So I have been overcome with the desire to hook up with a MILF lately, but I have no idea where to begin. Craigslist may be the best choice, but most of it seems to be shitty spam. I'm not bad-looking, but I just don't have many opportunities to interact with the more mature ladies.

Totse, where can I find horny, older, attractive women?

- Tom

How old are you?

No joke, I'm not exactly the best looking guy around, but if I'm out drinking at a bar, the majority of girls that I get with are MILFs, not by choice either. I'm 21 but if I go to college bars, I rarely have luck, but if I go to the local townie bar, there are ALWAYS some hott moms getting drunk and seeking to relive their youth with a younger looking guy. A couple of them even wanted to act as teachers to me... it wasn't like pity sex, just some nice older women looking to teach a young guy a few tricks of the trade.

So.. my advice.. go to townie bars, it helps if you have friends who are older (as is the case with me... I go out with my co-workers who are all in their 30's and get in with their group) and just be prepared sometimes you have to deal with really loose vags and the occasional stretchmarks, but so worth it.

The thing is, I'm only 17, otherwise I would be in the bar right now. I know there are some freaky ladies out there who like the jailbait, I just don't know where to find them.

Rather than a bar, I guess I could somehow crash a suburban house party or club or something and go about it that way.

Any other ideas?

- Tom

Get ripped, then get a job as a pool boy or something for some rich woman whose husband works all day. Get oiled up beforehand and work shirtless. Wow I sound gay giving this advice. meh.

The thing is, I'm only 17, otherwise I would be in the bar right now. I know there are some freaky ladies out there who like the jailbait, I just don't know where to find them.

Rather than a bar, I guess I could somehow crash a suburban house party or club or something and go about it that way.

Any other ideas?

- Tom


Lol. When you say milf, are you just saying any hot mom? Or an older woman? I call older HOT women with kids cougs (cougars). Anyhoo, at 17 you should have no problem getting a younger milf, I.E. bitches that got knocked up young. It ranges obviously, most girls here don't get knocked up until at the youngest (well, self respecting girls) about 20 to 22. So in that age range, you should have no problem hooking up with one of them. With a cougar you've got much bigger problems as they go socialize where you're not legally allowed to go (for the most part). It'd be very difficult for you to pick up a coug at like a school basketball game or other similar event.

But man, I seriously can't get with pregnant chicks at all if they've fucked up their bodies. Stretch marks and loose vags' really make me fucking sick and turn me off very quickly.

don't give up on craigslist, or, like i said before, make friends with other dudes in that age group. i've had the same part-time job since i was 16, and since i was 16 a lot of my friends have been in their 30's. i've met so many older women this way through them, they seem to think it's cool that the group has accepted a younger kid as one of them which in effect makes me desirable. at the bar i hang out at and the parties i go to, i am always at least 10-15 years younger than everyone, which makes me unique.

This is pretty fucking spot on. Get a fake ID or wait till you're 21.

MILF or cougar, they're both appealing to me.

As for work, well, I work in a kitchen with nobody but a bunch of middle-aged Mexican guys who do nothing but stand around and drink beer after work. So there's no chance of meeting women that way.

What about some sort of specialized cougar matching service? There are a bunch of garbage sites on the internet for this, but does anyone know a legit one?

- Tom

damn, I gotta admit I've thinking the same shit recently, where the fuck can I meet someone who'll let me call them mummy.

BTW I'm 17, probably look a little younger, and bars are no big deal for me.

Where do you live? I doubt there are any bars around here that would let me in.

And Craigslist is entirely spam, fat chicks (<5%), and gay men...

- Tom

Where do you live? I doubt there are any bars around here that would let me in.

And Craigslist is entirely spam, fat chicks (<5%), and gay men...

- Tom

Lol get a really good fake id and your all set man and your exactly right fucking Craigslist.

If you had my experiences, it's with friends' mums.

Friends with single mothers are great.
They don't want to fuck up your friendship with their kid(s) and you sure as shit don't want your mate righteously kicking your arse when they find out. So they shut up and you keep your gob shut!

Pure win is drinking with your mate's mum and having a great conversation while he's piledriving his bird upstairs so the conversation can easily be led towards sex...She gets a little jealous and/or nostalgic and needs some deep dicking. And, how convenient, there you are!

I wish I had a video camera back in my poor days!!

Where do you live? I doubt there are any bars around here that would let me in.

And Craigslist is entirely spam, fat chicks (<5%), and gay men...

- Tom

Barnet, London, the drinking age etc is lower here though

Barnet, London, the drinking age etc is lower here though

I see. Around these parts, drinking age is 21, and I certainly do not look of age.

About friends' moms, that may work. Unfortunately, I don't really think any of my friends' moms are even remotely attractive. I'll keep my eyes out though.

- Tom

I fooled around with some 41 year old that had a 7 year old daughter. She was going through a divorce but it wasn't final yet.

