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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-11-23, 15:25
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Japanese Giraffe 
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My friend is 24yr virgin
I had no idea until we were talking about girls and he said that he was still a virgin at 24 yrs old. I know he didn't have a girlfriend in sometime but I was still suprised.
He really needs to get laid badly, I want to help him find a girl but I'm not sure on how to do so.
What's the best way to get my friend without going to a prostitute?
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#2
 2008-11-23, 15:28
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
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Originally Posted by Japanese Giraffe
I had no idea until we were talking about girls and he said that he was still a virgin at 24 yrs old. I know he didn't have a girlfriend in sometime but I was still suprised.
He really needs to get laid badly, I want to help him find a girl but I'm not sure on how to do so.
What's the best way to get my friend without going to a prostitute?
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Why dont you share you girlfriend you selfish bastard? You wanna help your friend, you obviously have been laid and have some connections........Hook him up phatty 
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#3
 2008-11-23, 16:12
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
I'm 22 and still a virgin. I'm still trying to figure out if it's a curse or a gift... 
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#4
 2008-11-23, 16:23
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
Chinese massage parlour.
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#5
 2008-11-23, 17:32
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
18 year old girl. I know it sounds loserish but at least he wouldn't be paying for sex so its not too terribly bad and if you find one that's really hot then it will certainly make up for the age gap. Young girls like older guys, especially ones that can by them booze and who live in their own place because all they want to do is piss their parents off but at the same time they want security. Older guys can provide an alternative to their parents so they go for that. As long as your friend can talk and say a decent joke or two, he'll probably get some.
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#6
 2008-11-23, 18:12
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
This sounds awfully similar to when girls say, "Oh, I have this one "friend" who's pregnant."
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#7
 2008-11-23, 18:27
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
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Originally Posted by awesomeidiot
This sounds awfully similar to when girls say, "Oh, I have this one "friend" who's pregnant."
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I guess you haven't seen a pic of Japanese Giraffe
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#8
 2008-11-23, 18:37
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
Well then do him a favor and bend him over the table....
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#9
 2008-11-23, 20:11
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
Don't help him solve the symptoms, help him solve the problem.
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#10
 2008-11-23, 21:27
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
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Originally Posted by OxyDust
I'm 22 and still a virgin. I'm still trying to figure out if it's a curse or a gift... 
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It's a curse when you want sex. a gift when you don't.
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#11
 2008-11-23, 21:40
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area 51 trespasser 
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
It's a curse when you want sex. a gift when you don't.
i say it's a curse both ways
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#12
 2008-11-23, 21:44
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
It's a curse when you want sex. a gift when you don't.
don't be such a negative nancy
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#13
 2008-11-23, 21:54
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
Women like virgins. They dont have to do as much to get you whipped.
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#14
 2008-11-23, 22:21
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colorsoc 
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
Get "him" a hobby with exposure to lots of people.
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#15
 2008-11-23, 23:28
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Originally Posted by colorsoc
Get "him" a hobby with exposure to lots of people.
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Examples?
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#16
 2008-11-23, 23:35
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colorsoc 
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
A sport, any type of club, volunteer work, some sort of class (ex:glassblowing or cooking), a job
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#17
 2008-11-23, 23:38
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
Pay a hooker to fuck him, but tell her to not let him find out that shes a hooker.
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#18
 2008-11-23, 23:39
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Examples?
Wait, are you trying to get him laid or trying to keep him a virgin?
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#19
 2008-11-23, 23:42
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colorsoc 
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Originally Posted by aliveupguy
Pay a hooker to fuck him, but tell her to not let him find out that shes a hooker.
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Do this! Good for him and if he turns into some cocky douche fag you can knock him down a few levels.
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#20
 2008-11-23, 23:43
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Originally Posted by aliveupguy
Pay a hooker to fuck him, but tell her to not let him find out that shes a hooker.
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like in 'cable guy' 
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#21
 2008-11-24, 00:28
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Originally Posted by aliveupguy
Pay a hooker to fuck him, but tell her to not let him find out that shes a hooker.
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Have you watched Tarantino's "True Romance"?
He didn't direct it, but he wrote the script.
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#22
 2008-11-24, 00:29
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Re: My friend is 24yr virgin
^Haven't seen either cable guy or the thing you mentioned.
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