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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-11-28, 01:56
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Can't grow sideburns??
Well I'm 18 (turned 18 a month ago), and I know some guys don't start developing facial hair until their a bit older, but I don't have any side burns. But heres whats confusing me... I can grow a full beard and mustache... And my beard wouldn't be composed of really thin, shitty hairs. I can grow a decent beard. But why no side burns? Most guys I know started growing sideburns first, then chin hair started forming... I seem to have skipped a step. Wtf?
I don't even want to grow sideburns, they wouldn't look good on me. But this still has me a bit confused. Did anyones facial hair develop like this?
(And to give the thread some more meaning discuss your facial in it)
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#2
 2008-11-28, 01:58
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fatdirtypig 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
Smear a little bit of shit on the sides of your face. There is an enzyme found in fecal matter that stimulates hair follicles to grow hair.
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#3
 2008-11-28, 02:00
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by fatdirtypig
Smear a little bit of shit on the sides of your face. There is an enzyme found in fecal matter that stimulates hair follicles to grow hair.
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Thanks I'll get right on that.
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#4
 2008-11-28, 02:01
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killface 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
don't really have an explanation other than everyone's different.. i have dirty blonde hair but my beard comes through red, no joke. it's fucking weird.
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#5
 2008-11-28, 02:02
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by killface
don't really have an explanation other than everyone's different.. i have dirty blonde hair but my beard comes through red, no joke. it's fucking weird.
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That actually seems like it would look cool. And my hair is brown but my beard is black.
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#6
 2008-11-28, 02:04
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killface 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
That actually seems like it would look cool. And my hair is brown but my beard is black.
yeah, i guess same with it growing in some places loads but not others... for example, the area above my lip grows wayyyyyy slower than everywhere else on my face.
it looks kinda cool with about 2-3 days growth, after that i just start to look like a drifter.
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#7
 2008-11-28, 02:08
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by killface
don't really have an explanation other than everyone's different.. i have dirty blonde hair but my beard comes through red, no joke. it's fucking weird.
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My hair is dark blond, but my facial hair is red too... It prompts much speculation on the colour of my pubes.
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#8
 2008-11-28, 02:11
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killface 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
My hair is dark blond, but my facial hair is red too... It prompts much speculation on the colour of my pubes.
hahahaha, i don't have that all too often, but then again i like to keep relatively clean shaven ('cept for at the moment, fucking movember).
i do have scottish heritage, so i'm assuming that has something to do with it.
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#9
 2008-11-28, 02:12
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fatdirtypig 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
My hair is black but my facial hair is brown and lets off a rank smell so I have to shave or I'm a walking poop face.. 
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#10
 2008-11-28, 02:17
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
hahahaha, i don't have that all too often, but then again i like to keep relatively clean shaven ('cept for at the moment, fucking movember).
i do have scottish heritage, so i'm assuming that has something to do with it.
I'm rockin' the Movember too, but my sideburns are usually long enough that you can see the red anyway. I'm a mix of Irish and South African... As far as I know there's not really any Scottish in the mix.
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#11
 2008-11-28, 02:18
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killface 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
I'm rockin' the Movember too, but my sideburns are usually long enough that you can see the red anyway. I'm a mix of Irish and South African... As far as I know there's not really any Scottish in the mix.
i've got heritage from too many places.. i'm just assuming scottish.
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#12
 2008-11-28, 02:31
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
http://mymoviebanners.com/pics/braveheart/braveheart-5.jpg
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#13
 2008-11-28, 02:40
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killface 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
http://mymoviebanners.com/pics/braveheart/braveheart-5.jpg
freedom!
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#14
 2008-11-28, 05:43
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by killface
don't really have an explanation other than everyone's different.. i have dirty blonde hair but my beard comes through red, no joke. it's fucking weird.
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Thats exactly how mine is, it drives my gf crazy.
So she bitches at me to shave so I'm not 2 toned then I get annoyed lol.
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#15
 2008-11-28, 05:51
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Hengen 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
Be fuckin glad dude. Less shaving for you. I need to shave pretty much every day or I'll be working on a full beard.
