So, looks like I'm not doing a good job.

What do you guys do with your gals?

I'm thinking of more surprises, being more considerate and trying to read in between the lines more.

Love is hard work.

If you're retarded.

No. You women think that we are telepathic.

God damn it.

just buy her flowers that will calm things down for a couple hours.
ha.
but seriously, what is it that you are exactly doing wrong?

*Violently vomits all over thread*

FUCK buying flowers/cards/heart-shaped balloons. Any of that shit.

Who cares if the girl thinks it's TOTALLI CUT3! Be original.

uhmmm...wow....
buy flowers to get her in the sack...
is the ultimate goal here right..?
think about it..
he is just not getting the sex he wants....
nothing with what she thinks about the flowers.
it is about what he will get out of it..
think a little deeper.

uhmmm...wow....
buy flowers to get her in the sack...
is the ultimate goal here right..?
think about it..
he is just not getting the sex he wants....
nothing with what she thinks about the flowers.
it is about what he will get out of it..
think a little deeper.

...wat

...wat

nvm...
you don't get it.

I'm a fucking crap girlfriend so I don't know if I can help you here, but I'll try.

What does she like? If a guy wasted his money on getting me flowers or chocolates I'd be pissed, I don't like either. But if a guy got me a mini-keg I'd be all over him. But if you got most girls a mini-keg she'd dump your ass. You should generally know what she likes, what are her vices. Surprise her with something nice she'll actually be able to use (but not something overly practical, like a blender or something). Everyone loves sex toys.

True. Have chocolates tattooed on your dick and you'll have a built in gift for any occasion.

i agree....
everyone does love sex toys.

just buy her flowers that will calm things down for a couple hours.
ha.
but seriously, what is it that you are exactly doing wrong?

I'm not the "same person she met", she "wants the old me back".

Our relationship is getting a little stagnant. Just gotta inject some awesome into it.

I just wanted to know what you guys do with your S.O.(heard that's in now).

I'm not the "same person she met", she "wants the old me back".

Our relationship is getting a little stagnant. Just gotta inject some awesome into it.

I just wanted to know what you guys do with your S.O.(heard that's in now).

fufill her fantasies...
that always goes over well

Some girls actually prefer the whole cliche romantic shit.

Most stereotypes are there for a reason.


And if your girl says your being a shit boyfriend, and you really thought you were doing a good job...there's a good chance you're fine and she's just a whiney bitch and she's on the rag.

fufill her fantasies...
that always goes over well

I already know what I'm going to do. I'm just going to be a better boyfriend to her. I'm going to be more concerned, take her out, have more fun together, etc.

I just suck.

This.
This is the fundamental problem that all women have. They are so self-absorbed that they assume everyone around them knows exactly what they are thinking and how they are feeling.

If she wants the "old" you back, just do what you were doing before.

fucking /THREAD

People change. I'm not going to ever be the same person I was before.

Holy shit, you MUST be a chick.



Out of my thread. OUT.

Pfft. I obviously know more about relationships than you, or else I would be in your situation and you'd be in mine.

You need me. :o

Holy shit, you MUST be a chick.

Close, he's a "bisexual"... he likes to cuddle with women but dreams of sucking dick. How he has the balls to make fun of anyone's situation is completely beyond me.

It's not that simple. Relationships change. Sometimes people don't know how to go back to doing what they were doing before when they were happy. If it were as simple as that then S&A would probably be a shitty ass forum because everyone would already have their problems in their relationships fixed.

Don't comment so abruptly on things you don't have any experience with.

It's not that simple. Relationships change. Sometimes people don't know how to go back to doing what they were doing before when they were happy. If it were as simple as that then S&A would probably be a shitty ass forum because everyone would already have their problems in their relationships fixed.

Don't comment so abruptly on things you don't have any experience with.

What the fuck voodoo? You're usually with me on everything?!

I see now you're too cool to side with the sensitive bisexual boi.











:(

Close, he's a "bisexual"... he likes to cuddle with women but dreams of sucking dick. How he has the balls to make fun of anyone's situation is completely beyond me.

The reason I didn't give him serious advice was because I don't see this as a serious thread; "I'm bad at girls. What do you do with your girl?" BAAAWWWW.

About the bisexuality, I don't know. I guess you can't really insult me for something I take pride in.

You also can't insult me for my relationships with girls, because mine isn't stagnant (zuperxtreme) and my girlfriend doesn't cheat on me (voodoonirvana).

