Well you know what dingle berries are right? Well I purposely don't wipe my ass in order for the shit to crust onto and inbed itself into my ass crack hairs and the little minuscule wrinkles around my butt hole. I like to while masturbating pull the little crumbs of shit (with hair sometimes on it still) out of my ass. The feeling gives me euphoria. It does come with a downside though. I always have shit stains on my underwear and I tend to smell like shit in school. I just need to find someone with this same asphyxiation. Oh man oh man I sometimes even get the crumbs of poo into my pubes. Its quite stinky while I take a shower. ;)

6/10. I was amused.

hawt.

Jackass did it.