this is a very soul crushing thing to hear. my now ex told me this.
bleach.
how does one even come to know how bleach tastes?
what have girls told you your jizz tastes like.. if anything

My girl told me mine tastes like capers and day old milk.

After telling me this, and continuing to swallow, I love her even more.

My girl tells me my junk tastes like "manliness."

Its pure undiluted testosterone. It burns, stings, and she grows hair from wherever it lands. You can smell it down the street, and it blinds you if you stare at it too long.

I had a gf tell be it tasted good, like potato chips. Hmmm, I thought. Flat and salty?

The more meat in your diet the more they'll bitch and complain.
The more vegetables, fruits, etc. the sweeter the nectar for 'em.

;)

fucking A

You need to find a girl who doesn't drink bleach.

i was thinking about asking this earlier but since someone brought it up...does anyone know what exactly would make ones load taste best? ive heard dados de pinos...or pineapple.. and some other shit.

Eat a diet with lots of fresh fruit and vegetables. Avoid a diet consisting entirely of beer, beef jerky, and top ramen.

Or should I say, "you shoot what you eat."?

Or make her drink bleach for a proper comparison and to get even for crushing your soul.

This amused me.

http://www.vitadigest.com/sweeten69.html?gclid=COuL1Y3Xl5cCFQOIFQodwUw7-g

Actually, if someone decides to try this, let me know how that goes. I'm pretty sure it's bullshit. Yet I'm still curious.

That was my first thought reading this thread.

at this point i guess i don't have much of a choice

I once had a girl gag and tell me to eat less salt.

You know, that makes the second girl I have heard say that.

And both times, the thought "and how would you know how bleach tastes?" ran through my head.

Odd.

I think she means it smells like bleach and or taste like she would imagine bleach taste. I doubt anyone has actually tasted bleach.

That isn't manly. Far from it. My semen is so strong that I jerk off and there's a kid standing there and a few weeks behind in board.

dont underestimate the power of infants. bleach fits inside. so it goes inside... babies are scary as fuck.



that said: depending on what i eat my wife has said it tastes like the following:


"like unsweetend jogurt"
"stale"
"dry"
"Sweet like the fruits of the forbidden garden of eden" (to which i then gave her more ;) :P:P:P:P:P

Was she a dietician or just a slut?

how does one even come to know how bleach tastes?

I drank a cup of bleach when I was three.

Unfortunately for me it didn't kill me :(.

Eat a diet with lots of fresh fruit and vegetables. Avoid a diet consisting entirely of beer, beef jerky, and top ramen.



Although you have no scientific (and certainly no personal) evidence to support this stupid ass urban legend, if anything vegetation would make one's semen taste worse.

My ex girlfriend thought it tasted like egg nog. ;)

To all the people saying "how doz she no wut bleech tasts lyk" SHUT THE FUCK UP.

You've never said "man this tastes like shit"? Have you eaten shit? It's what you imagine it to taste like. I remember eating some food and saying "this tastes like the devil's dick smegma" I obviously haven't tasted that (or have I...?) Any way. Just thought I'd get that out.

Oh and I'll test the pineapple juice thing.

My girlfriend told me my penis tasted like a hot dog once, she liked it. Though I never did figure out what made it taste that way. I have had very few comments on my semen, the worst one I heard was that it tasted "mild", not really sure what that means.

I have had very few comments on my semen, the worst one I heard was that it tasted "mild", not really sure what that means.

It means you're a very boring person. Get some more excitement in your life!

It means you're a very boring person. Get some more excitement in your life!


I am pretty boring...

Apparently I taste fucking awesome, my girlfriend like, brags about it. Which is both weird and awesome at the same time.

Last weekend there were three couples sitting around, and in every couple there was a chick vegetarian. The overall consensus was that we tasted better.

So become a vegetarian. Save some animals and get her to swallow.

Never had any comments on it. My girls usually don't bitch about it and I don't bother asking.

So become a vegetarian. Save some animals and get her to swallow.

But that baby cow tastes so good!

Not to reiterate, eat more fruit.

To all the people saying "how doz she no wut bleech tasts lyk" SHUT THE FUCK UP.


how doz she no wut bleech tasts lyk

how doz she no wut bleech tasts lyk

haha yeeeaaaah....

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haha yeeeaaaah....

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Fucking lol.

Eating fruits and veggies makes your manly fluid taste better eh? Guess I've been tasting like crap because I'm more of a carnivore man. :(

There's stuff you can buy online that's supposed to make your semen have a sweeter flavor..

Whether it works or not.. I wouldn't know, sorry.

my ex girlfriend told me my cum tasted like bleach. it was a lovely compliment....

my girlfriend said it tasted like milk, and that it wasn't bad.

I exploded my seed all down her throat that night...good times

it definitely smells like bleach...but either she's confused about what bleach tastes like or you are cumming acid.

Or should I say, "you shoot what you eat."?

That's fuckin sagacious right there, I tell you what.

"salty"

that was amazing

Sunflower seeds.

Why would I care what she thinks?

Seriously?
Bleach is the opposite of acid, it's pretty fucking basic.

Why not just give her some damn miracle berries before the sucking?

gtfo new arrival.

bake her a cake, put shit loads of bleech in it, when she eats it she will act like she just swallowed a load. If not your sperm dosent taste like bleech

my girlfriend said it tasted like milk, and that it wasn't bad.

I guess if i had to describe it milk would be as good a comparison as any. Well, milk with a little bit of salt.

It isn't bad, just one of those unique tastes that is difficult to describe.

Her: "Damn, your semen tastes like bleach."

You: "Kickass, doing the laundry just got cheaper."

Lulz.

I feel ya buddy. Apparently taste can be affected my you diet, i hear bananas are good for semen tastage. My gf says im cream of mushroom soup :):):)