So I brought this mini rabbit vibrator the other day with my boyfriend.

I want to call it something so it doesn't sound so obvious while me and my boyfriend are talking about it.

Any suggestions? .. It's pink.

Pinky?

Small, Pink.

I was thinking more like...

Cotton Candy.
Magenta.
Fushia.
Rose.

It has a rabbit clit tickler.. so something to do with pink, small, vibrating or bunny.

Call it Molosh.

For some weird reason we named hers after my middle name: Helmut.

Nice and simple.

Shitting Dick Nipples.

MR pink

cause

a. it's pink
b. it's a character from a tarantino movie
c. it's not an uncommon name for a vibrator :)

"it".

Call it,

"The Pink Vagina Arouser"

Cunt puncher.

If you're a Python fan you could refer to it as the grail.........because you know...........the killer rabbit.

What was the name of the rabbit in Donnie Darko again? If you want to make your boyfriend think you're crazy you could try that one.

Roger Rabbit...

trix, after that bunny that wanted the cereal

Vlad the Impaler.

Do this, actually.

Do you mean talking about it between you two, or when other people are part of the conversation?

You: "Oh, boyfriend, remember when Bugs Bunny did that trick that made us feel real good?"

Him: "Lol, ya."

Random guy: "lolwut, you don't have a pet rabbit. explain these shenanigans"

call it 'The G'

actually i cant decide whether that would be good or bad

Mr.Happy

Vlad the Impaler.

Genius.

Call it Chichi.

Because me and your boyfriend are BFFs.

Reservoir Dogs?

My boyfriend made me watch that.. I quite liked it :)

OP, read this.

Do you mean talking about it between you two, or when other people are part of the conversation?

You: "Oh, boyfriend, remember when Bugs Bunny did that trick that made us feel real good?"

Him: "Lol, ya."

Random guy: "lolwut, you don't have a pet rabbit. explain these shenanigans"

call it alice, considering how much time it'll be spending in wonderland.

Oh nah I mean like msging/on the phone to each other so people wouldn't know what we were talking about if they happen to spy on us.

We wouldn't talk about it in conversations with people.

Just like... would you like me to bring cotton candy over... they will think i mean like food. :)

Vlad the Impaler.

this. great idea man.

how about:

The thing i use to clean my cunt hole with

:)

Roger

The clam hammer.

Call it: Brigadier General Thaddeus P. Westinghouse III

Name 'em "The Sodomizer"

Frank.

Cunt puncher 2008 Series 2

Fixed

Cadbury Cream.

call it the pink elephant it makes it sound like a expensive alcoholic beverage

joe:man remember when we did that stuff when we had the pink elephant that was awesome

etc. or w/e

Spiffy McBang. How 'bout that?

We call my penis Gerald.

THE PENETRATOR. The vag flexor

Thor.

"Thing that I insert into my vagina when I'm craving some sexual stimulation and my boyfriend is unavailable, smelly, or craving anal."