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Dick In Hole.

Im fairly sure shes not interested in me at all


Hmm that sure is a melon-scratcher

My "core group" of friends, as we like to call it, has about five people in it. Over the past month I have come to realize that I am attracted to the only female member. We're not best friends or anything but we get along pretty well. I know she has a boyfriend and Im fairly sure shes not interested in me at all, so Im not sure how to handle this situation.
Please help me Totse.

Flirt with her and learn to take girls from other guys.

I was primarily wondering if it might be beneficail to tell her.

next time say that in the original post.

if you're prepared to possibly lose her as a friend and you want to get it off your chest, tell her

I was primarily wondering if it might be beneficail to tell her.

Of course not. Date a different girl.

Im 99.9% sure she is not interested in me like that at all, so Ive pretty much decided that Im fucked and theres nothing I can do. I dont think telling her would do anyone any good.

except get it off your chest.. which might be necessary for you to get over it.

Im still failing to see a correlation between 'me telling her' and 'my happiness'

in that case you probably shouldn't tell her.

Don't tell her unless you think she wants you or you can make a good case for why she should start boning you.

DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
seriously 99 times out of a 100 this will end badly

seriously 99 times out of a 100 this will end badly

as opposed to how it started..

My "core group" of friends, as we like to call it, has about five people in it. Over the past month I have come to realize that I am attracted to the only female member. We're not best friends or anything but we get along pretty well. I know she has a boyfriend and Im fairly sure shes not interested in me at all, so Im not sure how to handle this situation.
Please help me Totse.

She has a boyfriend.

Nothing for you to handle. You simply keep your mouth shut and continue to treat her as a friend.

She has a boyfriend.

Nothing for you to handle. You simply keep your mouth shut and continue to treat her as a friend.

Yeah, faggot.

You're in a sticky situation mr mghee, your best bet would be to sit tight and get over her.

What's the treatment for that they mention around here...? Oh Yeah. To go out and get laid/drunk and have fun with DA BOIZ!

Just wait until they go on a date, and when he drops her off be waiting in her bushes with mask, gloves, etc. After he leaves (taking into consideration he hasn't walked her to the door) rape the shit right out of her, literally. Next day, proceed to console her, and subtly let her know what a dick he was for not being the gentleman. Keep this up until she inserts face into crotch. If all else fails, at least you plugged the bitch.

ROOOOOFIEEESSSSS.

Duh.