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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-11-23, 15:25
Japanese Giraffe Japanese Giraffe is offline
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Default My friend is 24yr virgin

I had no idea until we were talking about girls and he said that he was still a virgin at 24 yrs old. I know he didn't have a girlfriend in sometime but I was still suprised.
He really needs to get laid badly, I want to help him find a girl but I'm not sure on how to do so.

What's the best way to get my friend without going to a prostitute?
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Old 2008-11-23, 15:28
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Originally Posted by Japanese Giraffe
I had no idea until we were talking about girls and he said that he was still a virgin at 24 yrs old. I know he didn't have a girlfriend in sometime but I was still suprised.
He really needs to get laid badly, I want to help him find a girl but I'm not sure on how to do so.

What's the best way to get my friend without going to a prostitute?


Why dont you share you girlfriend you selfish bastard? You wanna help your friend, you obviously have been laid and have some connections........Hook him up phatty Cool
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Old 2008-11-23, 16:12
OxyDust OxyDust is offline
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I'm 22 and still a virgin. I'm still trying to figure out if it's a curse or a gift...Confused
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Old 2008-11-23, 16:23
Nitronick Nitronick is offline
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

Chinese massage parlour.
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Old 2008-11-23, 17:32
Dream of the iris Dream of the iris is offline
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

18 year old girl. I know it sounds loserish but at least he wouldn't be paying for sex so its not too terribly bad and if you find one that's really hot then it will certainly make up for the age gap. Young girls like older guys, especially ones that can by them booze and who live in their own place because all they want to do is piss their parents off but at the same time they want security. Older guys can provide an alternative to their parents so they go for that. As long as your friend can talk and say a decent joke or two, he'll probably get some.
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Old 2008-11-23, 18:12
awesomeidiot awesomeidiot is offline
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

This sounds awfully similar to when girls say, "Oh, I have this one "friend" who's pregnant."
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Old 2008-11-23, 18:27
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

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This sounds awfully similar to when girls say, "Oh, I have this one "friend" who's pregnant."


I guess you haven't seen a pic of Japanese Giraffe
 #8 
Old 2008-11-23, 18:37
WorldFavor WorldFavor is offline
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

Well then do him a favor and bend him over the table....
 #9 
Old 2008-11-23, 20:11
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

Don't help him solve the symptoms, help him solve the problem.
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Old 2008-11-23, 21:27
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

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Originally Posted by OxyDust
I'm 22 and still a virgin. I'm still trying to figure out if it's a curse or a gift...Confused


It's a curse when you want sex. a gift when you don't.
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Old 2008-11-23, 21:40
area 51 trespasser area 51 trespasser is offline
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

It's a curse when you want sex. a gift when you don't.

i say it's a curse both ways
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Old 2008-11-23, 21:44
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It's a curse when you want sex. a gift when you don't.

don't be such a negative nancy
 #13 
Old 2008-11-23, 21:54
pyroman5000 pyroman5000 is offline
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Women like virgins. They dont have to do as much to get you whipped.
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Old 2008-11-23, 22:21
colorsoc colorsoc is offline
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

Get "him" a hobby with exposure to lots of people.
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Old 2008-11-23, 23:28
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Get "him" a hobby with exposure to lots of people.


Examples?
 #16 
Old 2008-11-23, 23:35
colorsoc colorsoc is offline
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A sport, any type of club, volunteer work, some sort of class (ex:glassblowing or cooking), a job
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Old 2008-11-23, 23:38
aliveupguy aliveupguy is offline
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

Pay a hooker to fuck him, but tell her to not let him find out that shes a hooker.
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Old 2008-11-23, 23:39
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

Examples?
Wait, are you trying to get him laid or trying to keep him a virgin?
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Old 2008-11-23, 23:42
colorsoc colorsoc is offline
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Default Re: My friend is 24yr virgin

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Pay a hooker to fuck him, but tell her to not let him find out that shes a hooker.


Do this! Good for him and if he turns into some cocky douche fag you can knock him down a few levels.
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Old 2008-11-23, 23:43
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Pay a hooker to fuck him, but tell her to not let him find out that shes a hooker.


like in 'cable guy' Confused
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Old 2008-11-24, 00:28
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Groovy.
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Originally Posted by aliveupguy
Pay a hooker to fuck him, but tell her to not let him find out that shes a hooker.


Have you watched Tarantino's "True Romance"?

He didn't direct it, but he wrote the script.
 #22 
Old 2008-11-24, 00:29
aliveupguy aliveupguy is offline
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^Haven't seen either cable guy or the thing you mentioned.
 
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