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Money Money Money... Finances, money, investing, saving, getting a job, anything to do with the green stuff that makes the world go around.

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  #1   Add mayor of monkey town to your ignore list  
Old 2008-11-23, 15:17
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Default How do you strap your cash to your body?

I used to use a wallet until i got pack into the poker circuit, which means im holding alot more cash.

Wallets are alright, but having a money clip is sweet.
Sometimes i dont like using it, because i spend alot of time in sketchy places where flashing cash is a bad idea.

Anyone know some sweet ways to be carrying cash around?
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  #2   Add Ecto to your ignore list  
Old 2008-11-23, 15:35
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Up your ass. It's what I do, no one will ever look there.
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Old 2008-11-23, 16:46
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http://blog.kir.com/archives/images/money%20roll.jpg
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Old 2008-11-23, 23:14
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in my pocket. no wallet no nothing.
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Old 2008-11-23, 23:19
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Default Re: How do you strap your cash to your body?

- in your shoes, as in under the tongue
- taped to the inside of your thighs
- in your crotch
- up your ass
- hidden inside a pen
- hidden inside a shitty old nokia
- hidden inside your ass
oh shit that was twice
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Old 2008-11-24, 05:21
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I keep my money on a computer. That way I can print as much money as I want.

It doesn't quite work in Australia
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Old 2008-11-24, 05:29
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They have things called money belts. Money goes in a belt thing that's worn under your clothes or something. Travelers use them a lot.

I just use a wallet.
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Old 2008-11-24, 05:52
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http://www.eaglecreek.com/accessories/security_id/

I think that I want one of these belts.

Last edited by Euda; 2008-11-24 at 05:57.
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Old 2008-11-24, 12:32
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Default Re: How do you strap your cash to your body?

Im not scared about anyone stealing my money, i want a player way to carry it around - but so i can be discreet at times if need be.

A roll is a cool idea, i think i could dig that - but id have to carry a fuckload to make it happen.
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Old 2008-11-24, 14:56
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What's wrong with a wallet again?

Or if you like clips, but want to keep it discreet, why not use two or three of them?
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Old 2008-11-24, 15:15
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I just use my bad ass wallet.

It has battle scars. Torn corners, broken seam, ripped card pocket.

The thing is old, but it gets the job done without flaw.

I hate all these flimsy top-grain leather wallets, I like full-grain leather, but no snaps or chains or that. When I find another, I'll be all over it, but until then, I will use this one.

Go for a fanny pack. Neon colors are better.
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Old 2008-11-25, 03:51
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>Your armpit
>Your girlfriend's armpit
>Your girlfriend's vagina
>Your vagina
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Old 2008-11-29, 11:12
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Up your ass. It's what I do, no one will ever look there.
yes this
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Old 2008-11-29, 18:32
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I just walk around with it in my hand. I only take money when I want to buy something and when I want to do so I go straight to where I am to spend. I'm not about to risk losing my money.
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Old 2008-11-29, 20:54
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I just walk around with it in my hand. I only take money when I want to buy something and when I want to do so I go straight to where I am to spend. I'm not about to risk losing my money.
I hope you keep your hand in your pocket.
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Old 2008-11-29, 22:36
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I hope you keep your hand in your pocket.
He is trying to say he either doesn't have money, or his boyfriend's dick is referred to as "money".
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Old 2008-11-29, 23:22
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Nope, just walk around with cash in hand, unfolded. It's not like anyone is going to do anything about it.
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Old 2008-11-30, 00:05
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Nope, just walk around with cash in hand, unfolded. It's not like anyone is going to do anything about it.
You're an idiot.

Your mind will wander, and before you know it the money will disappear from your hand, only for you to find out about it a lot later when you decide to check if it's still there or use it.
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Old 2008-11-30, 04:18
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Wrap it in a handkerchief and tuck it into your underpants.
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Old 2008-11-30, 06:42
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Nope, just walk around with cash in hand, unfolded. It's not like anyone is going to do anything about it.
That's weird. You're just attracting attention to yourself, waving money around. Put it in your fucking pocket, idiot.
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