Well we've all seen each other, now it's time to see what we settle for.

I'll update this with a photo when I get back.

Make sure you have their permission, that would also involve telling them about totse... ;)

I guess I'll go first. No, I didn't ask her, she is most likely sleeping. I'll tell her later though. I doubt she'll care, I mean, she has a myspace, any pedo can creep her on there.

These are from her homecoming that I took her too in October. She's a senior in highschool, 17. I'm 19.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/Salicious/hcl2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/Salicious/hcl1.jpg

Thats called rape where im from.....BOY!

Not married or anything, but here is just a picture I pulled off her facebook.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Rmaker/n508065022_981585_2671.jpg

That's not me, by the way.

That's not me, by the way.

Sure it's not.

Most recent ones on my laptop (http://tinyurl.com/6k5hrg)

I love this photo (jocks, I know, stfu) (http://tinyurl.com/5b5uau)

:( Can't wait to see her.

Thats called rape where im from.....BOY!

Where is your significant other? Faggot.

Your lady is pretty, arquin. :)

I can't bring myself to post photos on totse. Paranoia and such.

Thank you :)

Ha, I've always noticed that. You are quite paranoid, and at one point, I even thought you and Euda were the same person.

Live a little, be extreeeeeme, post a photo on an internet forum ;)

Thank you :)

Ha, I've always noticed that. You are quite paranoid, and at one point, I even thought you and Euda were the same person.

Live a little, be extreeeeeme, post a photo on an internet forum ;)

Haha, me and Euda are certainly not the same person. He is the only totsean who has seen my picture though. He's a cool bean. And you will never convince me to post a picture. :p

Fuck you arquin. :o

He's a cool bean. And you will never convince me to post a picture. :p

He is cool.

Maybe, maybe not. I'll work on a plan, you can't be that hard to persuade.

Oh and you have posted body shots...just not your face

Fuck you arquin. :o

Haha *uses all his strength to avoid making a gay joke*

oi but seriously mate, that bitch you're with is rate sick aye.

Haha, me and Euda are certainly not the same person. He is the only totsean who has seen my picture though. He's a cool bean. And you will never convince me to post a picture. :p

Have you seen Euda's pic? I have!

Yes do please get PERMISSION before posting, even if the photos are simply the ones off her MyPartyFaceBeboSpacey thingy.

Also remember that any picture you post immediately becomes public property forever. Consider also that , if you value your anonimity, that posting pictures of your partner is one more clue for any stalker to follow.

Finally, ensure any nekkidness is legal nekkidness and if you post nekkid pictures of your partner and your partner is blessed with a youthful countenance then TELL ME that they are infact 18+.

Have you seen Euda's pic? I have!

She sees sea shells by the seashore and has seen pictures of me where I'm not being goofy about football. Go Eskimos!

She sees sea shells by the seashore and has seen pictures of me where I'm not being goofy about football. Go Eskimos!

I'm going to have to head up Edmonton way again to speak for the Teacher's Association. I got drunk with their top people in Banff last week and they somehow decided that I had to speak at some sort of seminar. :)

Shut up, demoiselle. I meant to ask, is English your first language?

I meant to ask, is English your first language?

Yes, English is my first language; that being said, I'm technically illiterate. I went to my high school Literacy Test on shrooms and didn't exactly excel. :p

I went to my high school Literacy Test on shrooms and didn't exactly excel. :p

Fuck...I started laughing at that then swallowed a whole pistachio nut. But yeah, there's always something odd about your typing, I assumed you were French Canadian.

Fuck...I started laughing at that then swallowed a whole pistachio nut. But yeah, there's always something odd about your typing, I assumed you were French Canadian.

Yeah, my writing style is a bit unique. I prefer to write in a formal manner, but try to keep things conversational; it's a strange mixture. Also, I usually don't pay attention to what I'm typing at the time; my mind is often three sentences ahead of my fingers.

My amazing girl.

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm112/Decoy2222/1122082359.jpg

Not much to say at the moment, don't think I can get a picture of myself up.

http://a46.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/50/l_b82874afd29c9dbf22fe68dbbc949105.jpg
He's on the right, a little wasted I think.

http://a32.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_c6d94c71c0fa87a46aae0f05a2faaa4f.jpg
Oh lala ;)

looks like a bit of a scenester, but she'd still get racked

Yeah, my writing style is a bit unique. I prefer to write in a formal manner, but try to keep things conversational; it's a strange mixture. Also, I usually don't pay attention to what I'm typing at the time; my mind is often three sentences ahead of my fingers.

You know what it is, dude? It's the ";" dealies. What are they called? Semi-colons! Those little fuckers fuck everything right up.

Why am I awake at 9 am on a sunday? :(

Fucking gross

My amazing girl.

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm112/Decoy2222/1122082359.jpg


You might call this an "amazing girl" if you're into fucking chunky ugly bitches.






And finally, my heart and soul...

http://kids.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/NGKids/Image/downsyndrome-melissainpink-lg.jpg



ballsdeep my nigga

You know what it is, dude? It's the ";" dealies. What are they called? Semi-colons! Those little fuckers fuck everything right up.

Why am I awake at 9 am on a sunday? :(

He sounds so deliberate with what he says. Almost like a wise monk.

And because you're a loser...also got any snow yet? It's like nearly summer and we had 20cm last night.

He sounds so deliberate with what he says. Almost like a wise monk.

And because you're a loser...also got any snow yet? It's like nearly summer and we had 20cm last night.

I wish! The east coast is getting owned, southern ontario got like 70 cm overnight a few days ago, and the maritimes are getting crazy snow too. And here, we get fucking rain and +4. What the hell kind of crap is that? There's snow in the mountains though, so that is where I'm going. Soon. After finals.

And Euda is a wise monk!

I saw the picture of the house and thought, "Wtf, that looks like a house around me."

Then I saw the 727 and realized IT IS a house around where I live!

If that house is in Seminole, it's actually probably on a few blocks over, but it looks like a house further north closer to Largo.

God damn I've lived here too long if I can tell the difference in the houses by which town they're in...

Here he is :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/PANDEM0NIUM/lookingaway-Copy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/PANDEM0NIUM/nerf-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/PANDEM0NIUM/034.jpg

Way too handsome for me

No offense, I'm sure he's great, but doesn't this guy look a bit like a classic american douchester? Is his name Chad by any chance?

Not bad, not bad at all.
My amazing girl.

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm112/Decoy2222/1122082359.jpg

Not much to say at the moment, don't think I can get a picture of myself up.
Me and your missus where a similar hat, if I ever saw her I'd beat the shit out of her for copying me. Still give her one though.

