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 #1 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:34
Acolyte
 
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Mmm man do I do this. Anyone else like licking their girl's ass? I love hearing her moan. It turns me on to lick and taste there. Girls do your boyfriends do this? Also, do you do it back for them? Am I a sick fuck? Because If I am then being a sick fuck never tasted sooo good.
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Old 2008-11-24, 03:35
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I would do it with a condom on my tounge.
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Old 2008-11-24, 03:39
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Originally Posted by cassus_spiritus
Mmm man do I do this. Anyone else like licking their girl's ass? I love hearing her moan. It turns me on to lick and taste there. Girls do your boyfriends do this? Also, do you do it back for them? Am I a sick fuck? Because If I am then being a sick fuck never tasted sooo good.


do girls really like this? i see it in porn, but i wonder if women actually enjoy it or not.
 #4 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:39
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yeah he's being smart about it now after he got some sore on his dick
 #5 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:41
Acolyte
 
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do girls really like this? i see it in porn, but i wonder if women actually enjoy it or not.

There's lots of nerves down there, it feels really good. There's lots of techniques for it, sometimes flick the outside of it with your tongue, tongue fuck it, suck on it) and they all make her go EEK! < in a good way.
 #6 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:42
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Ass eating is pretty gross. Thats basically like a few steps away from a fecal fetish. Mmmmmmmm it just taste so good!
 #7 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:44
Acolyte
 
New York
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Originally Posted by In Bloom
Ass eating is pretty gross. Thats basically like a few steps away from a fecal fetish. Mmmmmmmm it just taste so good!


That's like saying pussy eating is a few steps away from a pee fetish.
 #8 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:45
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That's like saying pussy eating is a few steps away from a pee fetish.

Not really. Being turned on by eating pussy is normal. Being turned on by tasting crusted shit isn't.
 #9 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:50
Acolyte
 
New York
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Not really. Being turned on by eating pussy is normal. Being turned on by tasting crusted shit isn't.

What the fuck girls have you been with that have shit crusted assholes? You raunchy fuck
 #10 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:52
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What the fuck girls have you been with that have shit crusted assholes?

K, well I didn't mean literally a crusty asshole. But seriously, why do you think it taste the way it does? Candy? Nope. Its because of tiny pieces of shit still on the skin.

Thats why normal people don't like licking asshole. They don't want to taste shit, you poopoo eating ass licking freak.
 #11 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:54
Acolyte
 
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K, well I didn't mean literally a crusty asshole. But seriously, why do you think it taste the way it does? Candy? Nope. Its because of tiny pieces of shit still on the skin.

I was under the impression that according to the rules of proper hygeine girls had to rub pieces of laffy taffy on their assholes thrice daily. Also, it's quite tasteless, so I guess the laffy taffy isn't doing too much. Gotta tell that cooze to learn some fucking hygeine
 #12 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:56
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this guy im seeing ate my ass the other night and it felt dammned good. i returned the favor but we were in the shower, so it wasnt that bad. i recommend the shower idea.
 #13 
Old 2008-11-24, 03:57
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now that is how you get pink eye
 #14 
Old 2008-11-24, 04:04
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Yea, I couldn't pull it off. You get bravery points if you're really into this.
 #15 
Old 2008-11-24, 04:38
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It's funny how he doesn't notice that he has shit in his mouth.
 #16 
Old 2008-11-24, 04:44
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I had a tweaker offer to tongue my asshole the other day when I was walking into the local trader joe's.
This is my only input.
 #17 
Old 2008-11-24, 08:57
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What does shit taste like?
 #18 
Old 2008-11-24, 10:00
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You guys seriously must have been around some dirty/completely lazy with wiping their ass girls. I've done this with my ex, never tasted anything bad, it's not like your sticking your tongue deep into their bowels or something. If you're at all confident in your girl's ability to keep herself clean, i don't think it's anything to worry about. You're all acting like we all have shit constantly flowing out of us uncontrollably or something. The bottom line is, she enjoyed it, and I certainly never had any negative effects, i.e. taste or infection. If you're that worried about it being bad for you just wash up afterwards. That said, if you just don't like the idea of it then forget about what I said, to each his own.
 #19 
Old 2008-11-24, 10:10
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I'd do this if the girl was into it and I got caught up in the heat of the moment.

