Okay, today, I decided to get all funky and down wit' it on my Saturday night. I crank up Rammstein, grab some green tea, and start rolling it in a coffee filter.

Well, It's not exactly real rolled gold...but it kinda reminded me of uber-cheap weed. Except, I feel good, but not trippy. I'm past my third joint (using a full tea bag), but I'm just kinda...the same. I got a nice calm feeling, but no real trip.

Am I just doing something wrong? Or is green tea not the shit to do?

Your trolling needs a little work. But it isn't too bad for a new arrival.

I don't quite follow about the trolling thing (what is trolling, anyways?! I ain't that damn ugly...).

Hahaha, better already. That one made me laugh.

fuck off and die.

You should leave this place and NEVER come back

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Since you're gonna make some trolly comment on that shit too, Ill just stick with this:
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I have a more foolproof solution; I get stoned and drink green tea.

duh...?

Eh, if that's how you people are, then fuck off. I came, I saw, I lost my respect.




The dark side of TOTSE...and it's not in carnality...

I'm ok with not being respected by a man who smokes green tea.

Saturday night...broke...bored, out of weed. What do you expect?

xD



I just found a little page under carnality in the drugs section saying that green tea works. It feels more like lower level painkillers to me. (only like one or two, though...)

How old are you?

Apparently not young enough to get away with green tea...


I turned 18 last August.

Try smoking it in a gravity bong/waterfall. A few one-hitter sized bowls out of one will give a noticeable "head-change"

i tried this before after reading the text files back in the day (which were probably made for the lolz).

rolling a joint is a bit messy, it doesnt do well unless u gonna spliff it.

the taste is surprisingly disgusting so a good bong rip or one hitter w/e would be good.

i think ima try smoking it with some weed tomorrow .

I remember it was nice; but not recreational.

Catnip would fit into this category but its probably a bit beter than the camelius.

I came, I saw, I lost my respect.

Nigga, you're the person who actually smoked an analog of caffiene which has 1/10th the potency... I'd be kinda careful with declarations like that, if I were you...

Funny thing is, what you just smoked happens to be, courtesy of l-theanine, drastically more psychoactive when consumed... as tea. It's a direct GABA agonist and apparently, according to unconfirmed speculations from inconclusive data, possibly a weak-ass SDRI...

Next time, brew a gallon of strong-ass - as in, several times darker than what you'd be willing to drink, and strengthen it with moar tea in multiple steeps rather than just brewing one or two teabags 'till they keel over and die.

Filter it, boil it down to about a cup, and filter it again - preferably while still hot.

Add twice its volume in high-proof ethanol. A precipitate should form; it will likely be cloudy, fluffy and white, but this is unconfirmed.

Strain through a coffee filter and keep the precipitate. Eat this shit to experience the real high of green tea... and drink your water-ethanol mix for a tasty-flavored way to get your drizzunk on, but don't mix the two together. It'd be like mixing benzos and alcohol, except with a technical-grade sample of a less-explored GABA agonist.

Enjoy your green tea extracted superdank pseudobenzoid. Don't worry if it turns brown on contact with air, most peptides do, and the individual amino monomers - including the rare and esoteric l-theanine - are generally unharmed.

If, on the other hand, you want an experience similar to smoking green tea... just grab some vivarin, recrystallize from iso, and throw on tinfoil. As mentioned, it should be about 10x the potency of the pure theophyline extract from green tea which you're smoking... and yes, smoked methylxanthines are slightly more "trippy" than normally-consumed methylxanthines... and tend to give more of a headache sometimes... though I have no idea whether or not any of the trace cellulose qualifies as a reducing sugar. 'n since it was for unimportant shits and giggles, I'm not looking it up at the moment, either. It's far more interesting as a pill binder and a sorbent.

The dark side of TOTSE...and it's not in carnality...

heh, buddy... you say that 'n all... and it's cool, but... hell. *I'm* just an average joe... but you should see the S&A fetish community.

:p

"I did it for the lulz,"
-jp

hey joe what if i just brew a fuckload of really strong tea?

im quite lazy and dont IMO would rather not do all that filtering shenenigans.

Drinking it wouldnt be a problem as i usually drink about 2 litres of iced tea a day.

Do you think if i substituted this would green tea anything wud happen or only if you do a concetrated amount within a limited time frame ( a have a passion for sculling so that wont be a problem either :D).

You don't need to do all the shit joe posted, just brew some tea and mainline the shit. You trip balls.

Nigga, you're the person who actually smoked an analog of caffiene which has 1/10th the potency... I'd be kinda careful with declarations like that, if I were you...

Funny thing is, what you just smoked happens to be, courtesy of l-theanine, drastically more psychoactive when consumed... as tea. It's a direct GABA agonist and apparently, according to unconfirmed speculations from inconclusive data, possibly a weak-ass SDRI...

Next time, brew a gallon of strong-ass - as in, several times darker than what you'd be willing to drink, and strengthen it with moar tea in multiple steeps rather than just brewing one or two teabags 'till they keel over and die.

Filter it, boil it down to about a cup, and filter it again - preferably while still hot.

Add twice its volume in high-proof ethanol. A precipitate should form; it will likely be cloudy, fluffy and white, but this is unconfirmed.

Strain through a coffee filter and keep the precipitate. Eat this shit to experience the real high of green tea... and drink your water-ethanol mix for a tasty-flavored way to get your drizzunk on, but don't mix the two together. It'd be like mixing benzos and alcohol, except with a technical-grade sample of a less-explored GABA agonist.

Enjoy your green tea extracted superdank pseudobenzoid. Don't worry if it turns brown on contact with air, most peptides do, and the individual amino monomers - including the rare and esoteric l-theanine - are generally unharmed.

If, on the other hand, you want an experience similar to smoking green tea... just grab some vivarin, recrystallize from iso, and throw on tinfoil. As mentioned, it should be about 10x the potency of the pure theophyline extract from green tea which you're smoking... and yes, smoked methylxanthines are slightly more "trippy" than normally-consumed methylxanthines... and tend to give more of a headache sometimes... though I have no idea whether or not any of the trace cellulose qualifies as a reducing sugar. 'n since it was for unimportant shits and giggles, I'm not looking it up at the moment, either. It's far more interesting as a pill binder and a sorbent.



heh, buddy... you say that 'n all... and it's cool, but... hell. *I'm* just an average joe... but you should see the S&A fetish community.

:p

"I did it for the lulz,"
-jp
Why go through that whole extraction process when you can just go to the store and get a bottle of Suntheanine? Or does this extraction leave you with more than just l-theanine?

what you said about methylxanthines when smoked being trippy and gives you a headache is exactly how I was feeling when I smoked it out of a waterfall. I'm guessing the effects I had were coming from the methylxanthines and l-theanine, because it did feel sort of trippy-esque and very relaxing, and I remember getting a headache not long afterwards I must say, it was very pleasant though, in a weird sort of way.

for people wanting to experiment smoking green tea.... when smoking it straight, gravity bongs/waterfalls are downright the best way to do it. Its been years since I did it, but at first I tried smoking a few bowls out of a pipe; nothing. Then a few joints smoked; nothing. Few bowls smoked out of waterbong; barely notikceable, pretty much nothing. Then I tried using a waterfall... that finally worked. It took a 3-4 bowls but it definitely gave effects other than placebo.

Yeah, it took me a while to get some real effects out of it.


I did a little googling about it, and found something interesting - apparently, green tea has muscle relaxant properties. That might be what I was feeling last night, so there was an effect, however little.


I think I will just brew some recoil-inducing tea. That might be a bit more fun than smoking it. Maybe tastier, too...