So I'm broke right now on Thanksgiving break, I spent all my money on herb yesterday and now I got nothing. Tonight I was desperate to get drunk and pop a couple xannys, but the only thing with alcohol we had was this stuff called Marsala. Turns out it was a cooking oil and I puked after a whole 3 swigs on the taste/texture alone. Then I popped the 2 xanax to at least try to cop a light weight high, and drank a Dr. Pepper, which made me puke again, thus ruining my xanax. Fucking sucks.

Yes I'm a 17 year old kidiot who's parent is an alky who drinks all the alcohol in the house before I can even get any of it.

My last ditch attempt is to cop 2 zolpidems off my mom once she leaves her room for a minute. Fuck being desperate as fuck for a high.

Shoulda re-eaten the vomit.

i know what you mean man.
its like being splinter cell in your house.

haha see what happens when weed is illegal but still there 90% of the time? You have these 10% moments where upright men become fiends. And this is how the man effectively oppresses opposition. by killing their braincells with cooking oil and zopadopapam err w/e the fuck

lol at the post above me good thing i got 14 heniken 11 miller lite bottels about 1.4g's of good nuggets and like 10 vicodins that i got like 2 weeks ago for my toooth but never
ate because i don't really do pills to much anymore i ate 2 7.5's the other day and damn near puked but im set for my thanksgivin/football day

I envy you so much right now.

stole 2 bottles of wine yesterday, and stole a 24 pack of miller light tonight.

got a half bottle of wine, about 13 beers and half a dub sack of some mids. im straight.