But hey, feel free to tease me when you can come up with something.

The reason I didn't give him serious advice was because I don't see this as a serious thread; "I'm bad at girls. What do you do with your girl?" BAAAWWWW.

About the bisexuality, I don't know. I guess you can't really insult me for something I take pride in.

You also can't insult me for my relationships with girls, because mine isn't stagnant (zuperxtreme) and my girlfriend doesn't cheat on me (voodoonirvana).

But hey, feel free to tease me when you can come up with something.

You're a channer.

GTFO, faggot.

feel free to tease me when you can come up with something.

you like penises. Penises in your mouth.

...But hey, feel free to tease me when you can come up with something.

You label yourself as bi.

There's a little bit of bi in everyone.

But pick a fucking team, everybody I've met in real life who labeled themselves as 'bi' was a fucking drama queen and had more emotional issues than miley cyrus with clotting problems.

I know there's bisexual in everyone, some people are just more in the middle than to one side. Anyway, it's not like I label myself as "bi" and make a fucking myspace page about it. I've never been honest about it outside totse, and getting attention from totse is...Yeah...That's not OVERLY valuable to me.

What the fuck voodoo? You're usually with me on everything?!

I see now you're too cool to side with the sensitive bisexual boi.



:(

Haha I know but this one is different. Although I do agree he could have been more serious in his post. But I'm just sayin it kinda makes me mad when people say things like that, like "just do what you were doin before and problem solved."

No hard feelings though.

Edit-- oooooo Chichi I just read the "and my girlfriend doesnt cheat on me" part. Well you just wait and see about that, how long have you been dating her? Couldnt be more than a couple months now if I recall right? Im waiting for the day you come begging to totse for help on how to make things fun between you two again or about how she cheated on you or something like that.....

still no hard feelings though lol.

E2-- and if you dont think that day will come.... it will... it will...

Jesus Christ you come off as such a dumb slut.

Jesus Christ you come off as such a dumb slut.


Shes just not GF material
and a keg! id be like heres a GYM membership
USE IT
:D

But hey, feel free to tease me when you can come up with something.

you like penises. Penises in your mouth.

This will do.

uhmmm...wow....
buy flowers to get her in the sack...
is the ultimate goal here right..?
think about it..
he is just not getting the sex he wants....
nothing with what she thinks about the flowers.
it is about what he will get out of it..
think a little deeper.

anal?

anal?

def. of course. lol

uhmmm...wow....
buy flowers to get her in the sack...
is the ultimate goal here right..?
think about it..
he is just not getting the sex he wants....
nothing with what she thinks about the flowers.
it is about what he will get out of it..
think a little deeper.

you kind of
post like
moonmeister
except not really because
his idiosyncrasies make
more sense than yours
do.

you kind of
post like
moonmeister
except not really because
his idiosyncrasies make
more sense than yours
do.

whatever i don't give a fuck. i just randomly think

whatever i don't give a fuck. i just randomly think

LOL! That's the second person that's said that! See, it's not just me darling ;)

whatever i don't give a fuck. i just randomly think

You should work on...
pancake elephant tennis ball
breakfast.

Just try...that's it. If you're legit and you try and she still isn't satisfied then dump her and move on. If you can't satisfy your girl even when you try then don't waste your time.

Try some of the original romantic things, but put a unique spin on them. For instance, instead of buying her flowers, go pick her some yourself. Find out (if you don't know already) something that she really, really likes and get ideas from that.

Haha I know but this one is different. Although I do agree he could have been more serious in his post. But I'm just sayin it kinda makes me mad when people say things like that, like "just do what you were doin before and problem solved."

No hard feelings though.

Edit-- oooooo Chichi I just read the "and my girlfriend doesnt cheat on me" part. Well you just wait and see about that, how long have you been dating her? Couldnt be more than a couple months now if I recall right? Im waiting for the day you come begging to totse for help on how to make things fun between you two again or about how she cheated on you or something like that.....

still no hard feelings though lol.

E2-- and if you dont think that day will come.... it will... it will...

lololol yeahhh. That was a low blow, I'm sorry mang. And you're right, she probably will cheat on me.

And yeah I guess I could try to take threads a little more seriously.

If she's afraid of heights, don't buy non refundable skydiving tickets thinking you'll help her get over her fear because all that will happen is you'll lose $365.

Buy some nice massage oils, her favourite food, and get a movie she'll like. Cook her her favourite dinner, then massage her for ages while you watch some shitty chick flick, then have kinky oily sex.

