I was wondering if anyone knew of any way to make homemade glue that would be safe to smoke.

Basically I'm out of real rolling papers, but I have some parchment paper that burns just as well. Unfortunately it doesn't stick to itself at all.

I was thinking perhaps cornstarch or sugar based glues, for which there are plenty of recipes online. Any comments?

Is it bad that I'm suggesting semen as a serious answer?

-egg whites
-rice
-hard candy
-boogers
-embalming fluid
-raid


take your pick

Use dextrin, take some cornstarch and bake it in your oven at about 400 or so F until it turns golden brown. Its water soluble.

What do you think you smoke in regular cigs? Glue.

Just not that much.

I suggest something potent like rubber cement or super glue.

Flour and water, maybe?

Flour + Water add News Paper, hang for three days to dry and smoke.

resin

resin

This! Or maple syrup...?

dude papers are cheep go buy some

90% of retardation is the result of paraphernalialess stoners. Having been one of those I can tell you- use an apple.

The only advice I can offer is when scrounging for rolling papers, my best bet has been to find a bible with nice thin sheets, find a page without ink or at least not a shit-load of it, and then using a toothpick dip the pick in honey and then draw a line on one side of the paper near the edge. Make sure you don't glob it on the paper, make one consistent thin line down the edge of the paper.

Now put your weed in and roll it (avoid getting it stuck in the honey, if you can), and then roll it up and seal with the honey. The bible paper is a little harsh, but its not as bad as newspaper, printer paper, notebook paper, etc... and the honey tastes pretty nice, but it tends to make the joint canoe out.

Gelatin

Make a small amount of jelly with hot water & use that.

Or dissolve part of a Gelatin capsule in hot water & use that.

Corn syrup? Light coat of honey?
Make a aluminum foil pipe or apple pipe.

no. make a tin pipe, or use a can (scrape off the paint).

CHEMICALS BAD

I happened to think the title was very misleading.

Lol. Yeah i was like why the fuck would you want to smoke glue?

i'm surprised no one said honey. that works well.

Corn syrup? Light coat of honey?
Make a aluminum foil pipe or apple pipe.

Well i did suggest honey.

I suggested honey too... read the thread next time you fucking idiot.

Proptip: Stay away from anything aluminum, kids, it'll fuck your brain up.

The vaporization point of aluminum is way to high to get vaporized with a normal lighter.

I suggested honey too... read the thread next time you fucking idiot.

this made me double over laughing my ass off. I think its cause I saw several people suggest honey, like it had become an official idea as one of the things to use, and then I saw origamimavin's post about nobody suggesting honey, and it made me think, "ohh man that guy's gonna get some shit in the next couple replies lol" and then when I read this, the built up humor just shotgunned.

I'm tweaked out and overanalyzing the shit out of things if its not yet apparent.

I've used resin once and it worked pretty well, but I put it on there pretty generously, including near the user-end, and I found the taste of it on my lips annoying and a little gross. Maybe that's just me though.

Apple. Potato. Aluminum Foil. Fuck, soda can.

jeez, sorry about the honey. i skimmed over it, and didn't see it. so i missed it...

Thats bullshit.
Aluminium welders breathe that stuff in untill you can smell it coming out in their sweat.
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Oh I forgot this idea. 'Its a prison trick'.

Get a envelope with water based sticky on the flap.
Hold the opened envelope as you would normally to lick the sticky bit.
Place the tissue paper under the flap but with 3mm of the top edge still showing.
Now carefully lick the sticky edge upwards towards & over the showing edge of the tissue paper.
Once you think you have shifted enough sticky from the envelope onto the tissue.
You now have a sticky edge on your tissue.

They use the brown paper toilet paper as tissue.

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And if you rubs the sheets against each other, they get softer & fuzzyer & its easyer to wipe you ass.
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If you learn something new every day. You can go to sleep now.

Actually it isn't bullshit it is true. Unless alzheimers is your idea of a good time.

It doesn't matter that a normal lighter cannot burn aluminium though because aluminium oxidises in normal air, and aluminium oxide can be burnt by a normal light. As it obvioulsy contains aluminium it will fuck you up as if it were.



edit- honey has worked for me

Lets see some factual evidence like a cited source that says aluminum causes alzheimers.

This! Or maple syrup...?