But is it something that normally turns me on? No.
 #20 
Old 2008-11-24, 10:23
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You guys seriously must have been around some dirty/completely lazy with wiping their ass girls. I've done this with my ex, never tasted anything bad, it's not like your sticking your tongue deep into their bowels or something. If you're at all confident in your girl's ability to keep herself clean, i don't think it's anything to worry about.

I'm not particularly down with having my ass tongued but the man has a point. Hygiene motherfuckers.
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Old 2008-11-24, 10:24
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You guys seriously must have been around some dirty/completely lazy with wiping their ass girls. I've done this with my ex, never tasted anything bad, it's not like your sticking your tongue deep into their bowels or something. If you're at all confident in your girl's ability to keep herself clean, i don't think it's anything to worry about. You're all acting like we all have shit constantly flowing out of us uncontrollably or something. The bottom line is, she enjoyed it, and I certainly never had any negative effects, i.e. taste or infection. If you're that worried about it being bad for you just wash up afterwards. That said, if you just don't like the idea of it then forget about what I said, to each his own.


-food poisoning
-cholera and typhus
-Salmonella and Shigella
-Campylobacter Aeromonas
-Candida
-E. coli O157
-Cryptosporidium
-Entamoeba
-histolytica
FTW
 #22 
Old 2008-11-24, 11:22
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I've done it, but only once. It was in my shower with a random Japanese/Brazilian floozie I'd acquired. She freakin' loved it.
 #23 
Old 2008-11-24, 12:05
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-food poisoning
-cholera and typhus
-Salmonella and Shigella
-Campylobacter Aeromonas
-Candida
-E. coli O157
-Cryptosporidium
-Entamoeba
-histolytica
FTW

Trust me that all makes sense, along with probably plenty of other problems, impetigo comes to mind. But all I can go with is my own experience, and lack thereof with any of these problems. I figure a dirty vagina is not the most sterile place either, so maybe you guys should steer clear of that, too. I guess that's an entirely different topic, however, I would certainly be hesitant about getting near a stinking vagina, and the same goes for this.

I guess it's like what was just said, it is definitely about being in the heat of the moment and not really thinking about all of the risks you listed... Because it makes it less than appealing, to say the least. Haha I guess I'm asking for it now though, just wait until one time I experience the disgust of realizing she must have taken a shit only minutes ago... maybe I'll have a different opinion. Until then, I say go for it if your interested, the high level of innervation and sensitivity of the area can't be denied.

By the way, just to make it clear, I am really talking surface contact here. I would be very turned off by anything deeper than that. Which is why hygiene is key; I'd say you're doing something wrong if you think it's normal to have anything noticeable left behind, whether by taste, sight, or smell. But maybe I'm just a clean freak/?
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Old 2008-11-24, 12:19
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Trust me that all makes sense, along with probably plenty of other problems, impetigo comes to mind. But all I can go with is my own experience, and lack thereof with any of these problems. I figure a dirty vagina is not the most sterile place either, so maybe you guys should steer clear of that, too. I guess that's an entirely different topic, however, I would certainly be hesitant about getting near a stinking vagina, and the same goes for this.

I guess it's like what was just said, it is definitely about being in the heat of the moment and not really thinking about all of the risks you listed... Because it makes it less than appealing, to say the least. Haha I guess I'm asking for it now though, just wait until one time I experience the disgust of realizing she must have taken a shit only minutes ago... maybe I'll have a different opinion. Until then, I say go for it if your interested, the high level of innervation and sensitivity of the area can't be denied.

By the way, just to make it clear, I am really talking surface contact here. I would be very turned off by anything deeper than that. Which is why hygiene is key; I'd say you're doing something wrong if you think it's normal to have anything noticeable left behind, whether by taste, sight, or smell. But maybe I'm just a clean freak/?

Hey man if you want to do it thats cool. i was just throwing that out there.
 #25 
Old 2008-11-24, 13:41
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My girlfriends obsessed with my butthole. Fingering it and sticking her tongue in it, licking it, sucking it, etc. I may be even more obsessed than she is. I'd lick hers even if she's just taken a shit but we normally keep our assholes squeaky clean. She's too attractive for me to care if it was dirty. If you're worried about germs, use mouth wash. There's people that eat ass all the time without mouth wash and never get sick, though.

