Ok, I'm posting this cuz I know I'm not the only one. How many of you have ever smoked out with someone and then you get like totally paranoid as the high comes on?

I've noticed that a lot of times when I'm smoking with unfamiliar faces, my paranoia gets to me. It looks like everything is an innuendo and like everyone's talking about something very esoteric, then all of a sudden they're plotting like my death or something.

Anybody ever go through the same thing? I think I'm gonna call it the 'noids from now on.

I quit smoking because of stupid paranoia like that. I would always think I was going to die or some stupid shit like that.

Ok, I'm posting this cuz I know I'm not the only one. How many of you have ever smoked out with someone and then you get like totally paranoid as the high comes on?

I've noticed that a lot of times when I'm smoking with unfamiliar faces, my paranoia gets to me. It looks like everything is an innuendo and like everyone's talking about something very esoteric, then all of a sudden they're plotting you're death my or something.

Anybody ever go through the same thing? I think I'm gonna call it the 'noids from now on.

It is relatively common. You'll get them every now and then, but eventually it goes away.

If you notice that it tends to happen when you're with unfamiliar faces, then simply - only smoke where you're comfortable. Are you ever anxious/paranoid around new faces when you're sober?

Start buying weed with higher a cannabidiol percentage..........like you have a choice.

Realistic: stop for a while

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Yeah, i really dislike the come up from smoking weed, makes me antsy. Eating brownies is much more pleasant. ;)

I agree bud brownies are way smoother. I fuckin' love bud brownies, the only thing that sucks though is that I have to use my whole bag every time I make a batch, so I get more out my bag when I smoke with bowls and joints rather than making brownies. I'm going to make some though, once I have enough cash for about an ounce.

From time to time this happens when I'm smoking w/ unfamiliar people.

Solution: smoke more (tolerance will go up and you'll get used to "it") & learn to relax when you smoke.

Pft I've been smoking for about 4 years now and it only get worse in time. Your lungs eventually start to give in and you notice that you lose your breath a lot faster thereby making you even more nervous by panting and trying to catch your breath, and then your out of control heartbeat starts getting to you. It just sucks when you get older, dude. Stick to brownies kids! Brownies!

Or a vape

I quit smoking because the paranoia eventually got to the point where toking wasn't enjoyable anymore - always thought I was going to die of [insert X disease or other cause of death]. Just wasn't worth it.

I've been clean for about seven months now and might get back into it once I find a job.

i luvs weed

I don't think it's due to a lack of CBD. But the best thing for you to do would be eliminate whatever you have to be paranoid about. Or realize there is nothing to be paranoid about.

It's really annoying smoking with someone that's excessively paranoid. Makes you wanna punch them in the face.

I'm not talking about that kind of paranoia. I know what you mean like when people start freaking about getting caught, right? I've been around those, they are annoying.

I'm talking about like when you go home thinking "What the fuck just happened? Did that? What the fuck was that? *in towely mode* I got no idea what's goin' on... " You know what I mean?

Towley by the way, man, that guy always reminds me of me lol... I got no idea what's going on...

This was me when I worked at Applebee's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVMXSSCxYCs

I do know what you mean. I've been smoking for about 9 years. Sounds like you got some confusing bud. I used to get a lot of indica and sometimes it'd be really good and potent but still too confusing and paranoia inducing. I don't know why people say sativa makes you more paranoid. It was mostly indica that made me paranoid. Sativa is just happy happy happy for me. Some give more paranoia but nothing like some indicas I've smoked. Even with the paranoia strains, I don't let it get to me cause I know there's really nothing to be paranoid about.

If you're so confused and fuckekd up that you can't even realize there's no reason to be paranoid and it's just the weed, then you're smoking too much or maybe you should smoke something different. I normally avoid indica nowadays if I can.

Smoke some strawberry cough

Its common, especially for people new to pot. I've noticed after you've been smoking steadily for a year or two it doesn't really happen anymore.

when i was like 15 or 16 i would be at home after school hella stoned, too scared to open a bag of chips because the sound could have blocked out the sound of my parents coming home. silly times.

thinking about it, ever since i started vaping i don't really get paranoid much anymore..

Yeah, in MY TOWN they call that being a little fucking pussy.

You really live up to your name, huh. You go all the way.

lol, i don't understand why you have to be such a dick to everyone. you're just a hateful old bitch.

Yeah, in MY TOWN they call that being a little fucking pussy.

I lol'd. Jackass.

[QUOTE=stupid noob;10716150]Oh, and no, because I carry a pistol bitch. People tend to shy away from hitting the guy with a revolver on his hip.

Here's hoping the faggot overdoses.

You are fucking stupid.


OP you are an ignorant cunt. Your idea does not work. I've made meth as well as many other drugs several times, and I know for a fact that your shit doesn't work. Pull your head out of your fat ass

lol, i don't understand why you have to be such a dick to everyone. you're just a hateful old bitch.


