gentle, that just means they want it harder. Your girl changing her mind is just her way of seeing if you're a man or not.

Which you apparently aren't.

This.

For her added pleasure tell her to shove that favorite dildo-vibrator in her cunt.

Ilikeeggs enjoys anal sex. Most girls don't though. Or at least most girls who haven't tried it have a negative view towards it.

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Bum sex?

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Bum sex?

yah. my first thought at this thread. ITS ANAL SEX FFS.


...that said my wife is pretty experimental on many levels, but some things scare her.


...part of the issue is my penis size, which is to big for her (it realy is, wonder if i could get it downsized a inch or so without any other problems arising), the other part is the fact that it's "weird".

you grow up beliving that anal = exit. and thats what it is! stuff goes out. it doesn't go in. so what i did with mine took about 6 months of coaxing and "conditioning" but in the end i got my ass ;)

1) rub her ass, wile licking pussy slip your tongue over her anus (make sure she's bloody well WASHED THE DAMN THING), finder the outside of her anus etc...

2) Finger. clip your nails to non-existence, then make them smooth and womenly like. etc... make sure nothing that you have on your fingers could hurt her. then LUBE the damn finger and slowly finger her.. kiss her, rub her pussy, licking if you want, but gently finger her ass.

3) Anal sexxors.

basicly this: "STICK IT IN HER POOPER!"

ok? kay! if she says it hurts take it out a litle and add more lube and get to it again. if she whines mroe - gag her. works for me.

or does she in fact enjoy it as i?

Why don't you ask her about it? Fucks sake, it seems like such a fucking simple solution.

Thanks for saving me the time.

Some love it, some hate it. Just like everything else.

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Bum sex?

i think i would give him some money, just for the honesty and effort.

Only receiving gays call it bum sex. I know because you just did.

you must receive then

Not only did your insult make no sense, but your name is darthvader77. I advise you to get the fuck out, with a side of huff raid.

Dammit, I thought this would be another of WAN's threads, didnt even bother to look who created the thread.

i dunno, i like asses they look nice but thats as far as i go. the fact that nasty horrible smelling steaming piles of shit comes out of them makes me devoid of interest when it comes to sticking my precious dick up in it.

they got a pussy for a reason.. i know people like the tightness of the ass but if your girl is so loose it isnt satisfying you got a slut and you need to find yourself a nice fresh little 16-18 year old..

but your name is darthvader77. I advise you to get the fuck out, with a side of huff raid.

whats wrong with darthvader? should i just change it to my real name? would that make u feel better?

This.

What kind of dumb fucking question is this, obviously some people will like, other wont. Whether she likes it or not is for you to find out.

i must have misread and thought you were REALLY into homeless bums.