Arquin, your girl looks like mine, except mine has brown hair.

And I think that my girlfriend is hot (obviously) so I think yours is too. Uh, yea

She sees sea shells by the seashore and has seen pictures of me where I'm not being goofy about football. Go Eskimos!

I meant the one Lauren sent me back when you two were dating.

*high fives*

Post photo?

I saw the picture of the house and thought, "Wtf, that looks like a house around me."

Then I saw the 727 and realized IT IS a house around where I live!

If that house is in Seminole, it's actually probably on a few blocks over, but it looks like a house further north closer to Largo.

God damn I've lived here too long if I can tell the difference in the houses by which town they're in...

Wow, that's fucking crazy, ya that house is right off starky.

Well, ah, you see, she doesn't know that I post on this site. If she did she prob's wouldn't be going out with me haha.


So, because of that, I ccan't get her permission, which would be breaking the rules.

At least, that's what my excuse is :p

You know what it is, dude? It's the ";" dealies. What are they called? Semi-colons! Those little fuckers fuck everything right up.

I love those sons of bitches. It's hard to beat a semi-colon; they let me tie things together, rather than having to toss in some filler.

There's almost no snow in the Banff/Canmore area! I wanted snow.

I meant the one Lauren sent me back when you two were dating.

Oh, she must have taken some pictures with her phone for people.

---

There's a girl in my life that I could call significant. She's a cute little blond girl with bright blue eyes and a wonderfully upbeat personality.

There's a girl in my life that I could call significant. She's a cute little blond girl with bright blue eyes and a wonderfully upbeat personality.

pics or it didn't happen

pics or it didn't happen

I'll e-mail you one, but you know my thoughts on posting photos.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/599/1227333878018crackhavenip9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


HIT - Doesn't Afraid of anything

MISS - Smokes ROCK and is on welfare.

There's almost no snow in the Banff/Canmore area! I wanted snow.


No way! There's snow on the mountains though, right? The websites better not be lying to me. I'm going on a skiing adventure to kicking horse, lake louise and sunshine right after finals. 4 days. I might die. It's going to be awesome.

kicking horse, lake louise and sunshine

Ohhh maaaan...I made two threads and derailed another, just deciding which on of these three to go to. These exact three. You get to go to all three? You're a...a... fuck! </3 I'm stuck with mountains with less than 600m vert.

Euda - ski/board?

OH dare I ask His MOS?

OH dare I ask His MOS?

How've you been bushy?

lol...Euda good guess about him being back.

Euda - ski/board?

I do both. I learned how to ski from my stepdad, he was Ski Patrol when he was younger, and I learned how to snowboard from a stepbrother, he taught snowboarding professionally for a couple years.

There's snow on the mountains and people are already out and loving it. This weekend is the first "good" weekend in the mountains and they've started the snow makers at COP. :)

I wanted snow everywhere though. :p

That sounds like a wicked trip. I'm doing the Caribbean thing right after exams; you go cold, I go warm.

Yeah, this. That is fucking ridiculous. I'm still in shock. Where did/do you go to school?

Haha, arquin come visit!!

Euda, Caribbean?! JEALOUS! I want to go to Mexico for reading week but noone wants to come with me, and Mexico is not somewhere I'm willing to go alone. Is Vegas tropical-ish in April? I think I have a week off between winter and spring semesters...

OH dare I ask His MOS?

35N10P... whatever the hell that means. He's been promoted since that picture too

thatsMYdog, your boy is fucking cute.

Here's my girrrfrannnnn. She's cuteee. This was on Halloween obviously.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v375/118/37/511296128/n511296128_1512001_3946.jpg

every time i speak to you, it seems you're seeing an insanely hot girl... even after years.

good for you sunshine. she looks gorgeous.

where's she at at the moment?

i'd post pics of the missus, but i doubt very much she'd like that very much... and it'd mean telling her about totse.

yeah he is... so is your lady :)

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc131/bbthechamp/n1147110019_30017653_769.jpg

girlfriend of 2 1/2 years on left. :)

you're a lucky man. she's well cute.

lucky is right. not quite sure why she has stuck around this long, but i'm damn happy she has.

this thread is lacking pics though. more people need to show off their other half!

The last 2 years of my life.

Prom a year and a half ago.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/Midgetpozer/promden.jpg



Him 2 years ago

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/Midgetpozer/hamster-1.jpg

i have no significant other, would any of the women of totse like the position?

Shave the unibrow and Ill talk to andeanbr for you.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/Praise_bucket/DSCF9298.jpg

Shave the unibrow and Ill talk to andeanbr for you.

post a pic of andeanbr first. i only accept good looking women, plus my unibrow isnt that bad. its only a little bit of hair.

post a pic of andeanbr first. i only accept good looking women, plus my unibrow isnt that bad. its only a little bit of hair.

She's cute. Look for her in the official 2008 picture thread. And seriously, the unibrow has to go. They are a big turn off.

She's cute. Look for her in the official 2008 picture thread. And seriously, the unibrow has to go. They are a big turn off.

there are like 50 pages..... post a pic. if she's cute and agrees to be my signifigant other i will shave it and post a pic. and if i dont maybe a mod can permaban me or something.

there are like 50 pages..... post a pic. if she's cute and agrees to be my signifigant other i will shave it and post a pic. and if i dont maybe a mod can permaban me or something.

Quit being lazy. You do it.

I can't decide if I want to post in this thread or not. Paranoia!!

Oh, just do it.

Go for it!

We're not officially together yet, but I hope we will be soon!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/adam.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/adam1.jpg

Omg, he is sooo hot!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y82/Chelseus/adam.jpg

Chillin' wit da hottiez.

I would but I'm not feeling too keen on him at the moment.

http://tinyurl.com/5knq2f

We just broke up recently... I miss him so much. Sigh. :(

Did he cheat on you?

Was it with a toaster?

Did he cheat on you?

Was it with a toaster?

http://www.disarm.se/data/bildunttext_nsfw/forced_meme.jpg

Did he cheat on you?

Was it with a toaster?

I don't know, maybe. I won't know till he decided to turn on his phone...

I don't know, maybe. I won't know till he decided to turn on his phone...

ouch.

Well I did do stuff with a toaster. It didn't turn out well.

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2175477

I don't know, maybe. I won't know till he decided to turn on his phone...

Sleep it off.

ouch.

Well I did do stuff with a toaster. It didn't turn out well.

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2175477

are you proud of it, or hoping that repeatedly posting pictures of your mutilated cock will earn you a spot in the totse hall of fame?

Sleep it off.

Good idea. Except she should sleep it off with me.