Take her on a hike, when you get where you're going whip out a bottle of bubbly and some food, sit down and watch the sunset.

Go to the forest and go magic mushroom picking together, it's romantic and profitable :)

Go camping with her.

Does she put a lot of effort into her looks? Well then show her off, let her know that you're proud of her and appreciate the effort. Take her out to dinner and a movie. Take her to a bar.

Go bowling, mini golfing and go karting. Take acid together and play laser tag. Shroom and play minigolf. Take pills and have sex.

Involve her in your hobbies.

Change things, avoid falling into monotony (easier said than done).

Surprise her with sex, randomly push her against a wall and let her know you need her right away. Buy a vibrator or other toys, whip them out randomly one day. Play sex games. Devote entire sex sessions purely to her pleasure.


But what ever you do, DO NOT buy her presents of significant worth for no reason. The only exception to this is if you think that xmas and birthdays are shit and force you to buy nice presents, and you'd rather surprise her randomly during the year. But don't spend money on shit that you GIVE to girls. EVER. EEEEEEEEEVEEER. Give them experiences. Give them memories and emotions. In return she should treat you like a king, she should nurture, fuck, suck and love you to the best of her abilities. Now do some of the stuff I said, don't give her presents for no reason, but keep her life interesting and if this isn't enough and she complains because she wants presents, kill her.






...or just dump her, what ever.

^Advice of exceptional quality right there.

quality advice if applied on a girl like you.

Some bitches are gold diggers, and value materials more then anything else. In that case you should by them a fake diamond ring and some liquor. Get your dick wet then dump them.

quality advice if applied on a girl like you.

Some bitches are gold diggers, and value materials more then anything else. In that case you should by them a fake diamond ring and some liquor. Get your dick wet then dump them.

Maybe, but this is all directed at zuperxtreme's girlfriend, and I'm sure she's a quality lady.

Maybe, but this is all directed at zuperxtreme's girlfriend, and I'm sure she's a quality lady who doesn't fuck toasterfuckers.

fixed!

God damn it.

Lolz Chichi. Maybe change your name to Mr. Chichi. Then the mistake will stop...

Lolz Chichi. Maybe change your name to Mr. Chichi. Then the mistake will stop...

ITS name is clitcock. And its a shemale.

its name is clitcock. And its a shemale.

ha ha ha ha haaaa

Best post.

I agree with not buying her expencive things for no reason. I don't anyways, but if I do it'll be for xmas.

And: "Give them memories, experiences and emotions". Damn. I'd buy you a beer, oh wise one.

Anyways, I'm already trying a bit more. She was complaining that it was really hot at her job, so I dropped by and bought her an ice cream and a shake.

Anyways, good avice(except from the idiot chichi), thanks.

She was complaining that it was really hot at her job, so I dropped by and bought her an ice cream and a shake.

Dude, that's epic thoughtfulness. Did she appreciate it?

Dude, that's epic thoughtfulness. Did she appreciate it?

Yes :)

I can be a better boyfriend, it's just a bit more work. I'm really fucking lazy. But if I want to keep her around, which I do, then I'll have to change that. Plus, being lazy is boring.

Anyways, it's more of an internal change for me. I need to do more with my life.

nvm...
you don't get it.

Because you make no sense.


In my opinion, just be nice to her, and care. Then you'll be good.

the best thing to do... Go out clubbing without her, get real drunk, come home, wake her up and drunkenly attempt anal sex. realise you can't get it up, fall asleep.

Buy her chocolates and say that she can only eat them if she eats them off your naked body :)

Well, this didn't help.

We split up for some time. Time to think.

Really, it's like a paradox. She tells me she wants me to do something, I do it, she doesn't like it because I did it because she told me, but if she wouldn't have told me, I wouldn't have figured it out.

Wow.

Anyways...

Shit sux

Well, this didn't help.

We split up for some time. Time to think.

Really, it's like a paradox. She tells me she wants me to do something, I do it, she doesn't like it because I did it because she told me, but if she wouldn't have told me, I wouldn't have figured it out.


She's probably hoping that you "learned" from the split up and will do the same thing without her asking you to by crawling back.

If you do, she better be worth the effort to you, because you lose either way.

so this is coming from a girl: i think it is these type of girls are annoying thinking that someone in your situation is supposed to be telepathic. i hate that when people do that to me. so what you should do now is just work on your mind reading skills...lol. but seriously, just go over everything you have done...and don't look at it as something negative but something you could improve..