Maple syrup actually works. Me and my friends rolled a blunt with a leaf that had no sticky edge on Thanksgiving, so we just sealed it up with some syrup. It works perfect and has a nice flavor too. Try it out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium_oxide

Since nearly ALL aluminium is coated in a thin layer of this stuff(naturally), it protect's the aluminium underneath from corrosion. I think they use it to hold boiling nitric and sulfuric acids, turbine blades, etc. Basically, if it could get hot enough to vaporize (thus exposing the aluminium beneath to vaporization/heat required to), wouldnt you think it wouldnt be cost effective for plane's, etc to fly? And Aluminium foil is so thin that it would take a fucking long time to heat it up with a standard lighter.

Use bible pages, a single ply of toilet paper, buy a pack of rolling papers for $1, etc

Then all you need is some water(saliva) to stick the paper together.

buy some rolling papers. you will end up spending less time/money/health doing this instead of buying glue and putting it on paper.

http://www.cs.uni.edu/~wallingf/blog-images/art/magritte-not-a-pipe.jpg

Bam. No unintentional brain damage. Also makes you better at solving cases. Your time would be better spent making one of those, I believe.

Almost anything sticky and sweet in your fridge.

That thick mucousy spit from the back of your throat.

I know where you're coming from, all you really do is take the peice of paper, roll it like you would but the part that you lick tear about -- much off just to make it all like this and the end
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It's not that it won't stick, the Silvia just needs a better grip in the paper

Just a comment on the aluminum foil debate.
If you go over it with a lighter before you smoke anything out of it then it burns off the harmful chemicals so you can then smoke out of it harmlessly.
So do this and go ahead and make an aluminum pipe.
Is this guy definitely a pothead or is he just self rolling cigs?
Jw

I've always wondered how one would drill out the stem hole in a pipe like that. If I had the mouthpiece already it wouldn't be so bad, but otherwise it'd be a bitch. I've made a couple pipes with a bent stem with some good aim using my drill, but shit man, a real sherlock would be tough.

Use a little sugar water.

And to the Al debate - you can smoke from Aluminum without any detrimental effects. Many pipes contain an Al alloy as well as most grinders are Al, the vaporization point is way too high. If you couldn´t smoke from Al then you surely couldn´t drink soda from it/use Al to wrap food on grills/use Al foil in the oven. Smoking from Al is A-Ok.

Most of the posts debating Aluminium are wrong.

I have spent years welding Aluminium & you get to breathe in the fumes untill the smell comes out in your sweat.
Your nose hairs turn white & you cough up a mix of flem & a white powder.

After all that welding I have a MRI scan of my head (Nothing to do with Aluminium) & they said "there was nothing wrong with my head".
(actually first they said, "We didn't find anything" which is not what they actually ment, we got that sorted out pretty fast...)

The oxide on aluminium is, guess what, Aluminium Oxide, or also 'Alumina'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alumina

Its a very hard (used in grinding stones) clear crystal, its pretty damn inert too.
Its gonna do fuckall but sit there filling a space.
The oxide will form on the Ali as soon as it comes in contact with the air (Oxygen).
Get a peice of Ali & scrub it with a wire brush, it will abrade a bit of Ali oxide off & the brush will 'slip' over the Ali.
Now keep doing that, once you get down past the Oxide the brush will 'grab on' to the Aluminium, you have got past the oxide layer ( very hard oxide) & into the actual Ali metal (very softish metal).
Now look closely, there is a difference in colour between the two.
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The Ali foil, welllllllllllllllll....
You probably didn't know this, some of it has a 'non stick' coating on it.
To find if the foil has, get a new peice & tear it VERY slowly from the side of the roll inwards.
If you do this right you will find a glossamer thin layer of plastic the dosn't tear, in between the sides of the tear.
Other Ali foil may have a tiny amount of grease or oil on it.
Ali foils made by rolling two layers of Ali between rollers, the inside of the foil (where it touches each other) is a different colour/texture from the layers that actually touch the rollers, hence the different shiney & matt surfaces on a sheet of Ali foil.

I think the cheaper foil is probably the thickest as they can't afford to have the foil rip, while they can afford to spend a little bit more on the Ali material.
Theres a big difference in thinkness between brands.
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I guess you all know how to roll a joint without a sticky edge now....

what some one told you to do is not factual. i have seen people do this before freebasing stuff off of foil. i would like to see a source with what harmful chemicals are on foil and what temps they burn off at. then i will believe you.