Seriously silverfuck you're probably overreacting. Phones do die you know, if you forget to charge them. That happened to me last week.

Sleep it off.

Yeah, you're right. I'll deal with it in the morning.

And in the spirit of not derailing the thread: arquin's girlfriend is gorgeous.

Good idea. Except she should sleep it off with me.

Seriously silverfuck you're probably overreacting. Phones do die you know, if you forget to charge them. That happened to me last week.

No, it's not that his phone's not on. He was home over the weekend and things were...weird. And now that I want to talk about it and all...he's gone M.I.A. Anyways, it's likely nothing.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/volcanbaru/l_17dc898b01e840eeb6f043745f9eb3b2.jpg

My gf - been dating her for 2 years.


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/volcanbaru/l_70593cd3530873438e5235d98351e44e.jpg
Moar

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/volcanbaru/l_17dc898b01e840eeb6f043745f9eb3b2.jpg

My gf - been dating her for 2 years.




MGM Studios FTW. Well it got renamed, but I will always call it that.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/volcanbaru/l_17dc898b01e840eeb6f043745f9eb3b2.jpg

My gf - been dating her for 2 years

nigger lover!!

nigger lover!!

I lol'd

every time i speak to you, it seems you're seeing an insanely hot girl... even after years.

good for you sunshine. she looks gorgeous.

where's she at at the moment?

i'd post pics of the missus, but i doubt very much she'd like that very much... and it'd mean telling her about totse.

Haha man...you don't actually tell her about it, o tell her you're posting it, you just pretend you did if jack asks :)

And she's in Nepal, trekking through some area I can't pronounce. She'll be home sooon. And uhhh...when she gets back, this will be the second time I've dated her. She's the one who cheated on me like...a year and a half ago, you remember the one yeh? *ashamed*

Oh well, I like taking risks.

Post photos mang, I remember your missus was mint last time we had this thread.

That would be Walt Disney, sir.

Yeah he look a little black thar.


Edit: That shit suck.....You know that Nepal is infamous for male hookers?

and was she the one who fucked the "big and muscular" guy at rave, eh?

It's ok, his eyebrows are like caterpillars.

That would be Walt Disney, sir.

Yeah he look a little black thar.


Edit: That shit suck.....You know that Nepal is infamous for male hookers?

Haha...that is bad. But Nepali men, are gross, and this girl is not one to indulge in hookers. After work, she'd walk over 2 hours every day just to go to an internet cafe to talk to me. We web cammed once and there was clearly a man hassling her and getting into her personal space/indecently touching her. lol...Nepali men aren't very seductive/attractive.

Although...haha, she said there are some really good looking ones, and they're sickly sweet. Like the dudes in chick flicks.

:( Now I'm paranoid again...FUCK YOU!

and was she the one who fucked the "big and muscular" guy at rave, eh?

Good memory! And yup. But if I were to be worried at all, it's about other volunteers/tourists. Like minded people, y'know...have a better chance than toothless Nepali men.

I was kidding about the hooker thing, lol.

But ouch, sorry man.

Hope she reacted back to that negatively.

Here's my girrrfrannnnn. She's cuteee. This was on Halloween obviously.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v375/118/37/511296128/n511296128_1512001_3946.jpg

You're way out of her league.

It's ok, his eyebrows are like caterpillars.

I didn't fall in love with him for his looks. Most women say that personality is more important than how physically attractive men are and it's usually bullshit. I was initially attracted to his personality and grew to love how beautiful he looked after we dated for a long time. There are exceptions to the rule.
He looks fucking amazing to me.

I didn't fall in love with him for his looks. Most women say that personality is more important than how physically attractive men are and it's usually bullshit. I was initially attracted to his personality and grew to love how beautiful he looked after we dated for a long time. There are exceptions to the rule.
He looks fucking amazing to me.

Sure doesn't sound like it. :(

No offense, I'm sure he's great, but doesn't this guy look a bit like a classic american douchester? Is his name Chad by any chance?

Well, I am all too familiar with what the classic american douchester looks like and I can assure you that he is far from it. His name is Sean.

No offense, I'm sure he's great, but doesn't this guy look a bit like a classic american douchester? Is his name Chad by any chance?

HAHAHA I caint stop fucking laughing. He totally looks like a "Chad"

http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp178/FuckingCuntBucket/2060323290a6331200086l.jpg

Here we go.

The picture is squashed

Shes cute, but is anyone else getting a bad vibe from that picture If i was in the MIB movie, i would probally make her a suspect

Shes cute, but is anyone else getting a bad vibe from that picture If i was in the MIB movie, i would probally make her a suspect

Hahahaha, not sure if I get it but it still made me laugh :p

I'm a shit boyfriend, but oh well :(

Shes cute, but is anyone else getting a bad vibe from that picture If i was in the MIB movie, i would probally make her a suspect

I don't know about bad vibes, but I'm certainly getting gay vibes.

You're way out of her league.

Uhhh no. What makes you think that.

I don't know about bad vibes, but I'm certainly getting gay vibes.

*Wonders whether this is good or bad*

*Wonders whether this is good or bad*

Do you consider alien eyes good or bad?

No offense, I'm sure he's great, but doesn't this guy look a bit like a classic american douchester? Is his name Chad by any chance?

Or Wes, or Chet, something... definately faggy and one syllable.

Uhhh no. What makes you think that.

She's nowhere NEAR as attractive as you.

She's nowhere NEAR as attractive as you.

Oh, well thank you. But which respective 'league' a person falls into has nothing to do with attractiveness. Generally it has to do with social and wealth class, and in that case she is wayy outta my league.

xxombie post a piocture of your ass. I dunno why, but I always got the feeling you have a nice ass.

This.

Here's my lovable retard...

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr10/ripstick_photos/ty.jpg

So thats the guy that won't fuck you?

He reminds me of Millhouse, snuggling up with his Puppy Goo-Goo.

I still say dump him. :o

I have the ass of a 12 year old boy.

I have the ass of a 12 year old boy.
Oh sweet Jesus, pix!!

*exited*

I have the ass of a 12 year old boy.

To a totsean that just might be the best type there is.

The dog or the slob beside it?

You didn't clarify.

He probably fucks the dog behind her back.

Because her vagina is unhappy.

And extremely loose. So loose he can't even manage to bust a nut in there.

And extremely loose. So loose he can't even manage to bust a nut in there.

Honey I should be offended but upon viewing your pencil dick I'm sure a virgin would feel loose to you.
Next time you're with a girl (if that ever happens) and you get this slight feeling that she's faking pleasure, just know that she is. And she'll probably tell all her friends and laugh about it later.