Why do you even mind being a crap boyfriend?

I am a crap boyfriend too, then again, my gf doesn't seem to notice

zuper; you might want to try asking her what traits of personality/behavior used to be there that aren't anymore. It's usually a good idea to know what the problem really is before trying to fix it. BTW, clear and effective communication equates to injecting awesome into a relationship.

If some girl told me I changed and she didn't like it, I'd better be sure what she means by that to see a few things: What the precise problem is, what the work involved in fixing the problem would be, and whether it's worth fixing for someone.

Depending on what you used to be like versus now, or if she's just stressed out with other shit and is perceiving you differently at the moment...important things to know. Hearing, 'You're different' and thinking you need to buy her a gift is just...stupid. Candies, flowers, presents and shit might be a temporary boost that puts a smile on her face for an hour or two...but it won't fix underlying problems. Leave it unfixed, and you'll have to buy her presents all the fucking time...and the little shit gets old...you'll end up having to trade in your independent being just to keep with her.

I'll reiterate again: Gain a clear understanding of what the real problem in your relationship is so you don't waste your time trying to fix that which is working fine.

This.
This is the fundamental problem that all women have. They are so self-absorbed that they assume everyone around them knows exactly what they are thinking and how they are feeling.

Yeah, blame your shitty choice in women on women as a whole. My girl tells me how she feels and what she's thinking about. That's the kind of woman I pick. If you don't like the women you pick, that means YOU suck.

Yes, I tried.

When we talked('bout a week ago) I tried to analyse the situation objectively and try and come up with a solution. She's going through a lot of shit, and we had to make some hard choices that scarred her(I think that's another minus for us) leaving her a bit histerical, which is why I don't usually get on her case about things that annoy me too much.

But, I did the last time we had our talk and I think she saw she was being a crapy girlfriend sometimes too. The reason for the temporary( I hope ;_; ) break-up is that we're both not being as nice as we used to be to each other, things get monotunous and boring sometimes. We haven't really shared a good experience for a month-2 and that's what relationships are about. Good experiences with another person, IMO.

So, yeah, I'm not really heart-broken I'm actually thinking if I want to go through with it still. It's a bit of a burden being in a relationship, especially if it isn't going very well, but then again... you love her and want to be with her. Maybe it's infatuation, but then again I'd be crying begging her to come back, which I'm not.

Bah, just lots of thinking to do. I'll see if I contact her in a few days to see if she wants to talk, or maybe I should wait out 'till she contacts me.

*sigh*

l'amour...

EDIT: I might start doing Muai thai to help clear my mind. Seems to work for a friend. :P

Yes, I tried.

When we talked('bout a week ago) I tried to analyse the situation objectively and try and come up with a solution. She's going through a lot of shit, and we had to make some hard choices that scarred her(I think that's another minus for us) leaving her a bit histerical, which is why I don't usually get on her case about things that annoy me too much.

But, I did the last time we had our talk and I think she saw she was being a crapy girlfriend sometimes too. The reason for the temporary( I hope ;_; ) break-up is that we're both not being as nice as we used to be to each other, things get monotunous and boring sometimes. We haven't really shared a good experience for a month-2 and that's what relationships are about. Good experiences with another person, IMO.

So, yeah, I'm not really heart-broken I'm actually thinking if I want to go through with it still. It's a bit of a burden being in a relationship, especially if it isn't going very well, but then again... you love her and want to be with her. Maybe it's infatuation, but then again I'd be crying begging her to come back, which I'm not.

Bah, just lots of thinking to do. I'll see if I contact her in a few days to see if she wants to talk, or maybe I should wait out 'till she contacts me.

*sigh*

l'amour...

EDIT: I might start doing Muai thai to help clear my mind. Seems to work for a friend. :P

Dang, sounds like you tried to do your best. At least there won't be regrets there if this isn't just a temporary deal. When two folks put honest effort into a relationship and it still doesn't work, it's nobody's fault. Sometimes there is real incompatibility after the chemicals wear off. You can always take the good memories and learning experience into your next relationship, though. :)

Never give up, never surrender.

Heh, I contacted her and told her straight out that we're going to talk about it. Went to her house and we sat down and talked for about 2 hours. I tried my best to look at things objectively and look for a solution. For both our sides. We were both at fault, but neither wanted to admit it.

Anyways, we're a bit better now. Things are looking good. :)

Thanks for caring.

<3 &T :D