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 #1 
Old 2008-11-26, 16:17
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Ontario canada
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Hi?

I just have a question regarding the chastity belt. What does the woman do when she's on the rag? does she put the pad inside the belt, or outside the belt?

Also, where's a good place/site to buy a guinine chastity belt? None of that sex toy crap. I need one because I am going to be homeless soon and I am going to have to be lodging in all kinds of shady places and I dont want to get raped.

Thanks.
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Old 2008-11-26, 16:19
colorsoc colorsoc is offline
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bahahaha
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Old 2008-11-26, 16:44
CivilShagger CivilShagger is offline
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im hoping this is a troll thread. I mean i really am hoping cause i dont think chastity belts can be bought anymore?Confused
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Old 2008-11-26, 16:54
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WritingANovel
Hi?

I just have a question regarding the chastity belt. What does the woman do when she's on the rag? does she put the pad inside the belt, or outside the belt?

Also, where's a good place/site to buy a guinine chastity belt? None of that sex toy crap. I need one because I am going to be homeless soon and I am going to have to be lodging in all kinds of shady places and I dont want to get raped.

Thanks.


Ok I admit to being fascinated. Does someone know the answer? I'm guessing a pad would fit inside because the belts won't sit too tight on the body. But how you can piss with one on is beyond me.

I mean, I seem to remember the real historical ones used a split flat bar to enable peeing but that was in the days when women wore neither knickers nor trousers...
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Old 2008-11-26, 16:57
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Troll attempt.

Here's why: No one, in any conceivable universe, would have sex with you, let alone rape you.
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Old 2008-11-26, 17:39
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Originally Posted by arquin
Troll attempt.

Here's why: No one, in any conceivable universe, would have sex with you, let alone rape you.


Claws away, dear!
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Old 2008-11-26, 17:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arquin
Troll attempt.

Here's why: No one, in any conceivable universe, would have sex with you, let alone rape you.


I'd be willing to bet In Bloom would be more than willing to try.
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Old 2008-11-26, 18:45
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does no one care why she's going to be homeless?

what happened?
 #9 
Old 2008-11-26, 18:47
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does no one care why she's going to be homeless?

lol no.
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Old 2008-11-26, 19:12
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Ontario canada
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Originally Posted by ripstick
does no one care why she's going to be homeless?

what happened?


aww thanks for caring gurly gurl
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Old 2008-11-26, 19:14
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aww thanks for caring gurly gurl

So why will you be homeless? Is there a way to prevent this, instead of worrying about chasity belts and getting raped? That makes more sense to me.
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Old 2008-11-26, 19:17
King3x King3x is offline
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Listen - you're gross.

No one is going to want to rape you. I doubt anyone would even shelter you. The most you'd be doing is sucking a gay dude off.

To be helpful, try a church or somewhere that promotes abstinence.
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Old 2008-11-26, 19:20
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instead of worrying about chasity belts and getting raped?

I seriously lol'd

A chastity belt would have to fit you very accurately and would be very expensive. A cheaper form of preventative would be your face, it's free. If you're not convinced cover your self in fish oil and start finger painting with your poop. No one will rape that.

WAN <3 you wont get raped, chill the fuck out.
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Old 2008-11-26, 19:22
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Ontario canada
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So why will you be homeless? Is there a way to prevent this, instead of worrying about chasity belts and getting raped? That makes more sense to me.

well, i lost my SIN card, and now I can't work. i am gonna be kicked out of my landlord's house soon and become homeless ;(
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Old 2008-11-26, 19:28
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well, i lost my SIN card, and now I can't work. i am gonna be kicked out of my landlord's house soon and become homeless ;(

The gov't has info on SIN numbers. You can always get a new one. Look online for what to do. I lost my birth certificate once and got a new one in about 3 weeks. It's the same thing. They won't just let you be homeless.
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Old 2008-11-26, 19:42
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Teenage attention whore.
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The most you'd be doing is sucking a gay dude off.

Aww hell nah, I ain't touchin' that shit.
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Old 2008-11-26, 19:43
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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Get raped. At least you'll get some dick.
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Old 2008-11-26, 19:57
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do you really live in beunos aires?

also, just sew up your vagina, pay a vet to do it on the black market
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Old 2008-11-26, 20:01
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Fucking Bikini Bottom.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Chastity_belt.jpg/225px-Chastity_belt.jpg

buy a butterfly knife, and become skilled at that instead.
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Old 2008-11-26, 20:12
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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do you really live in beunos aires?

also, just sew up your vagina, pay a vet to do it on the black market


Buenos Aires. Yes.
 #21 
Old 2008-11-26, 21:04
Dragonflame Dragonflame is offline
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But how you can piss with one on is beyond me.


Catheters or mesh are common nowadays.
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Old 2008-11-26, 21:12
Dong_Quixote Dong_Quixote is offline
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Call a locksmith!
 #23 
Old 2008-11-26, 21:34
if.... if.... is offline
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What's wrong with getting a gun?
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Old 2008-11-26, 21:50
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dodging the rain and tractors
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If you're not convinced cover your self in fish oil and start finger painting with your poop. No one will rape that.


Remind me...how long have you been on totse?

You should really know by now....
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Old 2008-11-26, 22:56
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I'd be willing to bet In Bloom would be more than willing to try.
This.
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Old 2008-11-26, 23:39
wallstreetshuffle wallstreetshuffle is offline
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Alternate Solution!


Needle and Thread, my friend.
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Old 2008-11-26, 23:50
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Back of the food stamp line
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http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Female_Nullification
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Old 2008-11-27, 01:02
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http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Female_Nullification
MadMadMadMadMad
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Old 2008-11-27, 03:54
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You must be incredibly stupid if you lost your job and can't get a new one cause you don't have a SIN card, lol. And now you're going to be booted out? Technically, you can't be evicted in Canada during winter, it's the law. As for the SIN number. Get on a bus, and go to the local government building with two or three pieces of ID. Stand in line for a few hours, and they'll tell you what your number is, and have a new card sent to you. All you need is bus fair, or walk. Maybe pack a little lunch for yourself. If you're lucky, you might get raped under a bridge during your journey to the local government building.
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Old 2008-11-27, 04:31
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WAN, do what I did, get on welfare, it should help you till you're on your feet.

It's way better than being homeless.
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Old 2008-11-27, 04:38
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Istanbul, Turkey
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Get a new card and a job at mcdonalds. Problem solved.
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Old 2008-11-27, 04:50
Hengen Hengen is offline
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You can't possibly be so hopeless that you can't think of any ways to make money and survive without living in questionable environments. Be less pathetic of a woman and use that "superior" female brain power. Worst case scenario you can go hookin. Better than getting raped, at least you'll get paid.
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Old 2008-11-27, 05:13
Dragonflame Dragonflame is offline
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http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Female_Nullification

I <3 bmezine.
 
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