God this shit looks so fucking retarded, what the fuck is it even about? Retard flying vampires apparently. Retard vampires that fly around in the woods and fight each other. If I have to hear one more fucking preteen girl moaning and whoring about it I will fucking cunt punt them.

If you are "totally into" flying vampire movies you should fucking kill yourself.

Flying vampires > every other thing preteen girls like

Just another chick flick for vampire kids that drink clamato juice.

...and now a post from somebody who actually watched the movie.

it was pretty good in my opinion, not spectacular, but still pretty good. some of it was kind of meh. like certain parts with bella were fucking annoying...and who the fuck decided that vampires in sunlight look like they've got glitter sprinkled all over them. wtf? but the overall finished product wasn't half bad and i actually enjoyed watching it.

i havn't read the books, but i think i might give them a try after watching the movie.

I heard it sucks. I've heard even all the little fangirls think it's bad. Now that's pretty pathetic.

The sad part is I actually know what this is...

...and who the fuck decided that vampires in sunlight look like they've got glitter sprinkled all over them...

Since when did vampires ever do anything other than die in sunlight?

Since when did vampires ever do anything other than die in sunlight?

They wash all of their dishes in the sunlight.

it was alright..about 5% action and 95% love story/filler/watching the vamp and the girl get to know each other.

-no vampire had any fangs
-they weren't flying they were jumping from tree to tree
-the dr/father vamp was the coolest
-now vamps have skin like diamonds that look like sparkles in the light
-vamps are so strong that they have to play baseball in a thunderstorm because whenever they hit the ball it flies so fast it breaks the sound barrier and the thunder covers it up
-the new girl in school (main chick character) instantly has 300 friends as soon as she steps on the schools property

that's about all

also the main chick and the main vamp blinks and makes way too many breathing noises in the movie. also the chick makes fucking ridiculous facial expressions that are annoying.

I give it a 4/10 because its 95% love story

-vamps are so strong that they have to play baseball in a thunderstorm because whenever they hit the ball it flies so fast it breaks the sound barrier and the thunder covers it up

...the fuck?

Since when did vampires ever do anything other than die in sunlight?

In Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dracula could go out in daylight but his powers were weakened during that time.

...the fuck?

I don't know...thats what they do in the movie

They wash all of their dishes in the sunlight.
hahaha

-the new girl in school (main chick character) instantly has 300 friends as soon as she steps on the schools property

I happen to live in Forks, Washington. The people here are not that retarded.

The books are actually really good. Give them a shot. My girlfriend made me read the first one and I loved it.

Looks like same movie as "The Covenant" that came out not too long ago, doesn't look particularly good.

basically about a vampie who wants eat his girl friend. Its the dumbest thing i've ever seen.

Okay... i actually haven't seen the movie nor read the books. BUT there is a girl in my school among many that makes me want to cut my ears of andf eed them to my cat whenever she talks about this gay, piece of shit book/movie/gayshit. The writer of twilight MAY have made a fortune off of the series but they might as well just kill themselves. FUCK TWILIGHT!!!

um....wheres that black motherfucker wesley snipes?
put him in this small all white town and see how many people shit themselves a brown mess.

He is in prison for tax evasion.

i was told about this movie and directed to a trailer as soon as i saw that it was PG 14 i automaticaly new it was gonna be shit..

There is only 3 good vampire movies and they ALL have Wesly Snipes.
Blade 1
Blade 2
Blade Trinity

Thats it.

QFT hahaha

"we are not vampire kids, were fucking goth."

:p

OP- you should open your mind before you just go on an ignorant rant. you are completely entitled to feel the way you do but perhaps you should watch the movie first or hell READ THE BOOK because its way better than the movie to begin with. it's actually a pretty interesting look into the lore of vampires and their relationship to humans on top of that it has an interested and complex romance layered with some intense action.

Your balls,


Where are they?

ok im not a girl but my girlfriend wanted to see it so we went and i honestly can say that it was a good chick-chick flick. to be honest i wasnt expecting much but i thought that it had pretty good character development so ide give it a 6 out of ten but the truth is a lot of it was love/drama not action.

Your balls,


Where are they?

You should have asked me that last night when i was with your mom.

You should have asked me that last night when i was with your mom.

I like to let the suspense build up.

seeing the movie while you're baked off you're ass is a good way of enjoying it

never read the books but i did think it wasnt too bad a flick
by the way that chick in the movie is fucking hot

i thought that was a fear.net movie

Blade Trinity

blade trinity fucking sucks

i thought that was a fear.net movie



blade trinity fucking sucks

blade 2 and blade trinity sucked balls

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blade trinity fucking sucks

It did, same with the sequels, just like the matrix.

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I happen to live in Forks, Washington. The people here are not that retarded.

I feel sorry for you. my gf lives in Port Angeles and has told be about the awkward craziness that exists over there.

Unfortunately she's a fangirl of this stuff.

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I lol'd.

If I got a dollar everytime I heard a pre-teen go on about this twilight shit, I'd be richer than Bill Gates.

In Bram Stoker's Dracula, Dracula could go out in daylight but his powers were weakened during that time.

yeah, i was about to mention this
and stoker was pretty much the first to publish a recongnised book containing most of the folklore about vampires. so i'd say its the ground rules to follow for any text about vampires.

yeah, i was about to mention this
and stoker was pretty much the first to publish a recongnised book containing most of the folklore about vampires. so i'd say its the ground rules to follow for any text about vampires.

Meh.

I like seeing different peoples' takes on how vampires should be.

I think the best ideas came from Anne Rice And White Wolf. You're right though, they borrow a lot from Dracula.

Useless contribution: I used to have this friend in Missouri that I'd talk to on aim. I said some stuff that pissed her off, now she doesn't talk to me. I was down about it for a while, but now she's fucking obsessed with Twilight and can't stop talking about it. She's 28 years old. I'm really glad I pissed her off.

http://www.twilightsucks.com/

Keep the hate flowing.

"Although most of us admittely are 'antis' or 'haters' there are actually some of us that are in fact ‘Twilighters’ — fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character. Which is the TRUE initial purpose of our site; approached in light parody and satire of popular fascist fansites such as the TwilightLexicon.com, BellaAndEdward.com, and HisGoldenEyes.com."

So it's supported by fans of Twilight. Shitty website.

"Although most of us admittely are 'antis' or 'haters' there are actually some of us that are in fact ‘Twilighters’ — fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character. Which is the TRUE initial purpose of our site; approached in light parody and satire of popular fascist fansites such as the TwilightLexicon.com, BellaAndEdward.com, and HisGoldenEyes.com."

So it's supported by fans of Twilight. Shitty website.

I have never read one of the books but i enjoyed the movie

apparently they already talking about a sequel
and as long as that chick is in it i'll watch it
she was hawt

Twilight - Vampire story
w/:No blood.
No gore.
Lacked action.
Too mushy.

Did I say its a vampire story? x_x