So about 5 weeks ago one of my friends got drunk with his girlfriend over at my house and ended up telling her repeditly to have sex with me. In the end we wound up in my room making out and then we did it. Afterwards we both felt a little bad about what happened and we told each other it wouldnt happen again bt she started giving me rides to work and we started to txt each other more and grow closer while her boyfriend who knew about it bought me food and ciggarettes and started to fix up my house then 3 weeks later it happened again but this time we decided to keep it a secret from her boyfriend and for that whole week she spent almost everyday at my house and then spent the night on friday when we did it 2 more times then when we woke up her boyfriend was in my living room talking to a couple other friends who had decided to spend the night as soon as i walked out he went in to talk to her but they didnt break up and me and her ended up fucking again later that day but i had ran outve condoms so i busted inside of her and then she let her boyfriend eat her out the next day. that sunday i told him i fucked her 3 times that weekend but he is still cool about it and the next day he gave me half a bottle of vicodin for free. for the rest of the week there has been alot of tension between her and me but i cant figure it out and when he found out he ate my unborn children he still didnt get pissed off and dump her but he did get a little mad. so ive been trying to figure out a way to get her to dump him for me but i need help. How can i be so lucky to get to have sex with a girl i really like and have her boyfriend buy me shit and not get super pissed that ive been fucking his girl but still feel like shit? this is confusing as hell and i need to stop hanging out with random people.

Paragraphs and when to use them (http://www.bobbrooke.com/WritersCorner/paragraphswhentouse.htm)

PARAGRAPHS AND WHEN TO USE THEM

Many people never learned how and when to use paragraphs. Most likely they learned that every paragraph should have a topic sentence, but that's where their knowledge of paragraphing stops. Below are some guidelines on when to create a new paragraph and their uses.

PARAGRAPHS ARE UNITS OF COMPOSITION. They help you organize your ideas so that they flow freely from one to the other.

Change paragraphs:

1. At a change of place.
2. At a change of time.
3. To show a specific case as related to your topic.
4. To change to a more specific time.
5. When the speaker changes.

Different paragraphs do different things.

1. Opening and closing.
2. Find subdivisions in your topic.
3. Provides support for your ideas.

EACH PARAGRAPH MUST HAVE A TOPIC SENTENCE--one that states its purpose.

1. Control the length of each paragraph by making it just long enough to support and develop the controlling idea.

2. Try to limit your paragraph to five lines--not sentences. If it's too long, break it down into a series of paragraphs on subtopics.

3. Vary paragraph length. A series of short paragraphs can emphasize a point.

4. Use one-sentence paragraphs to emphasize a point.

PARAGRAPHS ALLOW YOU TO:

1. Control your ideas.
2. Provide concrete examples, reasons and illustrations.
3. Comment on your ideas--give your opinion.
4. State your main point again in other ways.
5. Summarize for other people by stating what you believe or what you learned.

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thanks but i didnt need a grammer lesson

Now, capitalization
And Punctuation
Have never made me celebrate
But the simple fact is
You’ve got to practice
The rules so that you can communicate!

JAMES
Do we have to?

MARLA
Yes! Now listen carefully:

Every sentence begins with a capital letter!
And it usually ends with a period or a question mark.
Leave a space between words
You can read ‘em much better
Then check your work again to see if it’s right!

Every day of the week has a capital letter
Every month of the year, every city and country ‘round the world
And everyone’s name gets a capital letter
And so do books and songs and movies and plays!

A period comes
At the end of a statement.
A question mark’s for What? Where? Who?
But if you’ve got the notion
To show some emotion
An exclamation mark will do!

MARLA
Okay, kids, let’s play a game.
I’m going to read a sentence and you tell me whether it ends
with a period, question mark, or exclamation mark, okay?

KIDS
Okay!

MARLA
“Yesterday, I went to the zoo.”

KIDS
Period!

MARLA
Correct.“An elephant came charging right at me!”

KIDS
Exclamation point!

MARLA
Excellent ! "Do you think they’ll catch him?”

KIDS
We hope so! Oh, yeah, question mark!

MARLA
Very funny! Now, let’s review:

A period comes
At the end of a statement.
A question mark’s for What? Where? Who?
But if you’ve got the notion
To show some emotion
An exclamation mark will do!

Every sentence begins with a capital letter!
And it usually ends with a period or a question mark.
Leave a space between words
You can read ‘em much better
Then check your work again to see if it’s right!

Every day of the week has a capital letter
Every month of the year, every city and country ‘round the world
And everyone’s name gets a capital letter
And so do books and songs and movies and plays!

MARLA
Well done! Now, here’s another game.
You tell me if the word I say gets a capital letter or no capital. Ready?

KIDS
Ready!

MARLA
“Saturday.”

KIDS
Capital!

MARLA
Good. “Book.”

KIDS
Nope. Not that one.

MARLA
Right! “Harry Potter.”

KIDS
Capital! This is easy!

MARLA
I’m glad you feel that way…

JAMES
Look, I wrote you a note.

MARLA
For me? Thanks!… James, I can’t read this!

JAMES
It says, “This is fun!”

MARLA
Oh, next time, put a…

JAMES
…space between the words, I got it!


Available on Marla Lewis' song, "Every sentence begins with a capital letter!"

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Opening poster... not too bad... not too bad at all... but the part about waking up to find the shrimp-eater himself in your own living-room pushed it a tad too far, even WITH the "two friends slept over" appendix. I would warn you that this kind of blatant and reckless blunder comes perilously close to the edge, Sir. Let's not be skirting the rools of the Trolling 202 Handbook simply for convenience sake.

Plus too, this is actually an SG thread, and you really need to learn to group these animals into their proper cages or you could very well meet up suddenly with misfortune one day.

Waffler loves shrimp.



Fixed.

SG threads suck bawls.

i still find it funny as hell how hes reacting to the whole situation

LOL funny as fuck, the start of this thread was battering my eyes.

Ere mate, I dont get why the hell he's letting you get away with it? I mean any normal person would have nailed you to their wall by your ball sack - no offence.

If it was bothering me that much I'd just put them both on the spot when you see them together and ask them what the crack is...but then again I'd never get myself into that situation.

Just in case nobody got it yet, it's a fake story.

actually its all true if you dont beleve me ill give you mine and her phone # and shell tell you the same as me.

Go ahead and post it then, until you do you are a liar.

ok mine is 6167232294 my 2-way is 131*581*2335 hers is 6168895838 her 2-way 131*575*3056

her boyfriends # is 6168664611 ask him to

As if you're posting numbers on here you doyle...whether they're real numbers or not, you're a doyle mate.

You can get banned for posting phone numbers. I suggest you edit.

This is so the wrong forum.