I think most girls, if they're open to the idea of ass eating that they'll at least try it, will be hooked on it. Must have something to do with pheromones. I think ass eating is pretty natural. Tons of mammals do it regularly. But most likely not with as much fun and detail as humans can.
 #26 
Old 2008-11-25, 00:59
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Ass eating is pretty gross. Thats basically like a few steps away from a fecal fetish. Mmmmmmmm it just taste so good!


Bloom'll fuck a toaster, but won't eat ass?...

Priorities, boy...priorities...Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #27 
Old 2008-11-25, 01:05
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Bloom'll fuck a toaster, but won't eat ass?...

Priorities, boy...priorities...Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

I approve this new arrival.
 #28 
Old 2008-11-25, 01:29
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floozie

A floozie you say? Confused Sounds like slang for retards, perhaps you should write a book.
 #29 
Old 2008-11-25, 01:31
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Bloom'll fuck a toaster, but won't eat ass?...

Priorities, boy...priorities...Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

This arrival has my blessing...


oh, and hell yes I'd eat a girls ass if she wanted it and it was clean
 #30 
Old 2008-11-25, 05:21
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Fucking ill. I wouldn't do it.
 #31 
Old 2008-11-25, 05:33
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Here's the problem. Girls sweat out of their asshole, not much but there's sweat glands there. So, if you guys are gettin it on hot and heavy, and her asshole is sweating before you toss dat salad, then...there is gonna be fecal matter on her asshole. I mean, fecal matter gets on your toothbrush from the toilet FFS, you'd be really stupid/naive to not think there's no fecal matter on someone's asshole. Even if it's not enough fecal matter to taste, I'm still not down with the idea of getting fecal matter in my mouth because I wanna lick some asshole. I have done it before; usually makes her squirm a lot. Just not worth it.
 #32 
Old 2008-11-25, 05:52
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I think it would feel good, but I don't know if I'd be able to kiss the guy afterwards. I'd definitely never lick someone's ass, either.

I think I'll just stick to getting fucked in the ass.
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Old 2008-11-25, 05:53
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I think it would feel good, but I don't know if I'd be able to kiss the guy afterwards. I'd definitely never lick someone's ass, either.

I think I'll just stick to getting fucked in the ass.


I think most guys would be satisfied with that.

E: And I agree with basically everything clover said.
 #34 
Old 2008-11-25, 05:59
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What kind of kinky shit will they think of next.


Nvm. Toaster fucking
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Old 2008-11-25, 05:59
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What kind of kinky shit will they think of next.

http://free2g1c.com/
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Old 2008-11-25, 06:06
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When I was younger I thought it was nasty and could never understand how anyone could do it. Now I don't look at it as a bad thing if the girl is clean. The first time I did it I was horny and wasted. Then I started doing it a little more often after that. My ex was very clean and had a perfect ass so it was just so right. She really fucking loved it and had no problems kissing me after that. However you should really make sure you know the chick first and make sure she had a shower or know shes clean. I once stuck my finger in a chicks ass and my finger was covered in shit.
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Old 2008-11-25, 06:26
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I would do it with a condom on my tounge.


yup, no need for me to taste last nights burrito surprise
 #38 
Old 2008-11-25, 15:53
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That's like saying pussy eating is a few steps away from a pee fetish.

Women don't piss out of their vaginas.
 #39 
Old 2008-11-25, 16:34
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I'll keep to what I've always done: Stick my fingers and Penis into a girl ass, My tongue will stay away. Something about that really just disgusts me.
 #40 
Old 2008-11-25, 16:54
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Rimming is the shit. Cool
 #41 
Old 2008-11-25, 18:08
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I have a really hairy asshole , and the irration I would get from shaving it would be ungodly.

Why can I get girls to suck my asshole ?
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Old 2008-11-25, 18:21
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Just wrong! *has a bath to feel clean after reading this thread*

:p
 #43 
Old 2008-11-26, 16:40
Acolyte
 
New York
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Women don't piss out of their vaginas.