Honey I should be offended but upon viewing your pencil dick I'm sure a virgin would feel loose to you.
Next time you're with a girl (if that ever happens) and you get this slight feeling that she's faking pleasure, just know that she is. And she'll probably tell all her friends and laugh about it later.

I love you ripstick, truly I do.

Honey I should be offended but upon viewing your pencil dick I'm sure a virgin would feel loose to you.
Next time you're with a girl (if that ever happens) and you get this slight feeling that she's faking pleasure, just know that she is. And she'll probably tell all her friends and laugh about it later.

She just tore you a new asshole.

I love you ripstick, truly I do.

Thanks honey. What do you think of my lover? I'd like a female's opinion rather then these dumb fucks that say dump him.

She just tore you a new asshole.

Not really. I am larger then the average male in both length and girth. In that picture my dick looks skinnier then it actually is, so I don't really give a fuck what some internet slut thinks of it.

Thanks honey. What do you think of my lover? I'd like a female's opinion rather then these dumb fucks that say dump him.

I think hes got a grungy cuteness about him. But thats something I dig. Fuck clean cut, i like my boys shaggy.



Lol and what qualifies as an internet slut? Ripstick, are you squirting on your motherboard again?

I think hes got a grungy cuteness about him. But thats something I dig. Fuck clean cut, i like my boys shaggy.



Lol and what qualifies as an internet slut? Ripstick, are you squirting on your motherboard again?

Bad wording by me. I didn't mean she was an internet slut per say, but she is on the internet currently, and is a slut in real life.

Not really. I am larger then the average male in both length and girth. In that picture my dick looks skinnier then it actually is, so I don't really give a fuck what some internet slut thinks of it.


Oh my fucking god, you are so goddamn annoying.

Please, go the fuck away. I am tired of your inane "insults" and pictures of your pathetic dick.

Oh my fucking god, you are so goddamn annoying.

Please, go the fuck away. I am tired of your inane "insults" and pictures of your pathetic dick.

Err... Who are you? I don't recall ever reading your posts.

Oh my fucking god, you are so goddamn annoying.

Please, go the fuck away. I am tired of your inane "insults" and pictures of your pathetic dick.

Ahh what the hell. Pink smoke I do beleive I love you too.

Not really. I am larger then the average male in both length and girth. In that picture my dick looks skinnier then it actually is, so I don't really give a fuck what some internet slut thinks of it.

Don't try to make yourself feel better. Seriously if your dick was a big as you make it out to be, a girl would fuck you. But what's this... no you're fucking toasters instead. Come on now, it's tiny and you're compensating by intentionally mutilating it so the internet thinks you're cool. And if you don't care about the opinion of internet sluts, stop posting you pic all over the fuckin internet and asking what they think of your 'package'. It's sad and although i usually take pity on your pathetic kind, i feel no sympathy for you.

Not really. I am larger then the average male in both length and girth. In that picture my dick looks skinnier then it actually is, so I don't really give a fuck what some internet slut thinks of it.

It's ok, this (http://www.penissizedebate.com/images/doc/pencil_dick.jpg) guy understands your plight.

It's ok, this (http://www.penissizedebate.com/images/doc/pencil_dick.jpg) guy understands your plight.

Wow... that would be the one instance that anal sex wouldnt hurt.

Don't try to make yourself feel better. Seriously if your dick was a big as you make it out to be, a girl would fuck you. But what's this... no you're fucking toasters instead. Come on now, it's tiny and you're compensating by intentionally mutilating it so the internet thinks you're cool. And if you don't care about the opinion of internet sluts, stop posting you pic all over the fuckin internet and asking what they think of your 'package'. It's sad and although i usually take pity on your pathetic kind, i feel no sympathy for you.

lol the mere fact you associate having a big cock and getting with girls displays your feelings towards sex. Girls shouldn't bang guys cuz they have big cocks, they should fuck guys they like. In your mind you probably like anyone with a big cock and therefore fuck them. Thats because you're a slut.

And you can call my dick tiny, but just think how bad you're making all the people with dicks smaller then mine feel. Because according to statistics, I'm larger then average.

E: And I'm not saying all girls on totse are internet sluts. In fact, you're the only really slutty girl I know on here. You need to get fucked like 10 times daily and always want more. You are by far the biggest slut on totse.

Is that a sheltie puppy? Too blurry to be sure, but if so he has good taste in dogs and that automatically makes him more attractive.

I'm not a dumb fuck.

You're a dumb fuck for not dumping him.

Sorry Chichi. I actually really like you. You're the coolest bicurious 15 yr old I 'know'. Didn't mean to offend.

lol seriously, her boyfriend is either gay or finds her sexually unsatisfying. Or he could just be cheating on her.

lol the mere fact you associate having a big cock and getting with girls displays your feelings towards sex. Girls shouldn't bang guys cuz they have big cocks, they should fuck guys they like. In your mind you probably like anyone with a big cock and therefore fuck them. Thats because you're a slut.

And you can call my dick tiny, but just think how bad you're making all the people with dicks smaller then mine feel. Because according to statistics, I'm larger then average.

E: And I'm not saying all girls on totse are internet sluts. In fact, you're the only really slutty girl I know on here. You need to get fucked like 10 times daily and always want more. You are by far the biggest slut on totse.

Holy shit. Your thought processes are weak, at best.

Hey idiot here's a clue -

THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE WAS FUCKING GETTING AT.

Holy shit. Your thought processes are weak, at best.

Hey idiot here's a clue -

THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE WAS FUCKING GETTING AT.

...... Ok... mysterious stranger....

Its like I'm at a party and you keep jumping out of the closet yelling shit then running away again.

Or maybe you just have an E crush on the slut ripstick... aww... thats cute <3.

lol the mere fact you associate having a big cock and getting with girls displays your feelings towards sex. Girls shouldn't bang guys cuz they have big cocks, they should fuck guys they like. In your mind you probably like anyone with a big cock and therefore fuck them. Thats because you're a slut.

And you can call my dick tiny, but just think how bad you're making all the people with dicks smaller then mine feel. Because according to statistics, I'm larger then average.

E: And I'm not saying all girls on totse are internet sluts. In fact, you're the only really slutty girl I know on here. You need to get fucked like 10 times daily and always want more. You are by far the biggest slut on totse.

Do I get an award or something? That would be awesome.

I've been sleeping with the same guy for nearly six months. Not a slut. I love sex, I'm a nympho. I don't do drugs, I rarely drink. Sex is my addiction. Not a slut. I dunno about other girls, but large dicks feel better and hit all the proper spots. A small dick wouldn't satisfy me. Not a slut.

