Im going back to Jamacia in two days and thaught about getting home some goodies in very very small amounts...Best options for this? Anyone have any experience in this area as of late?

H-

If you are a white tourist (which I'm assuming you are), you are more than likely going to get ripped off - no lie.

Just pack 'em in with your toiletries, crammed way in there.

If you are a white tourist (which I'm assuming you are), you are more than likely going to get ripped off - no lie.
And as a white tourist, upon his return, he'll be the most common candidate for an extensive search.

I need a tried and true method of doing this, not worth the risk otherwise... Im not just going to toss substances in my suitcase. Getting the shit is not the problem br0... I just want to get a tiny bit home with no worries....

H

I just want to get a tiny bit home with no worries.
Crossing borders with contraband is never a scenario free of worry.

Keep in mind that passing through international borders with contraband is often treated as trafficking and not simple possession.

In pooper.

In pooper.
http://www.roguegovernment.com/images/10067/myfirstcavitysearch.jpg

http://www.roguegovernment.com/images/10067/myfirstcavitysearch.jpg

He can only hope to be so lucky.

http://www.roguegovernment.com/images/10067/myfirstcavitysearch.jpg

hahaha, a picture worth saving...

mail it i guess? They bring the dogs out for international flights. Everyone I know who went to Jamaica said there were dogs when they came back to the US. Not a smart idea imo.

tape the shit to the inside of your leg if it is weed

if its powder or something buy pills in capsules empty them out and put your shit in them

Getting the shit is not the problem br0...

Word have fun smoking the beat ass weed they sell to tourists br0

I was thinking about using the mail. Any ideas on that!? I had a friend mule in 2oz. of herbs in his gut wrapped in plastic pellets. Some 10yr old rasta kid made up the pellets for him and said he and his family do this often with cocaine to NYC....Though that was pre 9/11....

A white kid coming home from jamaica will get searched at customs 99% of the time.

A ball of cocaine in a hollowed out candel along with some other candels with otc downers would be alot of fun for very cheap price.

You can even do that shit on the plane.

Tc- If you buy"beat ass" weed in Jamacia...Your a fag. My island family are ganja farmers

H

My island family are ganja farmers


So what. Everyone in Jamaica is.

Put it in a ballon, tie it up and swallow it. If you do this, make sure you don't accidentally flush the toilet when you go to retrieve it.

Ace-
Your an idiot. Clearly you do not have knowledge of internationaltravel. Have you even been through customs? I have many time and have only had my bags looked at once. Not 99% of the time as you claim, fag.

H

Ed- Wrong.

Half-unit- I have done this with ganja from differnt parts of the world but not to sure if I would try that one out of jamacia...

420- Body scanners, nah?

wtf it's just weed. smoke it there. buy more when you get back.

Put it in your ass. Seriously. It's the only way I've ever tried anything because you eliminate 99.99% of the risks. Plus it's like a 2-3 hour flight as opposed to the awesome 13 hours I had.

Method from the movie Maria Full of Grace:

Empty stomach
Double wrap your shit in balloons so they dont accidentally open inside you.
Swallow 30-60 balloons of shit.
Feel sick on the plane.
Use the bathroom and shit out two balloons.
Clean them and swallow them again because drug dealers will kill your family if you lose any product.
Arrive at airport.
Get questioned by customs and see two fellow drug mules caught by feds.
Deny till you die.
Get lucky when they find out you are pregnant and therefore won't x-ray your stomach to find the goods they are sure are in there.
Live happily ever after.

Don't fuck with the weed go for coke and hash there it's great:D and you don't even need money just take a extra bag of your used clothes and they will trade you drugs for them :D

K... really... It is just weed man, but I guess if you must do it.

MAIL IT!

This is far too simple and I have even thought of bringing bubble bags to jamaica, buying 1000 bucks worth of shit weed and spinning it into a bunch of hash and mailing it back in small packages over a few weeks in jamaica. I could make thousands, but that is risky.

I suggest just grinding it to the general size you usually smoke it at, and package it tightly in a few bags, then put it in some manilla envelopes and drop it in a mail box with a gang of stamps on it.

This is fool proof, DO NOT SMUGGLE DRUGS! Let the postal service do it for you! :)

Yeah, because they'll never check a manila envelope with a Jamaican return address on it.

Yeah, because they'll never check a manila envelope with a Jamaican return address on it.

Why would you put a return address on a package of Illicit Material..... Seriously, the only thing that would give it away is the post mark, not a return average. I know people who have received a pound of bud and a half pound of Mushrooms at the same time through the mail.... They never got caught once.

Yeah, there are 1000,000's of packages from every country going every which way in this world EVERYDAY! no one gives a fuck, especially the postal service, so they will just send it along.

Almost NOTHING will look suspicious while in an envelope... jesus.

I said coming back from jamaica dumbass. I've gone through customs dozens of times too and I know that the agents look at where youre coming from.

You think they dont know why middle class white kids go to jamaica? How about this: Go there, put some weed in your suitcase and come back through customs. I guarantee you will get searched.

Dont flame people to make yourself look smart. You wind up saying stupid shit and look like a fuckin retard.

Why would you put a return address on a package of Illicit Material..... Seriously, the only thing that would give it away is the post mark, not a return average. I know people who have received a pound of bud and a half pound of Mushrooms at the same time through the mail.... They never got caught once.
I would guess that postal service employees find mail without a return address suspicious.

99% of the time...Your funny. I must be the lucky1% that didn't get searched on my last 2 visits. Stop pulling % out of your ass.

H

Whity tighties and put under your balls.

grow a fro and stick the drugs in there?

this is not a good idea, if its weed your a fucking idiot. if its coke shove it up your ass, and stilla f ucking retarded idea. if its pills crush them up put them in capsules put in a vitamin bottle. the first 2 ar stupid fucking ideas, but i'll never tell anyone not to bring themselves some pills home the chance of getting caught for a few pharmaceuticals is small enough that its completely worth it.

You can't spell "Jamaica", yet you fancy yourself an international dope smuggler?

Good luck with that.