Just ask them if they want to hang out or something. They might say something like, "aren't i a little too old" or something. If they hang out they want that dick, they won't hang out unless they want it. Put your moves on and see what happens. Massages always work, throw that into the conversation.

I work as a sales executive and have to pitch random people usually older woman in shopping malls all day to buy health insurance. I always ask for a number but just as they walk away, I really need to start asking when i'm talking face-to-face, they usually think i'm joking because I need to throw afew jokes into my pitch so they buy into my product. I'm really handsome/trendy/like to take care of myself, too. Try this http://www.toyboywarehouse.com

- Diesel

Lol. When you say milf, are you just saying any hot mom? Or an older woman? I call older HOT women with kids cougs (cougars). Anyhoo, at 17 you should have no problem getting a younger milf, I.E. bitches that got knocked up young. It ranges obviously, most girls here don't get knocked up until at the youngest (well, self respecting girls) about 20 to 22. So in that age range, you should have no problem hooking up with one of them. With a cougar you've got much bigger problems as they go socialize where you're not legally allowed to go (for the most part). It'd be very difficult for you to pick up a coug at like a school basketball game or other similar event.

But man, I seriously can't get with pregnant chicks at all if they've fucked up their bodies. Stretch marks and loose vags' really make me fucking sick and turn me off very quickly.

wait a sec ..you're saying that a girl can not get pregnant younger than 20 or she has no self respect??
IF so thats total b/s ..I got pregnant at 17 and it was not an accident..and yes me and the father are still together and yes I am a milf ;) lol.

wait a sec ..you're saying that a girl can not get pregnant younger than 20 or she has no self respect??
IF so thats total b/s ..I got pregnant at 17 and it was not an accident..and yes me and the father are still together and yes I am a milf ;) lol.


Yup. That's exactly what I'm saying. If you get knocked up before your 20 you will be nothing but a low life hooker for the rest of your life, okay.


Also, pix plz. We need to see this for ourselves.

Yup. That's exactly what I'm saying. If you get knocked up before your 20 you will be nothing but a low life hooker for the rest of your life, okay.


Also, pix plz. We need to see this for ourselves.



Lol providing pics would simply play into the whole "hooker" part :p.

Haha, that is true.

I see. Around these parts, drinking age is 21, and I certainly do not look of age.

About friends' moms, that may work. Unfortunately, I don't really think any of my friends' moms are even remotely attractive. I'll keep my eyes out though.

- Tom

Mate, you don't need her to be a model. A couple I messed about with were proper dogs...Fat, wrinkly and saggy. But fuck me blind I had a damn good time!
The uglier ones tend to be more frustrated anyways. They see Mrs so-and-so down the road banging the milkman or someone young and fit while she's left with her hand and a battery powered lover, which can have negative emotional effects. So when someone willing to fuck them comes along, it's time to get some tension out...On you!

Older chicks (30's - 40's) know a shit load more things about the cock and their own body...What they want and how they want it. Makes life easier. And they keep going mate! They know your cock ain't gonna break off!

Give it a go fella...Go fuck your friend's mum. :D

I got pregnant at 17 and it was not an accident

That is self-ownage.

That is self-ownage.

Lol. Glad my life is amusing... It's not self-ownage if I'm happy and satisfied with my desicions. I didn't actually have him until I was 18 and I'll be 20 in a few weeks.

Lol. Glad my life is amusing... It's not self-ownage if I'm happy and satisfied with my desicions. I didn't actually have him until I was 18 and I'll be 20 in a few weeks.

Do you even have the means to give the kid a good life? A good job, money in the bank, etc.

I don't think so!

Do you even have the means to give the kid a good life? A good job, money in the bank, etc.

I don't think so!

This. And I would like to add, we already got enough people in the world, everyone should just stop making more for like 10 years.

I wouldn't classify anyone under 20 that has a kid a milf, that's more like a slut.

I've seen them all over the place at mall.....nasty kind, if that.


Not 30-40....more like 50-60.

Just hang around in food court, I'll bet you will see couple of them trying to hit on some guys there.

Lmao. I have more money than any other 19 year old I know. So yes my son is able to have a good happy life. And having a child doesn't mean you're a slut...Sleeping around makes you a slut the father and I are still together thank you very much. You are all pathetic to sit there and judge me cause I had a kid at 18 lol imo grow the fuck up. :D. My son is happy and healthy. Just cause I'm young doesn't mean that I'm sitting on welfare letting the government support my family. Grow up before you sit and judge someones life.

Lol, what the fuck are you talking about? No, having a baby obviously doesn't make you a slut. Most teens simply want to have fun instead of raising babies; but there are some girls that have a desperate need to grow up ultra fast. Like those little children that smear lip stick all over their faces at the age of 3; you're that 3 year old, just a little bit more mature, and now you're fucking with kids. The only reason I really really frown upon these people, is I've seen the best of girls totally shit on their children later in life because they didn't have their opportunities to really grow up. Of course you're probably saying 'NO, NOT ME I'M GONNA BE A GOOD MOMMY'. But I've seen it happen to the best of the best of girls. They completely neglect their children and ultimately loes them, I've seen it happen quite a bit. More often than not in fact, when it comes to early pregnancies. All girls are different though.

