Im in my room jerking off furiously under my covers. I fianlly cum into my hand cause i had nothing else. Then i heard a noise out my door and i knew my mom was gonna walk in!
So i had to dispose of the cum and i just put in my mouth and licked my hand...........

wtf didnt want to get busted so yeah...

Shut the fuck up, acolyte.

Im sorry i dont spam boards to get my post count up high.

I prefer to post quality threads and I like to make the posts as good as possible.

Ummm, ok. I just use an old bandanna but even so. WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR MUM CHECKING ON YOU???

ps:semen

Jesus fucking Christ.

SO, how'd it taste?

Cthulhu?

i prefer to post quality threads

obvious troll, everyone ignore

obvious troll, everyone ignore

Anyone who didn't realize this should punch themselves in the nuts.

SO, how'd it taste?

um i uno like nothing lul. cant really put a distinct taste to it.

Anyone who didn't realize this should punch themselves in the nuts.

you will never hurt my feelings In Bloom. You and your penis inserting into toaster ways have made me honor and respect you.

well im 20 and i live with my parents and my mom checks on me from time to time you know gives me a hug and kiss :l

you will never hurt my feelings In Bloom. You and your penis inserting into toaster ways have made me honor and respect you.

I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. I didn't even address you in my post. I was talking to everyone except you.

Seaman!! OMG I lol'd so hard at that.

Thank you. :D

Why where you masturbating? This place has morals you know. And Masturbating is sinfull.

Why where you masturbating? This place has morals you know. And incorrect spelling is sinfull.

Indeed, it is.

I LOL'd so hard. I'm dying from laughing so much.:D

:(........................................

I had to do the same thing once...

well im 20 and i live with my parents and my mom checks on me from time to time you know gives me a hug and kiss :l

Damn... I found this way more funny than the "cant let my mum see my sailors so I'll swallow them." You should pat your mom on the butt with that semen drenched hand as she hugs you. Take pictures as she walks away.

"cant let my mum see my sailors so I'll swallow them." away.

epic lul

yeahs guys your right im gonna stop doing it. It is so bad, masturbation has ruined my life.

I did the same once, but that was just out of curiosity.

lawls i did before too when i thought it had a lot of protein.

why didn't you just wipe it on your bed or something or cloths but w,e. And Cthulhu is awesome

Cthulhu?

Nyarlathotep

This.

You no good dirty trolling piece of shit, search the board, you should have posted in my 'have you tasted YOUR OWN Sperm' thread.

Fucking teenagers, swear to god.

1. WHO DO YOU THINK WASHES MY BED SHEETS... jeeze and it was a big load too.. so yeah.. trust me only way

i guess i just wanted to feel special.. :(

have had similar situation, just only, there was nothing to wipe it on... it tasted... like semen really... no taste i can put to it

nOW THE BABIES ARE GOING TO GROW IN UR MOUTH !!

yeah i dont understand why more girls dont swallow. it aint that bad!

yeah i dont understand why more girls dont swallow. it aint that bad!

You are a fagot.

yeah i dont understand why more girls dont swallow. it aint that bad!

i agree, i mean if we can, they sure as hell can!

I prefer to post quality threads and I like to make the posts as good as possible.

Anyone else see the irony?

You are a fagot.

ouch you hurt my e-feelings.
you bad bad man!

Anyone else see the irony?

thats part of the "Lawl Factor"

well im 20 and i live with my parents and my mom checks on me from time to time you know gives me a hug and kiss :l

...and you didn't think she'd taste it when she slipped you some tongue???

...and you didn't think she'd taste it when she slipped you some tongue???

oic wut u did thar!

Brush your teeth with a coat hanger, works for me

...and you didn't think she'd taste it when she slipped you some tongue???


busted!