You're a stupid cocksucker. Did I say vagina? No. I said pussy. Pussy in regards to the entire vulva. This includes their urethra, which they DO piss out of. It also happens to be right under the clit. Ever give a girl a nice long lick right up her cooze? Then you've probably gotten some microscopic trace amounts of pee in your mouth. You pee guzzling freak. Eating ass does NOT have anything to do with a fecal fetish.
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Old 2008-11-26, 16:42
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Right its just coincidental you're getting tiny amounts of fecal matter in your mouth.
 #45 
Old 2008-11-26, 17:05
Acolyte
 
New York
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Originally Posted by In Bloom
Right its just coincidental you're getting tiny amounts of fecal matter in your mouth.


I believe you forfeited any shred of credibility you had the second you stuck your tiny needle dick in a toaster. I'm willing to bet that you've never even seen a girl naked in your life, let alone fucked a girl or gotten the chance to consider licking a girl's ass or the possibility of getting microscopic amounts of "fecal matter" on your mouth. Just say shit you fucking nerd. Seriously. You're a fucking loser man. Check your own inventory.

So say I do get "fecal matter" in my mouth. Lemme tell you, I'm flashing that shit eating grin every second of the day. So, if I get microscopic amounts of shit in my mouth, so be it, I'm doing it and having the time of my life. I'm happy. Better than happy. I'm fucking ebullient. Great girlfriend, great sex life.

You. You on the otherhand, as free as your mouth is from EEK! "fecal matter", are a miserable, miserable fuck, that fucks toasters, and posts pictoral evidence of it on the internet. I'm no psychologist, but I think thats probably because it's the only attention you get. Don't you feel great man? The only attention you can manage to scrounge up is from a bunch of 14 year old anti-social carbuncles that give you e-points. So you enjoy those e-points. I'll enjoy eating my girlfriends ass and pumping her full of cum. :D

:(

Fucking loser. I spit on you. Seriously.
 #46 
Old 2008-11-26, 17:08
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I believe you forfeited any shred of credibility you had the second you stuck your tiny needle dick in a toaster. I'm willing to bet that you've never even seen a girl naked in your life, let alone fucked a girl or gotten the chance to consider licking a girl's ass or the possibility of getting microscopic amounts of "fecal matter" on your mouth. Just say shit you fucking nerd. Seriously. You're a fucking loser man. Check your own inventory.

So say I do get "fecal matter" in my mouth. Lemme tell you, I'm flashing that shit eating grin every second of the day. So, if I get microscopic amounts of shit in my mouth, so be it, I'm doing it and having the time of my life. I'm happy. Better than happy. I'm fucking ebullient. Great girlfriend, great sex life.

You. You on the otherhand, as free as your mouth is from EEK! "fecal matter", are a miserable, miserable fuck, that fucks toasters, and posts pictoral evidence of it on the internet. I'm no psychologist, but I think thats probably because it's the only attention you get. Don't you feel great man? The only attention you can manage to scrounge up is from a bunch of 14 year old anti-social carbuncles that give you e-points. So you enjoy those e-points. I'll enjoy eating my girlfriends ass and pumping her full of cum. :D

:(

Fucking loser. I spit on you. Seriously.


If you WERE an Acolyte.......you would have my blessing Cool
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Old 2008-11-26, 17:10
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^I think I might save that one. Definitely the best flame so far.

Anyways, go lick some asshole retard. Ya thats right, you like the taste of shit.

In a few years you will be eating cups of shit to get your rocks off.
 #48 
Old 2008-11-26, 19:13
Acolyte
 
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^I think I might save that one. Definitely the best flame so far.

Anyways, go lick some asshole retard. Ya thats right, you like the taste of shit.

In a few years you will be eating cups of shit to get your rocks off.


What are we 5? You couldn't even deny one iota of anything I said. Only make shallow stabs like a sniveling child nursing his cut. You're filth.
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Old 2008-11-26, 19:55
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What are we 5? You couldn't even deny one iota of anything I said. Only make shallow stabs like a sniveling child nursing his cut. You're filth.