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#16
 2008-11-28, 06:02
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fat_thighs 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
My beards grow in very slowly, but when I was like 17 or 18 I just didn't shave for a long time, and then shaved everything but the sideburns, and I've had it ever since. Just grow a full beard for a while, and then shave in some sideburns once it's a decent shag. Takes a different amount of time for everyone.
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#17
 2008-11-28, 06:58
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pink smoke 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
This has nothing to do with either sex, or affection.
FYI.
Perhaps it should be in set the style.
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#18
 2008-11-28, 15:25
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Gadooosh! 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by killface
don't really have an explanation other than everyone's different.. i have dirty blonde hair but my beard comes through red, no joke. it's fucking weird.
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I've got brown hair and mine chin and sideburns are jet black, then again my eyebrows are so that's probably why.
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#19
 2008-11-28, 15:39
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Nitronick 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by In Bloom
Well I'm 18 (turned 18 a month ago), and I know some guys don't start developing facial hair until their a bit older, but I don't have any side burns. But heres whats confusing me... I can grow a full beard and mustache... And my beard wouldn't be composed of really thin, shitty hairs. I can grow a decent beard. But why no side burns? Most guys I know started growing sideburns first, then chin hair started forming... I seem to have skipped a step. Wtf?
I don't even want to grow sideburns, they wouldn't look good on me. But this still has me a bit confused. Did anyones facial hair develop like this?
(And to give the thread some more meaning discuss your facial in it)
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Sorry, you're just a faggot.
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#20
 2008-11-28, 16:22
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
Do I have a problem growing facial hair?
Hmm...
http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00285/10/69/285559601_l.jpg
Nope. Can't say I do.
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#21
 2008-11-28, 18:03
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surprise buttsecks 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by Trueborn Vorpal
Do I have a problem growing facial hair?
Hmm...
http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00285/10/69/285559601_l.jpg
Nope. Can't say I do.
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You do have the 'looks like they are a member of a shitty nu metal band' problem though.
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#22
 2008-11-28, 19:23
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
FYI, peach fuzz doesn't count as "beard+stach"
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#23
 2008-11-28, 19:55
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
You do have the 'looks like they are a member of a shitty nu metal band' problem though.
It's infinitely better than having slightly curly hair down past your ears.
Or long hair in general.
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#24
 2008-11-28, 20:05
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
no, it's much worse actually :(
No. If you're a guy, hair down past your ears (especially if its curly at all) is the ultimate in gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay.
It's okay, though. Not everyone can be awesome.
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#25
 2008-11-28, 21:53
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Affect 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by In Bloom
Well I'm 18 (turned 18 a month ago), and I know some guys don't start developing facial hair until their a bit older, but I don't have any side burns. But heres whats confusing me... I can grow a full beard and mustache... And my beard wouldn't be composed of really thin, shitty hairs. I can grow a decent beard. But why no side burns? Most guys I know started growing sideburns first, then chin hair started forming... I seem to have skipped a step. Wtf?
I don't even want to grow sideburns, they wouldn't look good on me. But this still has me a bit confused. Did anyones facial hair develop like this?
(And to give the thread some more meaning discuss your facial in it)
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Some guys never grow hair there. It sounds like you got a shitty roll. Better luck next life, holmes.
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#26
 2008-11-28, 22:05
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by Volcanbaru
FYI, peach fuzz doesn't count as "beard+stach"
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If that was directed at me then you're clearly an illiterate retard. First off I said I could grow a decent beard in the OP, then I also said my facial hair was black. I've never heard of black peach fuzz before.
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#27
 2008-11-28, 22:09
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
Some guys never grow hair there. It sounds like you got a shitty roll. Better luck next life, holmes.
I don't think thats the case at all. Every other guy in my family can grow a full beard, and something like that would have to be genetically passed on.
I know I will be able to grow side burns, its just typically they are the first type of facial hair to form, but I guess for me it will be the last.
I have tons of prickly peach fuzz that grows where sideburns should be, but not many real hairs yet.
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#28
 2008-11-28, 22:26
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
yeah well i grow hair everywhere besides my cheeks it pisses me off my neck sideburns chin and top lip all grow besides my cheeks.
