There once was a newlywed couple who were walking down the beach. As they strolled across the sand, the husband spotted a thorn in the sand in front of his wife. He smiled and said

Look out for that thorn babe!
As he picked her up off of her feet, and stepped over the thorn with his wife in his arms :D

5 Years later they are walking down the same beach, and yet again the same thorn is in front of his wife. This time however he grins and simply says...

Look out for that thorn honey :)
as he takes her hand, and guides her around the thorn.

5 years later while walking down the same beach, the thorn is once again spotted. The husband tells his wife,

Look out for that thorn
as his wife walks around it herself

5 years later, once again the same situation happens. Right as the wife is about to step on the thorn, the husband turns to his wife and screams.....

DAMMIT! We have been been coming to this same beach for years, don't you realize there is a thorn there by now!

...................

Everyone does things in the beggining of the relationship, that will eventually slow down, or fade away. Its only natural, after all.....infatuation will end. However its that beggining part of the relationship that always shows people on their best behavior.

What is it guys tend forget to do girls? Or what is it we eventually stop doing that you miss?

*whispers*

"You're my cookie!"

*pretends to nibble and goes into a kissing frenzy*

Yes I miss the lame shit.

Compliment us. Most of the guys i've been with always tell me how sexy/cute/smart/funny/adorable i am at the begining of the relationship, and then gradually they just stop saying it. A lot of times, not hearing those things once in a while really fucks with my self esteem. Also, for me, sex. When I first start going out with guys we have sex 3-5 times a days at least, and then sometimes they just slowly stop initiating sex, and I hate that. It makes me feel really unnattractive and bad about myself.

That is because you got complacent and fat.

That is because you got complacent and fat.

You've never seen a picture of me. And I only weigh 120. But if you want to think that, then that's your buisness. Also, I am the most non-complacent human being most people have ever met. I surprise my guys with sex toys, invite over other girls for threesomes, even fullfill whatever fantasies they have. Even the ones I don't find very appealing.

You've never seen a picture of me. And I only weigh 120. But if you want to think that, then that's your buisness. Also, I am the most non-complacent human being most people have ever met. I surprise my guys with sex toys, invite over other girls for threesomes, even fullfill whatever fantasies they have. Even the ones I don't find very appealing.

Most guys are pathetic losers. True story.

I'm with you though. I like sex at least once a day, but usually as many times as I have time for. I'm constantly horny, and I don't like being denied at all. I'm all for monogamy too, super faithful, but I believe that part of that deal is sex whenever I want it, and I reciprocate. Even when I was working 12 hour days, I put out in the morning, and when I got home, and often once more before bed.

Threesomes, sex toys, and fantasies, yum. My new GF is just like you. You'll find a guy who isn't a pussy one day, we are out there.

You've never seen a picture of me. And I only weigh 120. But if you want to think that, then that's your buisness. Also, I am the most non-complacent human being most people have ever met. I surprise my guys with sex toys, invite over other girls for threesomes, even fullfill whatever fantasies they have. Even the ones I don't find very appealing.

This is why they get bored.

Threesomes, sex toys, and fantasies, yum. My new GF is just like you. You'll find a guy who isn't a pussy one day, we are out there.

You found her on a stupid website, she lives halfway across the world, and you haven't even met her yet. What the fuck?

You couldn't think of a better story to make your point?

You found her on a stupid website, she lives halfway across the world, and you haven't even met her yet. What the fuck?

quoted for owned (qfo)

You've never seen a picture of me. And I only weigh 120. But if you want to think that, then that's your buisness. Also, I am the most non-complacent human being most people have ever met. I surprise my guys with sex toys, invite over other girls for threesomes, even fullfill whatever fantasies they have. Even the ones I don't find very appealing.

He was making a generalization about broads.

Yeah that happens to me too.
My self esteem is really really low... I don't even think I'm pretty.

Yeah, like the thorn would stay there for like fifteen years. And even if it did, they'd have to take the exact same path, like exactly the same, or it wouldn't even matter. Jeez man, it's almost like you made up that story just to illustrate that men lose interest over time.

Yeah that happens to me too.
My self esteem is really really low... I don't even think I'm pretty.

Then who will?

I miss spontaneity the most, I think.

You know when you first start dating someone, and sometimes you just want to talk to them so much that you randomly call them just to say hi? When you go out of your way to do nice things for them and make their day, when you still have random bouts of 'how did I get someone so awesome?" I guess it's always nice to have your signifigant other to do things out of the blue, to call first thing in the morning instead of at the usual time, to compliment you at the most unexpected moments...just little things that speak of active desire to be together/to make each other happy, rather than just doing what's become the routine.

Routines exist because you create them.

Routines exist because you create them.

Not to mention how annoying it is when people call "just to chat".

Find a hobby.