Meh that one was pretty bad. Didn't have nearly the same effect as your first one. This one didn't even make me laugh. Fail.
 #50 
Old 2008-11-26, 19:57
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K, well I didn't mean literally a crusty asshole. But seriously, why do you think it taste the way it does? Candy? Nope. Its because of tiny pieces of shit still on the skin.

Thats why normal people don't like licking asshole. They don't want to taste shit, you poopoo eating ass licking freak.

Prude. Leopold Bloom would do it.
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Old 2008-11-26, 20:02
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the people who wouldn't obviously don't have attractive clean partners. i'v done it a few times, it's like sticking your finger in it, you feel the tightness of it, and that turns me on, feeling the tightness of stuff.....
 #52 
Old 2008-11-26, 20:26
Acolyte
 
New York
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Meh that one was pretty bad. Didn't have nearly the same effect as your first one. This one didn't even make me laugh. Fail.

That's funny! I could've sworn for a second it seemed like you thought that you in any way, shape, or form had the authority to say that I fail.

You ever hear a girl say that they like it hard and black? Yea, they didn't mean they think it's sexy to stick it in a fucking toaster you deranged cum rag. No girl could ever like you. Also, I think I figured out the pun of your quite floral username. You're in bloom, just like a pansy. :D

No girl could EVER like you. :( You're a sick puppy. I suggest self-medication. I recommend suicide. Might I suggest electrocution? It'd be a small step for you. Just fuck the toaster again, but lube up this time.
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Old 2008-11-26, 20:55
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That's funny! I could've sworn for a second it seemed like you thought that you in any way, shape, or form had the authority to say that I fail.

You ever hear a girl say that they like it hard and black? Yea, they didn't mean they think it's sexy to stick it in a fucking toaster you deranged cum rag. No girl could ever like you. Also, I think I figured out the pun of your quite floral username. You're in bloom, just like a pansy. :D

No girl could EVER like you. :( You're a sick puppy. I suggest self-medication. I recommend suicide. Might I suggest electrocution? It'd be a small step for you. Just fuck the toaster again, but lube up this time.

Well that was better than your last one but your still going downhill since the original.
 #54 
Old 2008-11-27, 00:17
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Ever give a girl a nice long lick right up her cooze?
Nope, can't say I have.
 #55 
Old 2008-11-27, 04:17
Acolyte
 
New York
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Nope, can't say I have.

That sucks for you man :(

Unless you're gay. In which case this is talking about eating GIRLS' asses.
 #56 
Old 2008-11-27, 04:28
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When I did this for the first time, my girl was nervous as fuck, but that was quickly replaced with moans of pleasure. She loves it when I lick her ass.
 #57 
Old 2008-11-27, 04:33
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Everyone, please just block In Bloom. I'm sick of seeing his posts and threads derailed because of him. I would say don't respond to him, but that's too big of a temptation. Use that handy little block button.
 #58 
Old 2008-11-27, 05:19
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Why do you sick fucks like licking ass?

Hope you all choke on some wet fart.
 #59 
Old 2008-11-27, 06:35
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Mmm man do I do this. Anyone else like licking their girl's ass? I love hearing her moan. It turns me on to lick and taste there. Girls do your boyfriends do this? Also, do you do it back for them? Am I a sick fuck? Because If I am then being a sick fuck never tasted sooo good.


I lick and bite my gf's ass, but not her asshole if that's what you mean
 #60 
Old 2008-11-27, 09:51
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Why do you sick fucks like licking ass?

Hope you all choke on some wet fart.


I bet you're either single or being cheated on. Open your mind a little..
 #61 
Old 2008-11-27, 11:35
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Well that was better than your last one but your still going downhill since the original.

Rating the internet opponent's flames towards you, must be a dashing young lad with lots of selfesteem and emotional relationships....
 #62 
Old 2008-11-27, 11:56
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This thread is just fucked.
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Old 2008-11-27, 12:36
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This thread is just fucked.