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#29
 2008-11-28, 23:20
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Gadooosh! 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by JADA829
yeah well i grow hair everywhere besides my cheeks it pisses me off my neck sideburns chin and top lip all grow besides my cheeks.
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My cheeks are patchy, that's what annoys me more than anything.
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#30
 2008-11-28, 23:55
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
If that was directed at me then you're clearly an illiterate retard. First off I said I could grow a decent beard in the OP, then I also said my facial hair was black. I've never heard of black peach fuzz before.
I've seen a lot of Asians with black peach fuzz....14 years old too.
Pic of your face with your beard(with timestamp and "&T")
anybody can say "Oh yah I'm 18 and I got a decent beard".
Post your beard pictures, you pussy.
For serious answer, wait couple more years then you might able to grow a beard.
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#31
 2008-11-29, 00:00
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Irregular 
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
i think i read somewhere that toasters can help stimulate hair growth...
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#32
 2008-11-29, 00:09
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
I've seen a lot of Asians with black peach fuzz....14 years old too.
Pic of your face with your beard(with timestamp and "&T")
anybody can say "Oh yah I'm 18 and I got a decent beard".
Post your beard pictures, you pussy.
For serious answer, wait couple more years then you might able to grow a beard.
lol, you're fucking retarded. I can grow a beard. Are you saying 18 year olds can't grow beards? Seriously you're a stupid person. And no I'm not posting pics of anything on my face you dumb cunt. I don't give a shit if you believe me or not. I was just pointing out your stupidity.
This thread isn't about my ability to grow a beard and I couldn't care less if you don't believe me.
Btw, how old are you, and can you grow a beard? Gee, I wonder what the answer will be.
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#33
 2008-11-29, 00:15
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
lol@irony
I said "anybody can say" - meaning anybody can lie
illiterate retard? Good one thar!
I'm 18 and yes...I can grow nearly FULL beard, not half pussy-fuzz / half little stubble.
I bet my beard can beat yours.
Edit: Not to mention, you're the one who fucked toaster :)
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#34
 2008-11-29, 00:29
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by Volcanbaru
lol@irony
I said "anybody can say" - meaning anybody can lie
illiterate retard? Good one thar!
I'm 18 and yes...I can grow nearly FULL beard, not half pussy-fuzz / half little stubble.
I bet my beard can beat yours.
Edit: Not to mention, you're the one who fucked toaster :)
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Please explain the irony. I don't see it. And I understood you were making a point about lying.
Right... So why do you find it unbelievable that I can grow a beard? If you're 18, and have one, why don't you believe I do? Your logic is fucking stupid. The entire point of this thread revolves around the fact that I CAN grow a beard. I find it weird that I have a full beard and can't grow side burns. IF I couldn't grow a beard, why would I make up such an absurd lie and retarded thread? That would just mean I haven't started growing facial yet, which is somewhat normal. I just turned 18. I have no reason to lie, and the fact that you don't believe me in combination with your obvious insecurities (mah beard is better then yours!!) makes me think you are lying about being able to grow one yourself.
Either you're lying or you're just an idiot.
And I don't give a shit if you have a better beard then me. You sound like such an insecure little faggot.
E: I won't be here to respond to your inevitable retarded reply. So don't think you've outsmarted me or something, I have to go out and get drunk.
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#35
 2008-11-29, 00:36
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
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Originally Posted by fatdirtypig
Smear a little bit of shit on the sides of your face. There is an enzyme found in fecal matter that stimulates hair follicles to grow hair.
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then you should smear shit on your pubic bone
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#36
 2008-11-29, 00:44
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Re: Can't grow sideburns??
lawl
say the guy who fucked toaster.
I don't believe you're actually 18 years old..more like 14.
Seeing that you spend your whole day on totse posting stupid craps. I don't even have that kind of time because I have a job and girlfriend.
But nope! You posted your pre-mature penis all over on totse and I'm damn sure JoePedo and many other fapped furiously to your penis picture. No offense, you got a girly hand. I'd be fucking surprised if you managed to pull a peach fuzz.
Oh well.....
Why don't you try sticking your head in oven for 20 minutes on high? That might crisp your beards out. I was told it worked for Irregular.
Oh and explanation for the irony....I'll let you figure that one out.
kbye.
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