And you're right it's not always about the size of the dick. If they know how to use it, sex can be very satisfying with a smaller sized penis. Judging by the fact you stick your dick in hot appliances, you DON'T know how to use it, therefore you wouldn't be satisfying, and therefore you suck at sex. Even the toaster looked non-phased by your love making. In fact it burned you. Now if that was a woman instead of a toaster, she would have bit you just to make you stop your pathetic thrusting.

My advice to you is... practise practise practise. Keep fucking that toaster til you're ready for a real woman.

Do I get an award or something? That would be awesome.

I've been sleeping with the same guy for nearly six months. Not a slut. I love sex, I'm a nympho. I don't do drugs, I rarely drink. Sex is my addiction. Not a slut. I dunno about other girls, but large dicks feel better and hit all the proper spots. A small dick wouldn't satisfy me. Not a slut.

And you're right it's not always about the size of the dick. If they know how to use it, sex can be very satisfying with a smaller sized penis. Judging by the fact you stick your dick in hot appliances, you DON'T know how to use it, therefore you wouldn't be satisfying, and therefore you suck at sex. Even the toaster looked non-phased by your love making. In fact it burned you. Now if that was a woman instead of a toaster, she would have bit you just to make you stop your pathetic thrusting.

My advice to you is... practise practise practise. Keep fucking that toaster til you're ready for a real woman.

I lolled pretty hard at this. And btw, I only attacked you because you attacked me first for no reason.

...... Ok... mysterious stranger....

Its like I'm at a party and you keep jumping out of the closet yelling shit then running away again.

Or maybe you just have an E crush on the slut ripstick... aww... thats cute <3.

I'm not mysterious...you just haven't seem me in the, oh, DAY you've been a member.

And stop calling people sluts. It doesn't make you look cool - we all hate you.

Now go fucking rail some drano and DIE.

I'm not mysterious...you just haven't seem me in the, oh, DAY you've been a member.

And stop calling people sluts. It doesn't make you look cool - we all hate you.

Now go fucking rail some drano and DIE.

Calling people sluts? No. I called one person a slut. A person who happened to have said this http://www.totse.com/community/showpost.php?p=10720935&postcount=31

I'm also not trying to look cool. Thats why I posted an embarrassing pic, as opposed to my shotgun and drug collection.
I don't think you've ever done anything memorable on this site have you? How sad. I've been here a day, and already more people know me then know you.

You're a loser in real life, which is why you have an E crush on ripstick, and you're a loser on totse because no one knows who you are.

How embarrassing it must be, getting told off by a guy that fucked a toaster.

Calling people sluts? No. I called one person a slut.

I'm also not trying to look cool. Thats why I posted an embarrassing pic, as opposed to my shotgun and drug collection.
I don't think you've ever done anything memorable on this site have you? How sad. I've been here a day, and already more people know me then know you.

You're a loser in real life, which is why you have an E crush on ripstick, and you're a loser on totse because no one knows who you are.

How embarrassing it must be, getting told off by a guy that fucked a toaster.

Oh yeah, I would totally love to be known for saying idiotic shit.

And yeah, I'm the loser.

/InBloom

do i get an award or something? That would be awesome.

I've been sleeping with the same guy for nearly six months. Not a slut. I love sex, i'm a nympho. I don't do drugs, i rarely drink. Sex is my addiction. Not a slut. I dunno about other girls, but large dicks feel better and hit all the proper spots. A small dick wouldn't satisfy me. Not a slut.

And you're right it's not always about the size of the dick. If they know how to use it, sex can be very satisfying with a smaller sized penis. Judging by the fact you stick your dick in hot appliances, you don't know how to use it, therefore you wouldn't be satisfying, and therefore you suck at sex. Even the toaster looked non-phased by your love making. In fact it burned you. Now if that was a woman instead of a toaster, she would have bit you just to make you stop your pathetic thrusting.

My advice to you is... Practise practise practise. Keep fucking that toaster til you're ready for a real woman.

o rly??

i would never tell this story to friends or family. It's not embarassing, just disgusting.

When i was 16 i was, well a slut. I was partying at some house with a bunch of boys and a friend. Now this house was gross. Food, booze and cigerettes everywhere. The carpet stank of piss and the bedrooms had no doors. You could probably catch a couple dozen diseases from their bathroom. But regardless i was there and i was wasted. The boys kept feeding me captain morgans and passing round the beer bong.

I was making out with one of them and most of them were watching. Then a couple went to bed leaving just one watching. I vaguely remember looking at him and smiling and suggesting he join in. The truth was i was more attracted to him then the guy i was making out with. Anyways it turned into a threesome. Two best friends mauling a little girl in a digusting bedroom with no door. It was awkward and not very sexy. The first guy had a penis about the size of my thumb while the other was hung like a donkey. I paid more attenton to donkey dick.

Right in the middle, a third guy walks in. He watches for a while and asks to join in. I started yelling at him til he left. Then the two guys finished and we all passed out.

Worst morning after ever.

Calling people sluts? No. I called one person a slut.

I'm also not trying to look cool. Thats why I posted an embarrassing pic, as opposed to my shotgun and drug collection.
I don't think you've ever done anything memorable on this site have you? How sad. I've been here a day, and already more people know me then know you.

You're a loser in real life, which is why you have an E crush on ripstick, and you're a loser on totse because no one knows who you are.

How embarrassing it must be, getting told off by a guy that fucked a toaster.

seriously quit with the self deprecating flames. they don't really work.

^^Oh god, lol. Yeah, shes not a slut.

seriously quit with the self deprecating flames. they don't really work.

They don't work how? Do you know what my goal is? It certainly isn't to look cool or gain approval or friends.

Stop bitching you goddamn acolytes. Post a picture of your significant other or gtfo.

Calling people sluts? No. I called one person a slut. A person who happened to have said this http://www.totse.com/community/showpost.php?p=10720935&postcount=31

How embarrassing it must be, getting told off by a guy that fucked a toaster.

But dude.

You fucked a toaster.

Are you inbread or something?

But dude.

You fucked a toaster.

Are you inbread or something?

If I was in bread the burn wouldn't have been so bad.


lol.

Edit: Xxombie has a point. If you want to flame me take it to my thread.

I love bad jokes.

Edit: You brought it up here, therefore it's mildly relevant, and I already posted a picture

o rly??

That was two years ago buddy, and seriously the guys penis was the size of a thumb. That wouldn't satisfy my ear.

They don't work how? Do you know what my goal is? It certainly isn't to look cool or gain approval or friends.

go listen to nirvana

That was two years ago buddy, and seriously the guys penis was the size of a thumb. That wouldn't satisfy my ear.