Yeah, I never thought I'd see the licking of asshole be so ruthlessly defended. What a bunch of fags.
 #64 
Old 2008-11-27, 12:41
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Yeah, I never thought I'd see the licking of asshole be so ruthlessly defended. What a bunch of fags.
Dude to each his own. if you dont like it you dont need or have to do it. I f you want to bitch and cry about it go somewhere else.
 #65 
Old 2008-11-27, 14:14
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To you people claiming that their girl's asshole is clean, have you ever tried cleaning up a mess with just paper alone? All it does is smear, and nothing ends up truly clean. Unless your girl is taking a shower directly after each dump she takes, you are putting fecal matter in your mouth, no two ways about it.

Personally, I'd never go such a thing because I have an intense aversion to shit and shit-related things. I don't even think I'd stick my dick up a girl's ass unless she'd taken a shower and given herself an enema beforehand. And I wouldn't ask a girl to touch or lick my asshole, because I know it's hairy as hell and shit comes out of it.
 #66 
Old 2008-11-27, 14:54
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That sucks for you man :(

Unless you're gay. In which case this is talking about eating GIRLS' asses.

It could be because I'm female...
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Old 2008-11-27, 15:24
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I bet you're either single or being cheated on. Open your mind a little..

To the contrary "Mr.Totally dedicated to each other" , I have a healthy sex life. I just wouldnt lick any girls asshole.

I would fuck it though , because my dick cant taste shit.
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Old 2008-11-27, 15:26
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And I wouldn't ask a girl to touch or lick my asshole, because I know it's hairy as hell and shit comes out of it.

Fucking this bro , lol.

If some girl saw my hairy asshole then asks if she could suck it. I would tell her to GTFO and go to HB with that shit.

Imagine all the raunchy anus a cunt like that must of tasted.
 #69 
Old 2008-11-27, 15:49
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To everyone saying its dirty - showers, people!

Showering together ---> bed ----> ass licking ---> pleasure/PROFIT!!!!

The human ass, while kinda dirty, is surprisingly clean, ie - if you shower in the morning, dont shit all day, and arent really sweaty or farty, your asshole will still be pretty clean - not sterile by any means, but only as funky as a pussy gets.

That being said, I would never lick ass on a one-nighter or anything, but DEFINATELY in a relationship, or even FWB - girls love the way it feels, and I love how it leads to anal :)
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Old 2008-11-27, 15:57
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To everyone saying its dirty - showers, people!

Showering together ---> bed ----> ass licking ---> pleasure/PROFIT!!!!

The human ass, while kinda dirty, is surprisingly clean, ie - if you shower in the morning, dont shit all day, and arent really sweaty or farty, your asshole will still be pretty clean - not sterile by any means, but only as funky as a pussy gets.

That being said, I would never lick ass on a one-nighter or anything, but DEFINATELY in a relationship, or even FWB - girls love the way it feels, and I love how it leads to anal :)


I agree with this. I'd like to add in that I'd never even CONSIDER licking a girl's ass besides my girlfriend's. I have to be INSANELY attracted to the girl. And yea guys, also a great way to get your girl to warm up to the idea of anal and get her used to the sensations.
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Old 2008-11-27, 17:22
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To the contrary "Mr.Totally dedicated to each other" , I have a healthy sex life. I just wouldnt lick any girls asshole.

I would fuck it though , because my dick cant taste shit.

You realize that the only way you can taste shit is if she doesnt bathe regularly.. if that is a concern, you have issues.

A clean asshole tastes no different than a nipple.
 #72 
Old 2008-11-27, 17:57
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*catapults a truckload of feces onto thread*
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Old 2008-11-27, 18:22
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You realize that the only way you can taste shit is if she doesnt bathe regularly.. if that is a concern, you have issues.

A clean asshole tastes no different than a nipple.

Yeah , but maybe she took a dump after that and left a little , even if its minut , I'll pass. If you like eating ass thats cool , but I dont.
 #74 
Old 2008-11-27, 19:50
pyroman5000 pyroman5000 is offline
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Yeah , but maybe she took a dump after that and left a little , even if its minut , I'll pass. If you like eating ass thats cool , but I dont.

Theres nothing stopping you from doing it right after she bathes. Or during.. they really like that. Point is, don't dismiss something unless you've tried it.
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Old 2008-11-27, 20:06
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Theres nothing stopping you from doing it right after she bathes. Or during.. they really like that. Point is, don't dismiss something unless you've tried it.

I hear cutting off your balls can feel pretty good. To the point of ejaculation even (see pain Olympics for details).

