Right here's the plan.

Rather than going to bars or clicking through online adds, how about you do a really nice letter outlining your precise personality, what you are looking for in a partner, and a photograph. Then you mass mail them around to all the houses in the locality. I think this sort of proactive thing is perfect for finding the right partner in the minimum amount of time.

You could have people respond to your letter using a pre-stamped form, and send respondents further information including education transcripts, doctors letters, personal trainers reports, further photographs, etc.

I think this approach is a pretty fucking AAA way of meeting the right partner, right?

If I got one of these in my mailbox, I'd respond back with fake info, just to teach fuckers not to do this.

It's a great way to be known as a douchebag in the neighbourhood that you do the mailout in.

It's pathetic how unthought out that plan is.

This might possibly be the stupidest fucking idea I have ever heard. I guess if you wanted to be know as "that weird idiot" in your neighborhood this would be the way to go.

so your giving out information of yourself to people you dont know, with an address attatched, that live near you and can show up at your door, spy on you through your window, etc.


thats a pretty big risk. atleast online youre choosing when to give out your address to people.


but hey, go for it. im sure neighborhood is safe enough.