Well I don't exactly know where to post this, but S&A seemed most appropriate.

Anyway, I was doing research for a paper and learned, from a reliable source mind you, that over 20,000 deaths annually, as of 2000, are caused by 'sexual behaviors'. This was nearly equal to the number of homicides the same year. How is it that over 20,000 Americans manage to off themselves fucking in one year? Erotic asphyxiation immediately came to mind, but 20,000 incidents??

Hell, post the source and there might be more discussion.

Death by shmoo shmoo!

Heart failure, asphyxiation, bleeding to death, infections, dysentery...the list goes on.

Probably by crazy insertions, like guns.

Lol, a pistol shooting blanks while inside a pussy, but the stupid bitch forgot to put blanks in and put live ammunition in it.

Eh, I doubt it.

"Actual Causes of Death in the United States, 2000," Journal of the American Medical Association, now go nuts!

My guess is most of it has to do with diseases and shit like that rather than the act itself. But yeah other than that probably more shit like heart attacks and asphyxiation like someone else already said.

Probably by crazy insertions, like guns.

Lol, a pistol shooting blanks while inside a pussy, but the stupid bitch forgot to put blanks in and put live ammunition in it.

Blanks still make a shit ton of heat, even though they don't fire a projectile...

Death by shmoo shmoo!

futurama eh? lol :D

and its death by snoo snoo


dumbass....

Go fuck a toaster!

AIDs probably

futurama eh? lol :D

and its death by snoo snoo


dumbass....

i was just thinking that.

futurama eh? lol :D

and its death by snoo snoo


dumbass....

Whatever faggot, I haven't seen that shit in like 5 years or however long its been since it aired. I think thats pretty close considering I smoke weed everyday.

Whatever faggot, I haven't seen that shit in like 5 years or however long its been since it aired. I think thats pretty close considering I smoke weed everyday.

Your a cunt.

Your a cunt.

Original.

You capture squirrels in the park and then thoroughly lick their assholes clean.

Original.

You capture squirrels in the park and then thoroughly lick their assholes clean.

Go do us all a favor and stick your skinny needle dick in an electrical socket. See how that one works out for you. Not only will it be "hilarious", we'll get to see just how far you'll go in order to be totse's attention bitch.

Go do us all a favor and stick your skinny needle dick in an electrical socket. See how that one works out for you. Not only will it be "hilarious", we'll get to see just how far you'll go in order to be totse's attention bitch.

How big is your cock in comparison to mine? (serious question)

Anticipates 8 inch reply.

How big is your cock in comparison to mine? (serious question)

Anticipates 8 inch reply.

Actually only about 6 and a half. Average I know. The difference is that mine doesn't look like a cross between a banana and bone needle.

Original.

You capture squirrels in the park and then thoroughly lick their assholes clean.


You sir , jammed your PP into a toaster expecting something close to vaginal gratification. That was original

Actually only about 6 and a half. Average I know. The difference is that mine doesn't look like a cross between a banana and bone needle.

Pics?

And props for not pulling the usual 9 inches shit. And seriously my cock isn't that skinny it just looks like that in the pic. But w/e, I don't really care what the temple thinks of my cock anyways. Thats why I posted that thread.

You sir , jammed your PP into a toaster expecting something close to vaginal gratification. That was original

I know. I rule.

Pics?

And props for not pulling the usual 9 inches shit. And seriously my cock isn't that skinny it just looks like that in the pic. But w/e, I don't really care what the temple thinks of my cock anyways. Thats why I posted that thread.

No pics, sorry. That's only for members of the fairer sex. I want to kill you slightly less now.

I know. I rule.


Do you still use that toaster? If you do you might get a little chunk of PP on your toast in the morning , crunchy surprise.

Holy shit, In Bloom, you are a tremendous faggot. By which I mean you are tremendously gay, not that you are both a tremendous human being AND a faggot. Furthermore, I can't even fathom how you manage to post almost 150 times in one day. You have succeeded in making the losers of totse look somewhat cooler by comparison. In closing, kill yourself, please.

If I had enough semen I would ejaculate the words "marry me" on your face.

I rule... oo ooooooo ooo.. soooooo hard... too harddddd..

Singing doesn't work through typing :(

Whatever faggot, I haven't seen that shit in like 5 years or however long its been since it aired. I think thats pretty close considering I smoke weed everyday.

man you don't do re-watches of that shit? futurama is well worth rewatching the whole series.

Teh AIDS???

I want my SO's headstone to read "Death by cock" Epic lulz it'd be indeed

man you don't do re-watches of that shit? futurama is well worth rewatching the whole series.

the episodes never get old.especially seeing the look on the guys face when he put his granpa in a house in the site of a nuke.....priceless :D

the episodes never get old.especially seeing the look on the guys face when he put his granpa in a house in the site of a nuke.....priceless :D

and then fucks his grandmother...

Whatever faggot, I haven't seen that shit in like 5 years or however long its been since it aired. I think thats pretty close considering I smoke weed everyday.
OMG! Yur liek so coolz!!!111!!!1oneeleven U smoke the weed?

I just downloaded some episodes and they are pretty fucking funny. Favorite part I've seen so far is when fry is supposed to launch the giant rocket full of garbage into space by pressing a button thats got a target like this * around it and misses. Hilarious.

* http://onlinemediarelations.co.uk/images/20000522target.gif