Give it a try. Also, fuck a toaster while your at it.
 #76 
Old 2008-11-27, 20:13
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Typically step one in fucking a girl in the ass. Did you go any further than just the tongue?
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Old 2008-11-27, 20:28
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Typically step one in fucking a girl in the ass. Did you go any further than just the tongue?


I've fingered her ass before, up to 2 fingers, and made her come only from fingering her ass. I've also fucked her in the ass on more than a few occasions.

If that was to me, of course.
 #78 
Old 2008-11-28, 04:06
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I hear cutting off your balls can feel pretty good. To the point of ejaculation even (see pain Olympics for details).

Give it a try. Also, fuck a toaster while your at it.

TOTALLY the same thing. Oh wait, licking an ass wont equal pain and castration, will it? Shucks..
 #79 
Old 2008-11-28, 04:14
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TOTALLY the same thing. Oh wait, licking an ass wont equal pain and castration, will it? Shucks..

It was the principle. Point was you can dismiss certain things before trying them.
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Old 2008-11-28, 04:19
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It was the principle. Point was you can dismiss certain things before trying them.

you ain't normal
 #81 
Old 2008-11-28, 04:27
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It was the principle. Point was you can dismiss certain things before trying them.

I'm pretty sure licking a squeeky clean asshole of a gorgeous babe won't maim you permanantly you foolish fucking retard.
 #82 
Old 2008-11-28, 04:29
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I'm pretty sure licking a squeeky clean asshole of a gorgeous babe won't maim you permanantly you foolish fucking retard.

lol I didn't say anything like that. All I'm saying is that I REALLY doubt I would enjoy licking an asshole. To each his own I guess.
 #83 
Old 2008-11-28, 04:39
Acolyte
 
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To each his own I guess.

Really? Cause that isn't what you we're saying before.

ople don't like licking asshole. They don't want to taste shit, you poopoo eating ass licking freak.

Admit it. You're all out of things to say. You're just a fucking loser. Like a toddler that found his daddy's gun, and decided to go on a shooting spree, maniacly shooting everything in sight. Then they call in the swat team and you get fucking tazed. You're out runned, out gunned, and OUT CLASSED mother FUCKER.
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Old 2008-11-28, 04:43
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Really? Cause that isn't what you we're saying before.

Admit it. You're all out of things to say. You're just a fucking loser. Like a toddler that found his daddy's gun, and decided to go on a shooting spree, maniacly shooting everything in sight. Then they call in the swat team and you get fucking tazed. You're out runned, out gunned, and OUT CLASSED mother FUCKER.

lol, If you're gonna quote me to prove a point, you should at least use the entire quote. Or at LEAST the entire sentence. I bet I could cut some words out of your posts to alter the things you say. What I said was:
"Thats why normal people don't like licking asshole. They don't want to taste shit, you poopoo eating ass licking freak"

And I still stand by that. To each his own. But eating asshole still isn't normal. I really doubt the majority of people have done that. So go fuck yourself. And I'm not even close to out of things to say. You wanna flame each other some more? Or maybe you wanna see me derail the thread? Just say the word faggot.
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Old 2008-11-28, 04:53
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lol, If you're gonna quote me to prove a point, you should at least use the entire quote. Or at LEAST the entire sentence. I bet I could cut some words out of your posts to alter the things you say. What I said was:
"Thats why normal people don't like licking asshole. They don't want to taste shit, you poopoo eating ass licking freak"

And I still stand by that. To each his own. But eating asshole still isn't normal. I really doubt the majority of people have done that. So go fuck yourself. And I'm not even close to out of things to say. You wanna flame each other some more? Or maybe you wanna see me derail the thread? Just say the word faggot.

