Well I was reading the ass eating thread and this thought occurred. Do they shave their asshole? And if so, how often?

Wouldn't that be the worst irritation ever?

I've never heard of anyone shaving it, but waxing is a common practice. IIRC, it's done at least once every 3-4 weeks.

I'm a guy and I shave my ass. Gillette fusion ftw!

And you complain about your acne?

You seriously shave your asshole? Why? So its easier for your boyfriend to penetrate you? Fag.

You seriously shave your asshole? Why? So its easier for your boyfriend to penetrate you? Fag.

you don't have flaming privs toahstersects boi.


GTFO

This message is hidden because Mort2008 is on your ignore list.

You're actually retarded. I can't see what you're writing. Stop trying to talk to me you lonely noob faggot.

...Toasters are seksi lawl11

...You're actually retarded. Stop trying to talk to me you lonely noob faggot.

(5char)

A girl not waxing her ass is a complete fucking turn off. Ive seen sluts with their vagina all nice and spiffy , then they turn around and I see a bush of ass hair! FUCK THAT

(5char)

If you didn't notice this thread has nothing to do with toasters, you fucking retard.

If you didn't notice this thread has nothing to do with toasters, you fucking retard.

I realized that. But it *does* have to do with hairy assholes, which is probably the next worst thing.



So you suck anyway. Sorry.

I realized that. But it *does* have to do with hairy assholes, which is probably the next worst thing.



So you suck anyway. Sorry.

Either post something about a hairy asshole, or stop trying to derail the thread you stupid junky.

Either post something about a hairy asshole, or stop trying to derail the thread you stupid junky.

Hey, that EX-junkie to you, sir.

And this thread is fail. If your girlfriend has hair on her ass...you guys are doing it wrong.

I have never been with a girl who had ASS hair.

Holy hell. 0_0

Hey, that EX-junkie to you, sir.

And this thread is fail. If your girlfriend has hair on her ass...you guys are doing it wrong.

I have never been with a girl who had ASS hair.

Holy hell. 0_0

Ya, hence why I made the thread you stupid, ex-junky fuck.

I wanna hear what the females on totse have to say about this, not listen to some doped out retard reference toaster fucking. Piss off.

And you complain about your acne?

No? I don't have acne, were you trying to make a point?

Successfully derailed! ;)

You seriously shave your asshole? Why? So its easier for your boyfriend to penetrate you? Fag.

Because I fuck human beings, I like to be considerate and not look like a werewolf. I shave my balls and gooch too. If you were to fuck something other than your appliances, you would have to worry about those kinds of things too.

You're actually retarded. I can't see what you're writing. Stop trying to talk to me you lonely noob faggot.

You've been here less than a week, you fucking assbag.

and I am aware that you can't read what I am writing.

I am not writing to YOU I am writing ABOUT you.

SO GTFO with your fucking retard questions, and EVEN WORSE comebacks.

AND DON'T FUCKING IGNORE PEOPLE AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO READ WHAT THEY WRITE.

learn something littledickTOAHSTERSECTS BOI

^I really hope mort is talking to someone else in this thread or else he probably has downs or something.

Because I fuck human beings, I like to be considerate and not look like a werewolf. I shave my balls and gooch too. If you were to fuck something other than your appliances, you would have to worry about those kinds of things too.

Ya... lol... Pretty sure most of the guys on this forum fuck girls. Pretty sure they don't shave their assholes.

You're just a closet faggot that likes foreign objects rubbing against your butthole.

Check out this Chocolate Bunny (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1789086), guys.

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Pretty sure most of the guys on this forum fuck girls.

Not you. You fuck toasters.

Not you. You fuck toasters.

And you shave your asshole on a regular basis under the delusion that it improves your heterosexual sex life.

Frankly, I'm not sure which is more embarrassing. At least the shit I did was a one time thing.

QUICK SURVEY:

Which (http://www.flickr.com/photos/bees/11770/)would In Bloom fuck first?

Oh dude, fucking epic...

:D

Frankly, I'm not sure which is more embarrassing. At least the shit I did was a one time thing.

So me having sex with women on a semi-regular basis with a shaved asshole is more embarrassing than having sex with a kitchen appliance and receiving 3rd degree burns to my genitals? Priorities...

Well done. :D

So me having sex with women on a semi-regular basis with a shaved asshole is more embarrassing than having sex with a kitchen appliance and receiving 3rd degree burns to my genitals? Priorities...

Hold on man, hold on...it wasn't JUST a kitchen appliance, there was a girl there too...

