so, i just spent about three hours alone in a car (parked) with a 16-year old nymphomaniac with a set of what are possibly DDDs. who likes me. and i did nothing.

i'm celibate by choice. no sex till marriage, and i don't really want to get married. so tell me totse, why do good things happen to people who won't use them. is it some cruel joke the universe plays to amuse itself? or is it just me?

faggotfaggotfaggot. She was prolly a fatty.

as far as the cruel joke thing. I have noticed that I get way way more chances for good pussy when I'm already committed. I usually take them anyway though.

16 year old with that large of boobs has to be on that mcdonalds diet.

OP is a faggot

You're gay / deluded.

And I really doubt many teenage boys envy a strict policy of celibacy.

so, i just spent about three hours alone in a car (parked) with a 16-year old nymphomaniac with a set of what are possibly DDDs. who likes me. and i did nothing.

sure you did buddy. and i bet right after that god and jessica alba invited you to be the guest of honour at a party at the playboy mansion, but you were all like, nah man, i'm just gonna go post on totse and shit.

sure you did buddy. and i bet right after that god and jessica alba invited you to be the guest of honour at a party at the playboy mansion, but you were all like, nah man, i'm just gonna go post on totse and shit.

you spelled honor wrong. I'm glad I got to be the first one to call the op a fag.

you spelled honor wrong.

American English =/= Proper English

sure you did buddy. and i bet right after that god and jessica alba invited you to be the guest of honour at a party at the playboy mansion, but you were all like, nah man, i'm just gonna go post on totse and shit.

i was expecting this, but oh well. btw jessica alba is not that hot.

if it makes you all feel better, let's assume that i'm a lying faggot troll. i'd still like more answers about the question i posed. why is it that good things happen to people who won't use them? the kids with all the smarts are too damn apathetic to do anything with the smarts, the physically gifted want to be sports stars (which are completely and utterly trivial). i would much rather have, let's say, a full ride to MIT.

American English =/= Proper English

proper = prudish [douchey]

why is it that good things happen to people who won't use them? the kids with all the smarts are too damn apathetic to do anything with the smarts, the physically gifted want to be sports stars (which are completely and utterly trivial). i would much rather have, let's say, a full ride to MIT.

you can't always get what you want,
you can't always get what you want,
but if try sometimes, you just might find,
you get what you need!

seriously, i have no real answer to your question, except to say the grass is always greener on the other side.

Gloat now,

But boy your gonna regret that later. Faggot.

Your gonna suck at sex.

come on guys. I was just making a stupid little quip. Let's not make this a big who spellz da wordz betta type of thread.

^^ valid point.

I don't think sex is all that much about experience. I mean it's really a pretty self explanatory process. a couple practice runs, a big penis and you should be good to go.

a couple practice runs, a big penis and you should be good to go.

a couple practice runs, some genetic luck that can't be altered and you should be good to go.

but seriously, the basics of sex aren't hard, but believe me when i say women talk about how good men are in bed: FACT.

envy of every teenage boy? i have no desire to be gay

pics or it didn't happen.

you can't always get what you want,
you can't always get what you want,
but if try sometimes, you just might find,
you get what you need!

seriously, i have no real answer to your question, except to say the grass is always greener on the other side.

thx for actually answering. that helps some. it might explain why "Just What I Needed" by The Cars has been playing in my head, but i really don't know.

You don't learn the ins and outs of the female form is a "couple practice runs".

Nor does a big cock automatically equal hot sex.

You sound like a virgin trying to convince yourself that you've got nothing to worry about cause a few times after you finally lose it you'll be all caught up.


OP: waiting till marriage is stupid. Sure, it was practical before birth control but now it's just dated and a good way to miss out.

You don't want to have sex till marriage and you don't want to get married. What're you afraid of kid. You sound incredibly insecure.

-F☺rd

You don't learn the ins and outs of the female form is a "couple practice runs".

Nor does a big cock automatically equal hot sex.

You sound like a virgin trying to convince yourself that you've got nothing to worry about cause a few times after you finally lose it you'll be all caught up.


OP: waiting till marriage is stupid. Sure, it was practical before birth control but now it's just dated and a good way to miss out.

You don't want to have sex till marriage and you don't want to get married. What're you afraid of kid. You sound incredibly insecure.

-F☺rd

I don't even know how many girls I've fucked. In the upper twenties. It's really not hard. Penetrate deeply with varying speeds, stimulate the clitoris, and last for at least 15 minutes and that's gonna do it for most girls out there.

usually take them anyway though.