I didn't realize the word got cut off. The reason I only posted that sentence was because I thought it was the only one relevant to my responce, and also so you'd be aware of what I was referring to. Also. Go ahead. "Flame" me. Truth be told, I will always win. There's nothing you can say to hurt me. I'm happy, secure, and there's nothing you can say that would change the way I think or feel. You're an insecure emotionally and socially challenged cum stain that fucks toasters. And if I weren't as secure as I am, I'd take solace in that.
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Old 2008-11-28, 04:58
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I didn't realize the word got cut off. The reason I only posted that sentence was because I thought it was the only one relevant to my responce, and also so you'd be aware of what I was referring to. Also. Go ahead. "Flame" me. Truth be told, I will always win. There's nothing you can say to hurt me. I'm happy, secure, and there's nothing you can say that would change the way I think or feel. You're an insecure emotionally and socially challenged cum stain that fucks toasters. And if I weren't as secure as I am, I'd take solace in that.

Haha, so far from my perspective you seem to be more insecure then myself. Getting all upset and butthurt when people criticize your asshole sucking fetish. I on the other hand posted extremely graphic pics of my penis along with an embarrassing story, knowing I was going to be flamed non stop. Speaking of which, over 10,000 people have now seen. I think its pretty hilarious. I'm good looking in real life, and am not socially challenged in the slightest.

Nothing you say can hurt me either ass sucker. And I use that insult in a literal sense.
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Old 2008-11-28, 04:59
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I didn't realize the word got cut off. The reason I only posted that sentence was because I thought it was the only one relevant to my responce, and also so you'd be aware of what I was referring to. Also. Go ahead. "Flame" me. Truth be told, I will always win. There's nothing you can say to hurt me. I'm happy, secure, and there's nothing you can say that would change the way I think or feel. You're an insecure emotionally and socially challenged cum stain that fucks toasters. And if I weren't as secure as I am, I'd take solace in that.

To be fair, there's nothing you can say to offend him that he hasn't already considered by himself...

In this derailing flame war, In bloom enjoys attention, and having an effect on people, whilst you enjoy feeling secure about the good things you have.

Win win, except for all the people in this thread who actually want to talk about arse licking...that is.
 #88 
Old 2008-11-28, 05:02
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To be fair, there's nothing you can say to offend him that he hasn't already considered by himself...

In this derailing flame war, In bloom enjoys attention, and having an effect on people, whilst you enjoy feeling secure about the good things you have.

Win win, except for all the people in this thread who actually want to talk about arse licking...that is.

If you've got something to contribute about ass licking go ahead.
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Old 2008-11-28, 05:03
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To be fair, there's nothing you can say to offend him that he hasn't already considered by himself...

In this derailing flame war, In bloom enjoys attention, and having an effect on people, whilst you enjoy feeling secure about the good things you have.

Win win, except for all the people in this thread who actually want to talk about arse licking...that is.

lol, spot on.
 #90 
Old 2008-11-28, 05:06
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lol, spot on.

sucessfully hi jacked!
 #91 
Old 2008-11-28, 06:48
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If you've got something to contribute about ass licking go ahead.

I do. It tastes like a nipple and women really REALLY appreciate it. Guess what else is in the vicinity.. the cooter! Nothing wiggles around like a woman with a tongue all over her crotch and ass.
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Old 2008-11-28, 07:56
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I do. It tastes like a nipple and women really REALLY appreciate it. Guess what else is in the vicinity.. the cooter! Nothing wiggles around like a woman with a tongue all over her crotch and ass.
i concur with that one buddy
ive only ever licked one asshole and that was the girl i lost my virginity to
i did it quite frequently because she enjoyed immensely
and i never got sick or felt like i had just eaten a turd
i feel a little sorry for the people with closed minds that wont even think about trying something new
all im saying is make sure that bitch knows how to clean herself
im pretty sure most girls dig it
 #93 
Old 2008-11-28, 16:10
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I do. It tastes like a nipple and women really REALLY appreciate it. Guess what else is in the vicinity.. the cooter! Nothing wiggles around like a woman with a tongue all over her crotch and ass.

Ever try to tongue fuck her ass while nuzzling your nose in her pussy/clit?
 #94 
Old 2008-11-28, 17:18
pyroman5000 pyroman5000 is offline
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Ever try to tongue fuck her ass while nuzzling your nose in her pussy/clit?

Part of my routine, man.
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Old 2008-11-28, 17:31
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there's only a few girls, absolutely gorgeous wonderful women, who's asses I would eat, but i would love to grace these girls with my tongue.

like the chick from crystal castles.
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Old 2008-11-28, 18:43
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