Well apparently mine is a pencil, so we can't really trust your comparisons.

go listen to nirvana

Ok. I will. And post shit like this in the toaster thread.

Honey I should be offended but upon viewing your pencil dick I'm sure a virgin would feel loose to you.
Next time you're with a girl (if that ever happens) and you get this slight feeling that she's faking pleasure, just know that she is. And she'll probably tell all her friends and laugh about it later.
Holey shit, women actually do that?!

*Never has sex*

I've been here a day, and already more people know me then know you.
I bet I'm more well known than you, and I never had to stick my dick in a toaster. Something about mutilating my penis to be internet-popular seems a bit........sad?

Holey shit, women actually do that?!

*Never has sex*


I bet I'm more well known than you, and I never had to stick my dick in a toaster. Something about mutilating my penis to be internet-popular seems a bit........sad?

I know who you are. I had no idea who pink smoke was.

I also wasn't trying to get internet-popular, that was just a side effect. I had no idea this would end up online when I first thought about toaster sex. It just happened this way.

That was two years ago buddy, and seriously the guys penis was the size of a thumb. That wouldn't satisfy my ear.

Haha yeah, bringing up your story was a little unfair, but I remembered the post you made and it amused me.

I won't argue with you on the penis commentary. First off because I'm not a girl, but secondly because I can imagine how sad and disappointing that must be.

I suppose my point was that I found the comparison between the two posts kind of funny.

I think hes got a grungy cuteness about him. But thats something I dig. Fuck clean cut, i like my boys shaggy.


Yes amen to this. grunge gives a very sexy appeal and i fucking love it.

Yes amen to this. grunge gives a very sexy appeal and i fucking love it.

Suprisingly my current boyfreind is pretty clean cut looking. I really miss his shaggy hair though.:(

Because according to statistics, I'm larger then average.


this is totse homie. we're above average 'round these parts.

Haha man...you don't actually tell her about it, o tell her you're posting it, you just pretend you did if jack asks :)

And she's in Nepal, trekking through some area I can't pronounce. She'll be home sooon. And uhhh...when she gets back, this will be the second time I've dated her. She's the one who cheated on me like...a year and a half ago, you remember the one yeh? *ashamed*

Oh well, I like taking risks.

Post photos mang, I remember your missus was mint last time we had this thread.

christ, yer i remember you telling me about this. well, 'long as she's going to make you happy. and really, life wouldn't be any fun without risks.

hmm. will contemplate posting photos when i have some good ones of the two of us.

I know who you are. I had no idea who pink smoke was.

I also wasn't trying to get internet-popular, that was just a side effect. I had no idea this would end up online when I first thought about toaster sex. It just happened this way.

Holy fuck, you seriously need to stop bringing your retarded shit up in every single fucking thread thus derailing any mildly interesting conversation that doesn't have to do with your tiny mutilated cock.

Holy fuck, you seriously need to stop bringing your retarded shit up in every single fucking thread thus derailing any mildly interesting conversation that doesn't have to do with your tiny mutilated cock.

Damn isn't that ironic. If you didn't say that then I wouldn't have posted in here again. Take your own advice and stop mentioning it baby fucker.

Holy fuck, you seriously need to stop bringing your retarded shit up in every single fucking thread thus derailing any mildly interesting conversation that doesn't have to do with your tiny mutilated cock.

He's just a fucking attention whore. Probably some lonely kid who is just looking for any kind of attention. And I still call fake on his thread until I see said toaster with blood on it.

Until then, GTFO ma totse!

He's just a fucking attention whore. Probably some lonely kid who is just looking for any kind of attention. And I still call fake on his thread until I see said toaster with blood on it.

Until then, GTFO ma totse!

Your totse? You're a fucking noob. Stupid shit.

And finally, my heart and soul...

http://kids.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/NGKids/Image/downsyndrome-melissainpink-lg.jpg



ballsdeep my nigga

*Masturbates Furiously*

Better late than never. This is my new lady. She's the coolest person I know.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/Dark_Merchant/red538.jpg
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/Dark_Merchant/Amanda1.jpg
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/Dark_Merchant/Picture376.jpg
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/Dark_Merchant/darkangel220.jpg

Good for you, your girlfriend likes nekkid pics, did you ask before posting them on totse? haha

And for some reason (even though im not into girls) i found that third picture really beautiful... ok mayb not her neck/head right back like that but her body just looks.. beautiful. Good on you haha

Your totse? You're a fucking noob. Stupid shit.

please just fuck off.

please just fuck off.

Please keep feeding me. My hunger is not yet satisfied.

You're just jealous of my average sized cock, tiny nuts.

Please keep feeding me. My hunger is not yet satisfied.

You're just jealous of my average sized cock, tiny nuts.

lulz i love it how your e-penis now has a limit on its size due to the fact that we've all seen your (slightly mutilated) cock :p

please just fuck off.

This.

This.

moar, I demand moar.

Seriously if you're gonna say stuff like this at least throw in some insults.

moar, I demand moar.

Seriously if you're gonna say stuff like this at least throw in some insults.

Where's your toaster? I was expecting to see her in plugged into a hot electrical socket, or something.

*more appliance sex imagery*

moar, I demand moar.

Seriously if you're gonna say stuff like this at least throw in some insults.

We don't all have the fucking metality of five year olds and feel the need to constantly throw around bullshit on the internet.

You derailed this thread beyond fucking belief with your whining. Shut the fuck up. I can tell I'm not going to like you, you have far to much testosterone and feel the need to dominate every internet argument.

http://ocw.usu.edu/University_Extension/sheep-and-lambing-management/sheep.jpg

Aye, she's a keeper alright.

We don't all have the fucking metality of five year olds and feel the need to constantly throw around bullshit on the internet.

You derailed this thread beyond fucking belief with your whining. Shut the fuck up. I can tell I'm not going to like you, you have far to much testosterone and feel the need to dominate every internet argument.

lol I would stop replying if other people did.

lol I would stop replying if other people did.

Don't lie.

Don't lie.

Exactly my point.

lol I would stop replying if other people did.

Or you could be the bigger fucking person and stop replying yourself. Fucks sakes, you suck at totse.

You're right, I should stop responding. As a matter of fact, you're now on my ignore list. I'm probably one of the last sane members of S&A to do so.

Wait, what does that little picture in the corner of everyone's post of the little screamy face with an 'X' do again?

I guess you won't be able to see this then. I can't wait until the curiosity eats away at you.

You enjoy the taste of smegma

/flame war (hopefully)

For the longest time I had no clue what that picture was. I knew what it did, but I thought it was a picture of a spider on a book.

Damn isn't that ironic. If you didn't say that then I wouldn't have posted in here again. Take your own advice and stop mentioning it baby fucker.