Dick.

you spelled honor wrong.

it's not my fault you were raised on a bastardised, incorrect form of the english language.

Dick.

:( I know. It could be worse though. I could be gay like you. Sorry couldn't resist. There's no shame in being a fag.

There's no shame in being a fag.

i was expecting this, but oh well. btw jessica alba is not that hot.

if it makes you all feel better, let's assume that i'm a lying faggot troll. i'd still like more answers about the question i posed. why is it that good things happen to people who won't use them? the kids with all the smarts are too damn apathetic to do anything with the smarts, the physically gifted want to be sports stars (which are completely and utterly trivial). i would much rather have, let's say, a full ride to MIT.

preach on star wars kid

so tell me totse, why do good things happen to people who won't use them. is it some cruel joke the universe plays to amuse itself? or is it just me?

I would of posted this in "Oh The Humanities".

It's nothing important. What happened to you is something that could be related to as "good" to someone sooner or later... just more common in this case. Now, if you sat in a car for an hour with someone in their eighties and wrote about it like you are doing now you would eventually come across someone who'd call you a "fag" for not "tapping it".

In my opinion...

It's all a matter of interpretation of things. A matter of how one really is. Long rant, which I doubt most will not get or appreciate (hence why I'm making it short), short people are greedy fucking scum.

And I really doubt many teenage boys envy a strict policy of celibacy.

I think the envy he is referring to has to do with being in a car with a 16 year old with big boobs and it ends there. I doubt a lot of people would take this seriously if he titled this thread "Never want to fuck spent 3 hours in car with 16yr old with huge tits".

You must suck at fucking.

You must suck at fucking.

I guess I'm just a natural. I didn't realize you guys had to put in so much effort.

I don't even know how many girls I've fucked. In the upper twenties. It's really not hard. Penetrate deeply with varying speeds, stimulate the clitoris, and last for at least 15 minutes and that's gonna do it for most girls out there.

I guess I'm just a natural. I didn't realize you guys had to put in so much effort.

It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to be adequate.

Bet not half those girls remember you.


Edit: OP, did you not even kiss her? Groping that shit wouldn't break your vow of no sex...

Conclusion; you are a homosexual.

-F☺rd

Blah blah blah.
Why the fuck are you complaining about your choice of celibacy?
Totse does not care how big her boobs were or how fat she was. Totse also does not care if you have problems that you have the answer to.
This thread=Waste of time.

I don't even know how many girls I've fucked. In the upper twenties. It's really not hard. Penetrate deeply with varying speeds, stimulate the clitoris, and last for at least 15 minutes and that's gonna do it for most girls out there.

Sex can have so much more finesse and nuance than this briefly depressing summarization. Girls must get bored of having sex with you after a month or so.

You must suck at fucking.

Lol hes better than you and shut the fuck up Op.

Lol hes better than you

He must have been nice and gentle on your ass.

I think the envy he is referring to has to do with being in a car with a 16 year old with big boobs and it ends there.

Thanks, I didn't catch that one.

proper = prudish [douchey]

fuck you

I think, OP is a douchebag.

DDD - btw, not a real cup size.. She's probably an F and really, breasts that big are mostly fat.. So go figure.

all breasts are mostly fat

fixed for you.

Thanks, I didn't catch that one.

You're welcome.

Lol hes better than you and shut the fuck up Op.

lololololololol

u r teh ghay1111

real breasts that big consist of fat.

really fixed.

You're welcome.

Someday there'll be a special font for sarcastic type. Bold, Italic, and Sarcastic. That would be so useful.

(and yes, I know you were being sarcastic as well)

man your like one of those rare super ultra gay people.

Someday there'll be a special font for sarcastic type. Bold, Italic, and Sarcastic. That would be so useful.

(and yes, I know you were being sarcastic as well)

Hehe.
I like your idea for the sarcastic font type. I always thought a different font color (like red) or strike-through would be best to use for sarcasm.

Hey OP, so fucking what? You sat in the same car as a hot girl. Who gives a shit?

What happened during those three hours though? I've been alone with a girl in a car for two and we just talked and drove around and did nothing physical.. lol.

-a

i'm celibate by choice. no sex till marriage, and i don't really want to get married. so tell me totse, why do good things happen to people who won't use them. is it some cruel joke the universe plays to amuse itself? or is it just me?

you don't want to have sex until marriage.

you nevarrr want to marry

-> you nevar want to have sex?

at least you won't have any kids. thank you sir for your dedication.