He has a point though, from the sounds of it you are a little fucking pussy.

what does talking shit to people you cant see do for you? what the fuck is wrong with you people?

He has a point though, from the sounds of it you are a little fucking pussy.

You obviously haven't been smoking for four years, nor the potent good ass kind that I smoke. Obviously.

remember its all in your head?

Yeah, I used to get that all the time. It's a lot better than it used to be, but I used to feel like I had needles all over my leg, or something like that and it hurt really bad. I can usually smoke now without getting paranoid at all but I have to be in a comfortable situation.

Same thing happens to me, OP. I don't really get paranoid about getting caught anymore (I did for about the first six months of smoking, but it's been a few years now), or anything of that sort...but when it comes to my health, when I smoke, I do frequently become very paranoid. My heart starts to be very rapidly, so rapidly in fact that I'll think it's going to explode. Or my breathing will become shallow and I'll think that not enough oxygen is being delivered to my brain and I'm suffering brain damage, so I'll start to breath more heavily, consciously taking in every single breath, and then my chest will feel heavy and I'll start being paranoid about my heart popping again, et cetera... and on and on, in circles. It really does absolutely suck. It doesn't happen to me everytime anymore, but it did for a while. I ended up quitting for about 8 months because of it. I agree with whoever was talking about the indica vs. the sativa high...I personally enjoy the sativa more and become less paranoid because it doesn't affect my body as much, or at least I don't notice it... I also notice that a lot of the time when I've become paranoid, it's because I've smoked too much at once. Maybe try not smoking so fast, if that's what you're doing. Perhaps if you take in the THC too fast, it's just a little overwhelming for some people. And I don't think anything is wrong with you, or any of the rest of us paranoid types, I just think that some of us are more prone than others, due to personality traits, et cetera, to become paranoid while smoking.

This actually happened to me about a week ago, the worst time in a while.


I couldn't sleep, it was about 1:30 am...so I decide I'll smoke a little. I go fish out a nug of some alleged OG Kush from my pill bottle...pop it in the pipe, take probably...5 or 6 hits...but, not thinking it over, I did it all in about 3 minutes. I proceed to lay down on my back. You know when you pour pancake mix into a pan and at first it is a sort of lump, but then it soon begins to spread out? I felt as though my heart were doing the same, since I was on my back. It of course bothered me, and I figured that not only was my heart spreading out, but that, due to gravity, it would be harder for it to push up than to push down...so I turn over on my side to try and allow my heart to collect back into its natural shape...well then I feel as though my rib cage is a mouth, and one side of it is collapsing into the other, thus crushing my heart....I did this for about 2 hours...I thought I might be dying...but of course, I didn't. And that's what it always is. You think this, and that, and I'm going to die, no I'm not, yes I am, shit, I'm fucked, my heart, it's gonna pop....and then of course you never die. Keep this in mind. Nothing ever ends up being wrong when you get paranoid while smoking. This helps me to think of this...


1. Don't smoke too fast. Take a hit, not too big, wait a few minutes, see what happens, take another.

2. Smoke in a comfortable place. Personally, I hate smoking in cars. The paranoia increases tenfold when I'm in a car.

3. Have a glass of cold water ready. It helps to have something like this to soothe you, and it also helps take your mind off what you perceive is happening.

4. Like 3, have something to distract you. Play a video game, turn on the t.v. Go for a walk...but don't run...it'll make your heart beat even faster.

5. Don't make any sudden changes in your position. Example: if you're lying down and wish to get up, arise slowly...

6. This may be just a personal thing, but being in a cold place helps. Especially in a cold bathroom. I don't know why this helps me, but it does.



Ok, anyways...sorry about the long ass post.

I'm done smoking the herb for a while, I had a terrible panic attack the last time I toked. After not smoking for a month, I smoked half of a joint of some alright bud and it started with my heart as it always does, so I tried to convince myself that it was all in my head, which worked. But about a half hour later, in my stoned stupor, I convinced myself that smoking had made me schizophrenic. I couldn't get any sleep because when I closed my eyes I saw "childhood memories" and for some reason I thought that translated to schizophrenia. So I basically stayed up all night, scared shitless that if I tried to go to bed I would progress even further into schizophrenia. Not a pleasant experience. Fuck weed, all it does is make me stupid/hungry/paranoid.

And SN, you are a fucking asshole. You are a junkie, dick loving, cripple that gets off by showing an internet forum that you are good at chemistry. You are an asshole to everyone who isn't "as badass" as you. Wow, you are amazing, you take meth and stick needles in your arm, good for you. Get a life, faggot.

Cry some more bitches.

All of you faggots need to stay up for a couple days on amphetamines and then tell me that the paranoia from smoking too much bud is bad.

Yeah I used to get a little bit worried when I smoked weed but nothing like what you people are saying. It's just you get used to it after a while and it doesn't make you paranoid or anything.

try doing coke all night and then see how you feel.

just because yr paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you

I tell my wife that all the time. And, paranoia keeps us safe.