(though it looks like a hairy ASS is the least of his worries)

http://bp0.blogger.com/_lD0BIaX_znE/R2QDCMuSoVI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/RVbUl91EfSc/s400/malive.jpg

:D

So me having sex with women on a semi-regular basis with a shaved asshole is more embarrassing than having sex with a kitchen appliance and receiving 3rd degree burns to my genitals? Priorities...

No. Thats not what I'm saying.

I am saying that shaving your asshole because you think it will make sex better is really stupid, and displays your homosexual qualities without you even realizing it, which needless to say, is embarrassing.

You shaved your asshole. Faggot. If you think that is common practice for a man you are indeed mistaken.

fucking win.

I've never dated girls with hairy assholes, so I have nothing to really contribute.

you just keep digging youself deeper and deeper. Do you enjoy this? Like really?

fucking win.

I've never dated girls with hairy assholes, so I have nothing to really contribute.

Sure you do. That means all the girls you dated shaved their asshole (or were naturally hairless), which provides a rough statistic to go on.

Hold on man, hold on...it wasn't JUST a kitchen appliance, there was a girl there too...

(though it looks like a hairy ASS is the least of his worries)

http://bp0.blogger.com/_lD0BIaX_znE/R2QDCMuSoVI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/RVbUl91EfSc/s400/malive.jpg

:D

Also, what the fuck? Where is that pic from?

lol, digging myself deeper? By posting a thread about asshole shaving?

And yes I do enjoy this. Very much so.

http://www.totse.com/community/member.php?u=230507

Average: 116 Posts Per Day

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
:o:o:o

Correction. Posts Per Day: 117.42.

Although I imagine it will have changed after this post.

If you piss him off enough he will ignore you...

If all &t does it then PROBLEM SOLVED.

^lol you know I only ignore you because you're an idiot right? And posting 10 times in every thread I make despite the fact I can't see them kinda proves my point.

I can't see what you're writing, and I don't want to, because everything you say is fucking stupid.

*Waits for your reply* (which I will be unable to see, but will still not deter you from replying)

No. Thats not what I'm saying.

I am saying that shaving your asshole because you think it will make sex better is really stupid, and displays your homosexual qualities without you even realizing it, which needless to say, is embarrassing.

You shaved your asshole. Faggot. If you think that is common practice for a man you are indeed mistaken.

You tried to compare the embarrassment of shaving one's ass under any pretenses to toasting one's cock. 'Nuff said.

I never said it was, though I'm sure you would know considering the sheer number of male assholes you have come in contact with.

Hairy assholes and toaster fucking. What an intelligent human being.

a bush of ass hair? can you find a pic so i know what you meant plz?

Seriously, how do you even shave your asshole? Do you just pull the razor along and hope it doesn't take off a slice of your anus?

lol, troll.

lol, troll.

hahah how can this possibly be a troll thread

You seriously shave your asshole? Why? So its easier for your boyfriend to penetrate you? Fag.

Coming from the guy who sticks his meat in a toaster...... shot fiddy cent ur the man.

This.

http://youporn.com/watch/268463/a-good-pussy-is-a-smooth-pussy-and-a-hairless-one/


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Mine does. I've eaten hers before she shaved. There wasn't a lot, it didn't bug me, but I prefer it shaved. She says the irritation stops after the 2nd or 3rd time doing it, similar to the way your pubes stop itching after the first few times.

my gf has never shaved or waxed, and she has got a hair-free bum, (she's 22 btw~) and she only has very short-soft pubes at the front. her being asian might have something to do with it.

You shaved your asshole. Faggot. If you think that is common practice for a man you are indeed mistaken.

If you think fucking toasters is a common practice for a man you are indeed mistaken.

If you think fucking toasters is a common practice for a man you are indeed mistaken.

I don't. Idiot.

I don't. Idiot.

You've got inadequacy issues, don't you? Always looking for a stupid reason to go off and then making it a big production to get attention.... You've got some trolling potential, maybe even rival Molosh one day....

Only in Pitsburgh...

How the hell could you reply to the content of his post if you really were ignoring him? You're not ignoring him at all.

Why do you pretend to be ignoring him? Because you're too intellectually challenged to type a proper reply to his posts but you're too insecure to actually ignore him, because, "mommy, he'll post bad things about me in my threads which everybody will read while I won't be able to see them"?

Your getting anally ripped by acolytes , tsk tsk.

Bad troll.

How the hell could you reply to the content of his post if you really were ignoring him? You're not ignoring him at all.