Where you fucked up first is 'I have more money than any other 19 year old I know, so my son is able to have a good life'. Fuck your money, I'm 20 and I own my own business and have a huge farm and an apartment in the city. I don't think I'm mature enough to have a kid. Your mind is extraordinarily warped there, Mrs.

Lol, what the fuck are you talking about? No, having a baby obviously doesn't make you a slut. Most teens simply want to have fun instead of raising babies; but there are some girls that have a desperate need to grow up ultra fast. Like those little children that smear lip stick all over their faces at the age of 3; you're that 3 year old, just a little bit more mature, and now you're fucking with kids. The only reason I really really frown upon these people, is I've seen the best of girls totally shit on their children later in life because they didn't have their opportunities to really grow up. Of course you're probably saying 'NO, NOT ME I'M GONNA BE A GOOD MOMMY'. But I've seen it happen to the best of the best of girls. They completely neglect their children and ultimately loes them, I've seen it happen quite a bit. More often than not in fact, when it comes to early pregnancies. All girls are different though.

Lol well I wasn't desperate to grow up I was forced to at 15 but we don't need to go into my life story. Yes alot of girls neglect their kids even right after having them I know of many of these girls in my area and yes some wait til they are a little older to neglect them..I'm a stay at home mom and I see all these other girls doing exactly what you are saying and honestly that's not who I am..I know what it's like to be neglected by a mother and therefore would never turn around and do that to my child no matter what the circumstances would be. My childs needs come first and like I said he is an extremely happy boy..Also my fiances neice is one of these childeren who is now 3 and is being neglected and I have seen the damage it has done to her as a toddler so yes I am saying in my head "I am going to be a good mommy":)

Lol well I wasn't deserate to grow up I was forced to at 15 but we don't need to go into my life story. Yes alot of girls neglect their kids even right after having them I know of many of these girls in my area and yes some wait til they are a little older to neglect them..I'm a stay at home mom and I see all these other girls doing exactly what you are saying and honestly that's not who I am..I know what it's like to be neglected by a mother and therefore would never turn around and do that to my child no matter what the circumstances would be. My childs needs come first and like I said he is an extremely happy boy..Also my fiances neice is one of these childeren who is now 3 and is being neglected and I have seen the damage it has done to her as a toddler so yes I am saying in my head "I am going to be a good mommy":)
As I said, there are exceptions. But money isn't going to give your child a good life; remember that. It helps, ouf course, but it's very far from what is needed to give a child a good life. It's only a tiny fraction of what it takes to give a child a good life.

Lol, what the fuck are you talking about? No, having a baby obviously doesn't make you a slut. Most teens simply want to have fun instead of raising babies; but there are some girls that have a desperate need to grow up ultra fast. Like those little children that smear lip stick all over their faces at the age of 3; you're that 3 year old, just a little bit more mature, and now you're fucking with kids. The only reason I really really frown upon these people, is I've seen the best of girls totally shit on their children later in life because they didn't have their opportunities to really grow up. Of course you're probably saying 'NO, NOT ME I'M GONNA BE A GOOD MOMMY'. But I've seen it happen to the best of the best of girls. They completely neglect their children and ultimately loes them, I've seen it happen quite a bit. More often than not in fact, when it comes to early pregnancies. All girls are different though.

Where you fucked up first is 'I have more money than any other 19 year old I know, so my son is able to have a good life'. Fuck your money, I'm 20 and I own my own business and have a huge farm and an apartment in the city. I don't think I'm mature enough to have a kid. Your mind is extraordinarily warped there, Mrs.

You obviously didn't read the previous posts stating that since I am 19 I have no money and aren't able to make sure my son has a good happy life there was no pun intended. Just defending myself as a "teen mom".

You obviously didn't read the previous posts stating that since I am 19 I have no money and aren't able to make sure my son has a good happy life there was no pun intended. Just defending myself as a "teen mom".


Awww, I was baiting you in another direction :(. You're no fun!

Awww, I was baiting you in another direction :(. You're no fun!
Lol and what direction would that of been?

Lol and what direction would that of been?


I can't just tell you these things! Gawd, don't you know anything!?!? Are you frickin srs...GAWD.

I can't just tell you these things! Gawd, don't you know anything!?!? Are you frickin srs...GAWD.

LOL

Lol I own. Once of my X's was a hot 21 year old MILF. I am 17 now but I was 16 when I was dating her. She had a 2 year old daughter and she fell in love with me.

I had her whopped. When I told her not to go out, she didn't. I guess she wanted a serious relationship, but shit happens. Oh and it was one of the best pussies I ever had.

^ LOL @ kids having kids.

Cougar bar.