Bullshit you fucking ass bandit, you know you can't stop.
And since we're talking about irony I find it highly ironic that the guy who stuck his only chance of reproduction in a metal appliance made for toasting things is talking shit about what I enjoy fucking. Try again faggot.

Bullshit you fucking ass bandit, you know you can't stop.
And since we're talking about irony I find it highly ironic that the guy who stuck his only chance of reproduction in a metal appliance made for toasting things is talking shit about what I enjoy fucking. Try again faggot.

So do you like anal? Or would you rather swallow?

I'm really bad at this

K.....

K.....

lol the derailed entire front page would disagree with you.

This message is hidden because In Bloom is on your ignore list.

lol I got to you pretty fast. That was no fun. Its like you just prematurely ejaculated.

We don't all have the fucking metality of five year olds and feel the need to constantly throw around bullshit on the internet.

You derailed this thread beyond fucking belief with your whining. Shut the fuck up. I can tell I'm not going to like you, you have far to much testosterone and feel the need to dominate every internet argument.

Think people are ever gonna grow up? haha

lol I got to you pretty fast. That was no fun. Its like you just prematurely ejaculated.

Ok, i didnt care about you in the beginning but now you're just pissing me the FUCK off!

JUST SO YOU KNOW, the legends of totse gain that title by:

1: doing something stupid, posting for help and never mention it themselves afterwards or at least very little, while everyone else gets to use them as the butt of every single joke. (eg. HTS)

2: Being female and posting teh nuddez and become every totsean's fap material for at least a month. (eg. the calendar?)

3: Giving awesome advice and/or sharing hilarious stories that gain the respect of all totseans. (eg. jackketch)

Nowhere in that list does it say "Do something stupid, continually draw attention to said stupidity and proceed to flame every half-decent regular totsean because they think they now own the internet because supposedly a thousand people have seen your horrible, mutilated penis" GTFO OUR INTERNET

Ok, i didnt care about you in the beginning but now you're just pissing me the FUCK off!

JUST SO YOU KNOW, the legends of totse gain that title by:

1: doing something stupid, posting for help and never mention it themselves afterwards or at least very little, while everyone else gets to use them as the butt of every single joke. (eg. HTS)

2: Being female and posting teh nuddez and become every totsean's fap material for at least a month. (eg. the calendar?)

3: Giving awesome advice and/or sharing hilarious stories that gain the respect of all totseans. (eg. jackketch)

Nowhere in that list does it say "Do something stupid, continually draw attention to said stupidity and proceed to flame every half-decent regular totsean because they think they now own the internet because supposedly a thousand people have seen your horrible, mutilated penis" GTFO OUR INTERNET

If I paid you 50$ would you skip around in circles topless while I spray you with a hose?

If I paid you 50$ would you skip around in circles topless while I spray you with a hose?

Yes, because I'd quite possibly kill you with my mega jugs of doom and then this would be over Im still angry

Yes, because I'd quite possibly kill you with my mega jugs of doom and then this would be over Im still angry

Don't worry, the hose water is cold. You should be cooled down after a few minutes.

Now strip bitch.

http://a246.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_8488c8cbe9d2c5422927ef70156f0685.jpg

I look like shit in the picture, but oh well.

And yeah, I like 'em pale.

she's got her own hot. and come on, no one can look bad in a suit.

except for free masons, but let's just not talk about them.

she's got her own hot. and come on, no one can look bad in a suit.

except for free masons, but let's just not talk about them.

The suits fine. I thought I looked kind of scrunched up, I had to bend down a bit to grab her leg like that as I am much taller than her.

Good for you, your girlfriend likes nekkid pics, did you ask before posting them on totse? haha

And for some reason (even though im not into girls) i found that third picture really beautiful... ok mayb not her neck/head right back like that but her body just looks.. beautiful. Good on you haha

She's a model, and her pics are in a gallery. I have permission.

She's a model, and her pics are in a gallery. I have permission.

Good for you fine sir *tilts hat in approval*

In fact, you're the only really slutty girl I know on here. You need to get fucked like 10 times daily and always want more. You are by far the biggest slut on totse.

Just to clarify... Wanting or having sex 10 times a day doesn't make someone a slut. Having sex with 10 different people 10 times a day, on the other hand, does.

It looks like a spider to me.

Yeah, this. That is fucking ridiculous. I'm still in shock. Where did/do you go to school?

Went to Seminole high for two years before dropping out to do homeschool... left there in 04 I think. I'm at SPC currently, usually at the gibbs campus on 5th and 66th, but I'm transferring to USF next year.

Just to clarify... Wanting or having sex 10 times a day doesn't make someone a slut. Having sex with 10 different people 10 times a day, on the other hand, does.

Ya thats a good point. I guess a better way to describe ripstick is superficial sex fiend.

Ya thats a good point. I guess a better way to describe ripstick is superficial sex fiend.

Tight, sweet vagina or a floppy, wizard sleeve axewound looking thing.

What would you choose? I know I'd take the tight one.

I know having low standards, you'd take what ever you can get (fucking toasters and all), but normal people are superficial to some extent. She fucks her boyfriend as often as she can, that's healthy. You sir, are just the epitome of a social retard.

Awweee. She's freakin' cute. I love little short cute girls.

Awweee. She's freakin' cute. I love little short cute girls.

Strange. I just assumed he was a fucking giant. (lol...sadly I'm serious)

Went to Seminole high for two years before dropping out to do homeschool... left there in 04 I think. I'm at SPC currently, usually at the gibbs campus on 5th and 66th, but I'm transferring to USF next year.

I have friends that take classes at the Gibbs campus. My brother and I will probably be transferring down to USF as well, next fall.

Awweee. She's freakin' cute. I love little short cute girls.

Me too, shes great.

I know having low standards, you'd take what ever you can get (fucking toasters and all), but normal people are superficial to some extent. She fucks her boyfriend as often as she can, that's healthy. You sir, are just the epitome of a social retard.

this.

Tight, sweet vagina or a floppy, wizard sleeve axewound looking thing.

What would you choose? I know I'd take the tight one.

I know having low standards, you'd take what ever you can get (fucking toasters and all), but normal people are superficial to some extent. She fucks her boyfriend as often as she can, that's healthy. You sir, are just the epitome of a social retard.

No, actually thats not completely normal. Girls... or people for that matter, shouldn't be able to never be sexually satisfied. She would have sex 50 times in a day if you she could, I doubt you, or anyone you know for that matter, could keep up with that sex fiend.