You found her on a stupid website, she lives halfway across the world, and you haven't even met her yet. What the fuck?

That doesn't mean she's not my girlfriend. Despite the distance, through chat and phone calls, we've established a really good relationship already. We don't care about the distance, cause that isn't a big problem, and it can be overcome. I'm flying out there on December 31st to ring in the new year with her. We both know we've met our match, and we'll be spending the next year getting to know each other better while I finish up my apprenticeship here, since it's not transferable across provinces. Once I have my red seal ticket as a welder, I'm packing up and moving in with her down east. We already plan to see each other every second month until I move permanently. What can I say, I've found exactly what I was looking for, and nothing will stand in my way.

That doesn't mean she's not my girlfriend. Despite the distance, through chat and phone calls, we've established a really good relationship already. We don't care about the distance, cause that isn't a big problem, and it can be overcome. I'm flying out there on December 31st to ring in the new year with her. We both know we've met our match, and we'll be spending the next year getting to know each other better while I finish up my apprenticeship here, since it's not transferable across provinces. Once I have my red seal ticket as a welder, I'm packing up and moving in with her down east. We already plan to see each other every second month until I move permanently. What can I say, I've found exactly what I was looking for, and nothing will stand in my way.

I'm not going to comment other than to say this is pathetic and stupid.

Go find a girl and have some sex you fucking retard.

That doesn't mean she's not my girlfriend. Despite the distance, through chat and phone calls, we've established a really good relationship already. We don't care about the distance, cause that isn't a big problem, and it can be overcome. I'm flying out there on December 31st to ring in the new year with her. We both know we've met our match, and we'll be spending the next year getting to know each other better while I finish up my apprenticeship here, since it's not transferable across provinces. Once I have my red seal ticket as a welder, I'm packing up and moving in with her down east. We already plan to see each other every second month until I move permanently. What can I say, I've found exactly what I was looking for, and nothing will stand in my way.

Let's try this one more time, shall we?

So you met a girl on a stupid website, she lives halfway across the world, and you haven't even met her yet? What the fuck?

How can you make all kinds of ridiculous plans without ever having met her?

OMFG this shit is fucking GAY

if you ever said that to me, i would slit your throat with my steely nipples

Let's try this one more time, shall we?

So you met a girl on a stupid website, she lives halfway across the world, and you haven't even met her yet? What the fuck?

How can you make all kinds of ridiculous plans without ever having met her?

Cause it doesn't hurt to make plans, and plans can be changed. The worst thing that could happen is that I go to the maritimes on a much needed vacation, hang out with a really cool friend who I enjoy talking to for hours, find out things aren't going to work out, and come home. At the very least, it's going to be an awesome adventure. Dreaming of more than that doesn't harm anyone. It's not like we don't realize that things might not work out, it's just that I prefer to keep optimistic that they will. Positive attitudes get positive results. I've been on lots of awesome adventures, done lots of things that are less than ordinary, and they're my best memories. Success or fail, either way it's going to be a fun time out east partying it up.

Gotta live life.

if you ever said that to me, i would slit your throat with my steely nipples

I can't even tell you how horny I just got.

Cause it doesn't hurt to make plans, and plans can be changed. The worst thing that could happen is that I go to the maritimes on a much needed vacation, hang out with a really cool friend who I enjoy talking to for hours, find out things aren't going to work out, and come home. At the very least, it's going to be an awesome adventure. Dreaming of more than that doesn't harm anyone. It's not like we don't realize that things might not work out, it's just that I prefer to keep optimistic that they will. Positive attitudes get positive results. I've been on lots of awesome adventures, done lots of things that are less than ordinary, and they're my best memories. Success or fail, either way it's going to be a fun time out east partying it up.

Gotta live life.

This is a worse decision than David Morita throwing that puppy off the cliff.

Cause it doesn't hurt to make plans, and plans can be changed. The worst thing that could happen is that I go to the maritimes on a much needed vacation, hang out with a really cool friend who I enjoy talking to for hours, find out things aren't going to work out, and come home. At the very least, it's going to be an awesome adventure. Dreaming of more than that doesn't harm anyone. It's not like we don't realize that things might not work out, it's just that I prefer to keep optimistic that they will. Positive attitudes get positive results. I've been on lots of awesome adventures, done lots of things that are less than ordinary, and they're my best memories. Success or fail, either way it's going to be a fun time out east partying it up.

Gotta live life.

You've already idealized her in your mind, creating a fiction of her rather than seeing her for who she really is in person.

The fact that you don't see this doesn't bode well for your future plans.

I won't derail the thread anymore.

OMFG this shit is fucking GAY

if you ever said that to me, i would slit your throat with my steely nipples

She says it to me?