Why do you pretend to be ignoring him? Because you're too intellectually challenged to type a proper reply to his posts but you're too insecure to actually ignore him, because, "mommy, he'll post bad things about me in my threads which everybody will read while I won't be able to see them"?

I didn't see what he was writing? I just assumed he would be addressing me because hes an idiot, and thats what I based my reply on. Based on your reply I would say he probably was addressing me, which made my post look like I was responding to whatever he said. I have no idea what he actually posted though.

I didn't see what he was writing? I just assumed he would be addressing me because hes an idiot, and thats what I based my reply on. Based on your reply I would say he probably was addressing me, which made my post look like I was responding to whatever he said. I have no idea what he actually posted though.

You can try, but there's no way you can talk yourself out of that one buddy, everybody with half a braincell can figure out that you were replying straight to the content of his post.

In the sake of good old &T: You just got Pwned massively.

Girls don't get asshole hair.

Or maybe all the girls you've been with have shaved it.

Or maybe all the girls you've been with have shaved it.

Probably. But nah, I don't think they get hair.

Probably. But nah, I don't think they get hair.

Yeah they also don't shit.


I've noticed a lot of the SnA girl regulars have deliberately avoided posting in this thread...

Yeah they also don't shit.


I've noticed a lot of the SnA girl regulars have deliberately avoided posting in this thread...

Hah, I'm not saying it like that. Females have less body in general, but I don't have experience, I shouldn't be talking.

S&A girls, c'mnooooon. :D

statistics for in bloom:
# Total Posts: 352
# Posts Per Day: 92.22

wow. Not get out much?

I had a daily average of 200 something the other day.

S&A girls, c'mnooooon. :D

Stop avoiding this topic females. Its a yes or no question. Not to complicated.

Stop avoiding this topic females. Its a yes or no question. Not to complicated.

I had a hairy ass, not as bad as guys but I don't like body hair. It was about the same as my arms, hated it so shaved it. It's easier to shave than the front imo.

Who the fuck has a "bush" of hair around their ass?

I shaved it once, but it grew back prickly and hurt when i walked so fuck that. My ass isn't a jungle.

What... no? There's no hair there anyway thank god.

Yeah they also don't shit.


I've noticed a lot of the SnA girl regulars have deliberately avoided posting in this thread...

You haven't been here long enough to know the S&A regulars. And theres no point in checking to see when I joined, I have an account from 2006 and lurked for about a year before that.

I can only imagine that would incredibly prickly and itchy when it started to grow back if you had enough hair down there that it actually needed to be shaved.

Not really, there's hair near, from the pubic are, which I personally shave.

are you sure? have you checked?

Err, yes...

i see.

???

In bloom you fucked a toaster. Read that again you fucked a toaster. You purposely put your dick in a toaster and got burnt from it. You have no right to insult anyone.

Anyone who post hereafter is not only contributing to the mundane antics of that juvenile prick In Bloom, but you are worse than him, because you continue to dole over flame-fodder.

Please, no one respond to anything he says anymore. He is turning S&A into a fucking joke, and has derailed, or attempted to derail, virtually every fucking thread.

I am sure the thick fuck will feel compelled to respond to me; well, he'll go off empty handed. I have no intention of continuing dialogue with him, and neither should any of you.

Please let this post be the last to derail this thread; I'm getting sick of him derailing other threads.


-And as to the whole hairy asshole thing, I would imagine that's plain courtesy among the gay community, right?

Anyone who post hereafter is not only contributing to the mundane antics of that juvenile prick In Bloom, but you are worse than him,


I'm not worse than him.

I'm not worse than him.

Of course you're not, you're only worse than him if you keep talking back to him. I didn't want to derail the thread; in fact I was trying to keep the conversation going.

No more talk of him from now on!

Back to the original subject, I find asshole hair unbelievably sexy.

any girl that shaves/waxes would know to do their butt hole-area as well (if they're bright that is) but not every grl gets hair there.. fortunately I don't have that problem

Thanks to this thread I had to find some pictures last night and beat off.

fucking this

I've never dated girls with hairy assholes, so I have nothing to really contribute.
5char

So where did In Bloom go?

to your moms, just like the rest of us do on a daily basis.

to your moms, just like the rest of us do on a daily basis.

My moms?

Well you get points for originality.

hell if i'm gonna shave everything, might as well not forget the back haha.

been with a girl before, don't remember who mentioned this earlier in the thread, but yeah.. shaved the front, didn't shave the back. it's pretty damn close together, and if i'm gonna be down there a while, i'd rather not have ass hair tickling my chin hahahahahahahaha