Shes not just a little superficial. She basically said she wouldn't have sex with anyone with a small cock (and her definition of a small cock is ridiculous for one thing. Apparently 7" long and 5" around is a baby cock to her). Odds are she wouldn't touch your cock either bud, so stop trying to score e points with her, douche bag.

No, actually thats not completely normal. Girls... or people for that matter, shouldn't be able to never be sexually satisfied. She would have sex 50 times in a day if you she could, I doubt you, or anyone you know for that matter, could keep up with that sex fiend.

Shes not just a little superficial. She basically said she wouldn't have sex with anyone with a small cock (and her definition of a small cock is ridiculous for one thing. Apparently 7" long and 5" around is a baby cock to her). Odds are she wouldn't touch your cock either bud, so stop trying to score e points with her, douche bag.

are you celebate?

are you celebate?

Is that relevant?

Is that relevant?

it might explain why you think a girl wanting her boyfriends cock makes her a slut?

is it by choice, or necessity?

Wall?

it might explain why you think a girl wanting her boyfriends cock makes her a slut?

is it by choice, or necessity?

Reread my post you stupid fuck. A girlfriend wanting to fuck her boyfriend is totally 100% normal. A girl that wants to have sex 50 times a day, and even then, isn't satisfied, is not normal. Retard, I like just explained that. Open your fucking eyes.

Reread my post you stupid fuck. A girlfriend wanting to fuck her boyfriend is totally 100% normal. A girl that wants to have sex 50 times a day, and even then, isn't satisfied, is not normal. Retard, I like just explained that. Open your fucking eyes.

Hey man, I think you're confused about what a '0' does. It has a value of nothing, right. I know you knew that, but when you put it behind a number, it changes it's value. I remember ripstick saying she liked sex 5 times a day, not 50. It's alright buddy, it's not your fault your mum drank while she was pregnant with you, you'll get there one day! But in the mean time...I AM BETTER THAN YOU. <3

Hey man, I think you're confused about what a '0' does. It has a value of nothing, right. I know you knew that, but when you put it behind a number, it changes it's value. I remember ripstick saying she liked sex 5 times a day, not 50. It's alright buddy, it's not your fault your mum drank while she was pregnant with you, you'll get there one day! But in the mean time...I AM BETTER THAN YOU. <3

I also recall ripstick saying she could never be sexually satisfied, so I guess you can suck my cock faggot. Seriously, I don't get why guys like you try so hard to defend the females on here. Think you're gonna get your dick wet? Or are you just a pussy in real life and compensate by being the hero online.

I also recall ripstick saying she could never be sexually satisfied, so I guess you can suck my cock faggot. Seriously, I don't get why guys like you try so hard to defend the females on here. Think you're gonna get your dick wet? Or are you just a pussy in real life and compensate by being the hero online.

i think this guy is actually quite hilarious.
and getting wasted in a shithole of a flat the getting fucked by two guys at the same time is the epitome of being a slut.
she is never satisfied as she doesn't know how to have an orgasm

so I guess you can suck my cock faggot.

That'd be the most(non-toaster) action you're getting in a long time, eh? Loser.

she is never satisfied as she doesn't know how to have an orgasm

Chef says: to get a girl to like you, find the clitoris!

That'd be the most(non-toaster) action you're getting in a long time, eh? Loser.

Right, I defeat you're argument, insult your motives, and the best you can rebuttal with is a stereotypical reply that at least 20 other people have already said? I am in envy of your great intellect oh wise one.

i think this guy is actually quite hilarious.

Me too. Funniest troll I have seen in a while.

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd125/Numberjumbo/63689810_full.jpg

:)

Right, I defeat you're argument, insult your motives, and the best you can rebuttal with is a stereotypical reply that at least 20 other people have already said? I am in envy of your great intellect oh wise one.

Well she said she can't be satisfied and you insult her for that. It could just mean that to this day, she's not met a guy who satisfies her?

u c wut i did thar?

I rather like In Bloom.

Well she said she can't be satisfied and you insult her for that. It could just mean that to this day, she's not met a guy who satisfies her?

u c wut i did thar?

No. It doesn't. It means shes a sex fiend. Stop being such a faggot.

In all fairness, ripstick does sound like a whore. I just don't see why anyone cares, or, furthermore, dislikes whores.

Well they do spread a lot of diseases for one thing...

Reread my post you stupid fuck. A girlfriend wanting to fuck her boyfriend is totally 100% normal. A girl that wants to have sex 50 times a day, and even then, isn't satisfied, is not normal. Retard, I like just explained that. Open your fucking eyes.


I also recall ripstick saying she could never be sexually satisfied, so I guess you can suck my cock faggot. Seriously, I don't get why guys like you try so hard to defend the females on here. Think you're gonna get your dick wet? Or are you just a pussy in real life and compensate by being the hero online.

Right, I defeat you're argument, insult your motives, and the best you can rebuttal with is a stereotypical reply that at least 20 other people have already said? I am in envy of your great intellect oh wise one.


No. It doesn't. It means shes a sex fiend. Stop being such a faggot.

....so you're celebate out of necessity? maybe if you got yourself laid you wouldn't be such an angry little child.

but you're never going to get laid if you keep acting like such a tool dude.. so you need to get laid, but never will because you're a douche, but the reason you're a douche is because you can't get laid.

kinda like fat bastard in austin powers. when he eats he's depressed, and when he's depressed he eats.

....so you're celebate out of necessity? maybe if you got yourself laid you wouldn't be such an angry little child.

but you're never going to get laid if you keep acting like such a tool dude.. so you need to get laid, but never will because you're a douche, but the reason you're a douche is because you can't get laid.

kinda like fat bastard in austin powers. when he eats he's depressed, and when he's depressed he eats.

Omg, I'm not even reading this, all I saw was the word celebate. I already explained this to you. Its not relevant.

First off, I am not "celebate", nor am I celibate. I am not a virgin. Yes thats right, I have had sex before. Just haven't for a while. And for the last time, even IF I was "celebate", that point is irrelevant from any argument currently going on. The debate was about ripsticks overactive sex drive, not my lack of one.

Fucking retard.

The debate was about ripsticks overactive sex drive, not my lack of one.

Fucking retard.

you're so angry guy, it's really not necessary. chill the fuck out, it's the internet.

i'll debate whatever point i fucking feel like kiddo.

you're so angry guy, it's really not necessary. chill the fuck out, it's the internet.

i'll debate whatever point i fucking feel like kiddo.

Ya, because you're a fucking idiot.

Do you like ketchup? Thats just as irrelevant. Maybe if you just stopped and tasted ketchup, you would realize how good it tastes, and you could spend all your time tasting it instead of posting on totse.

Thats not how an argument works. You have to argue something relevant.