But more to the point, no one would ever say any thing sweet to you. You're a creepy, obsessive little gook chick who looks like a socially awkward Asian boy. Words can not begin to describe how ugly and undesirable you are. Your advice holds no credibility because some one as hideous and strange as you can only have dysfunctional "we both can't do better than each other" type relationships. Scraping from the bottom of the barrel that is society, if you will. Not only that, but you're delusional. With your impending homelessness and your retarded ideas of being raped (people don't rape things that look like you) you're a walking, talking joke. If by the off chance there is some one willing to rape you (Rule 36, bitch) you should probably lie back and enjoy it because obviously they can stomach the abomination that you are, something most people are incapable of. Want to know why no one will take you in when you end up on the streets? Because you are the poster child for abortion.

Fuck you WAN.

She says it to me?

But more to the point, no one would ever say any thing sweet to you. You're a creepy, obsessive little gook chick who looks like a socially awkward Asian boy. Words can not begin to describe how ugly and undesirable you are. Your advice holds no credibility because some one as hideous and strange as you can only have dysfunctional "we both can't do better than each other" type relationships. Scraping from the bottom of the barrel that is society, if you will. Not only that, but you're delusional. With your impending homelessness and your retarded ideas of being raped (people don't rape things that look like you) you're a walking, talking joke. If by the off chance there is some one willing to rape you (Rule 36, bitch) you should probably lie back and enjoy it because obviously they can stomach the abomination that you are, something most people are incapable of. Want to know why no one will take you in when you end up on the streets? Because you are the poster child for abortion.

Fuck you WAN.

People can be so cruel...and funny!

She says it to me?

But more to the point, no one would ever say any thing sweet to you. You're a creepy, obsessive little gook chick who looks like a socially awkward Asian boy. Words can not begin to describe how ugly and undesirable you are. Your advice holds no credibility because some one as hideous and strange as you can only have dysfunctional "we both can't do better than each other" type relationships. Scraping from the bottom of the barrel that is society, if you will. Not only that, but you're delusional. With your impending homelessness and your retarded ideas of being raped (people don't rape things that look like you) you're a walking, talking joke. If by the off chance there is some one willing to rape you (Rule 36, bitch) you should probably lie back and enjoy it because obviously they can stomach the abomination that you are, something most people are incapable of. Want to know why no one will take you in when you end up on the streets? Because you are the poster child for abortion.

Fuck you WAN.

I know I lol'd.

I know I lol'd.

yeh WAN's a skank

You've already idealized her in your mind, creating a fiction of her rather than seeing her for who she really is in person.

The fact that you don't see this doesn't bode well for your future plans.

I won't derail the thread anymore.

I'll derail it a bit more, hehe.

Why would you assume that I wouldn't keep in mind that perception can be skewed through different forms of communication?
However, this isn't the first person I've met on the internet, and I'm not naive. I expect that she'll be different than what I have in my mind, but I'm not going to shy away. Making a flight out there isn't a big deal, as it's only 600 round trip, and I wanted to vacation out there anyways. I'm going to stay with her for the week, and see if she's someone I'd like to be with. It doesn't take me long to figure people out, and so far I like her a lot. We've had some great conversations, which is a hard thing to find. She understands my humor, and the way I think, which is a rare thing for me to find. I'm not committed to anything yet, but this doesn't stop me from thinking about how I could make this work if things went well. Can't a guy ponder what could be anymore, without every idiot who hears him assume that he's set his mind on it, and blind to everything else? Most likely though, things will work out, just as they always work out for me. I'm rarely wrong about this kind of thing, and I'm pretty confident I'm going to find something really meaningful. What can I say, she's hot, smart, understands me, and can entertain me for hours on the phone. Even if she's slightly different in person, I'm sure I'll still be happy with her. At the very least, it's going to be a great vacation.

What the fuck? ^^^

You've never seen a picture of me. And I only weigh 120. But if you want to think that, then that's your buisness. Also, I am the most non-complacent human being most people have ever met. I surprise my guys with sex toys, invite over other girls for threesomes, even fullfill whatever fantasies they have. Even the ones I don't find very appealing.

God, don't you ever make a guy work for it? You know, we like to be challenged every now and then. Exciting sex is wonderful...but it's even better when you make your man work for it every now and then...it compliments some crazy cave man urge we have in us to prove ourselves worthy of the blessings in our life. If you just give it up, it feels cheap and worthless.

God, don't you ever make a guy work for it? You know, we like to be challenged every now and then. Exciting sex is wonderful...but it's even better when you make your man work for it every now and then...it compliments some crazy cave man urge we have in us to prove ourselves worthy of the blessings in our life. If you just give it up, it feels cheap and worthless.

I agree with this. I get bored when it comes easy, however, there is an exception. If the women challenges me with the sex, then I never get bored.

This story says that men will put up with womens stupidity to be able to fuck them. Then the more secure they are that they will get to fuck them again the more the niceties are redundant.