I saw an ex of mine today for the first time in a year...

We stayed on speaking terms the whole time and she told me she looked different...

Well she got HOT. I mean like uber-hot.

Anyone else had this happen?

Hopefully I can re-kindle a little romance...

that same thing has happened to me quite a few times, except I was the girl. I was a B cup and a little chubby and had a bit of acne when i was going out with some of my boyfriends. But now I'm a D cup, no acne, and lost about 20-30 pounds. The exes that weren't dicks about stuff I sometimes hooked up with, but the ones that were dicks to me when I was ugly, well... I just rubbed it in their faces. :p lol. So it kind of depends on how your relationship ended. Im guessing it ended on good terms because you continued talking, so maybe start flirting with her, not too blatantly but enough that she knows you might be interested in starting things up again, or becoming FWBs, and see where it goes from there.

wow dood u shud totally get back wid her!1

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No, but I have had an ex go from meh to straight up fugly. It's fun when you get to show off your new girlfriend in her face.

wow dood u shud totally get back wid her!1

Get the fuck off totse before I smash you off with a hammer.

Your a new arrival. Nobody believes you. so... Pics or GTFO =]

Get the fuck off totse before I smash you off with a hammer.

Oh yeah, you can send it through the monitor tough guy...

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I hate everyone and everything. Be nice to me and I will be nice to you. Get in my way, and I will slit your throat. I am a sadist. The more grotesque and horrific the subject, the more I giggle like a little girl. The world is fucked, and the humans who inhabit this planet do not deserve life.

wow dood ur shur r a crazy mofo!11 soooo krazy!

So, being humans that inhabit this planet yourselves, do you believe you and your wife are undeserving of life?

Your a new arrival. Nobody believes you. so... Pics or GTFO =]

Hun, I have two sets of pics in the specified pics thread, one in the "Porn ideas Please" thread, and snother one or two floating around there somewhere. I'm sick of people asking me for pics. If you're that interested go look around.:p

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this.

Get the fuck off totse before I smash you off with a hammer.

lol why doo jew sayz dat? u meen u dun fink itz kewt?

It kinda happened to me except I got hot. I left school with a 44" waist, with bad personal hygiene and thick glasses.

A summer of lifting furniture, daily martial arts training, high fat diet and running turned me into a lean mean luuuuurv machine.

Met a girl I had been at school with. She didn't recognise me and then started flirting.

jackketch: High fat diet got you lean? How's that work?

Its where the Atkins diet started. No idea now how it works , but jesus wept it worked damned fast.

Meant drinking raw oil three times a day and eating pounds of fatty meat. I got it out of an old book written back in the 60's.

Oh yeah, you can send it through the monitor tough guy...



wow dood ur shur r a crazy mofo!11 soooo krazy!

So, being humans that inhabit this planet yourselves, do you believe you and your wife are undeserving of life?

Yes. You obviously haven't been here long enough to know who I am.

BTW Way to be a black ops sniper. If you werent american I might have been impressed.

Ketch, thats kinda what she did...

working a summer contruction job got her down from like a size 16 down to like a size 5...

And she's tough as nails from working that job.

Hot and can swing a hammer with the best of them. I'm in love!

Pics or die.

Yes. You obviously haven't been here long enough to know who I am.

Oh my god, you must be the toughest guy on the whole internet!

cocky much? , new arrivals, pffftt no diginity

Oh my god, you must be the toughest guy on the whole internet!

Hardly the point I was trying to make but I am known for being completely out of my mind..

Oh my god, you must be the toughest guy on the whole internet!

No, that's me.

*holsters his 15ft titanium E-penis*

No, that's me.

*holsters his 15ft titanium E-penis*

'tis true ya know

Its where the Atkins diet started. No idea now how it works , but jesus wept it worked damned fast.

Meant drinking raw oil three times a day and eating pounds of fatty meat. I got it out of an old book written back in the 60's.

A buddy of mine is doing the same. I've heard it called the "anabolic diet."

do unto others; what has been done to me.

Good one.

*holsters his 15ft titanium E-penis*

Pictures, jack, pictures! :D

cocky much? , new arrivals, pffftt no diginity

sometimes i can be, but without really realizing it. i know im not the best looking girl, but I am attractive enough to be confident.

i want to rest my dick between ur tits vikkis.

Well gee, thanks. O_O

dont mention it im a tit man...wait im also a ass man whats your ass look like?

two cheeks and a hole.

nice plump cheeks? or flat pancake cheeks just like mom used to make?

two cheeks and a hole.

hah ehl oh ehl.
i have accepted you in the little totse world. acolyte or not.

hah ehl oh ehl.
i have accepted you in the little totse world. acolyte or not.

good to know.

good to know.

you're just as ugly as you were back then :).

you're just as ugly as you were back then :).

at least i'm not as bad as you, that's always something to be proud of.
dont pick on me. i may be a newb, but i dont put up with idiots. go waste your time somewhere else.

at least i'm not as bad as you, that's always something to be proud of.
dont pick on me. i may be a newb, but i dont put up with idiots. go waste your time somewhere else.

you're really weird you know, i think you have a personality disorder... lol

you're really weird you know, i think you have a personality disorder... lol

hey, you're actually right about something. nice one.