ok this is a thread to see what some peoples ideas are on how they would get rid of a body without ever being caught


i personally would wait until the day before a funeral and go to the the dug grave and bury the body underneath the actual burial hole

lime + hole = no more body

If I needed to dispose of any type of carcass that I wouldn't want anyone to find I would bury it in a remote location and let nature take care of it.

Get naked, cut him into peices in a bathtub, cut those peices into peices, and then cut them into peices. I wouldn't have anything that was more than like 1cm cubed in size. I would flush it down a toilet throughout a few days, and then clean the toilet and the bath thorougly.

I live in a woodsy area and have a million places to bury someone. Just make sure to make the hole at least 6 feet deep and throw rocks over the body and then just under the surface again when you cover it. Add lime for disappearing body effect.

burn body take bones and crush soak bones in gasoline burn that. take remanates, clothes gloves anything with evidence take an blow torch burn the burnt and evidence. burn it again. go behind a school aat about 3 am take a shovel and bury the ash in the playground. or go into someone else yard and dump it there

Pigs. It WAS in a movie if anyone calls Hollywood, but if you starve pigs they will eat anything and a lot of it.

will the eat bones and teeth?

Freeze the body solid. Then send it through a woodchipper into a trashbag. Then burn the chipped pieces, and spread or bury the ashes. Be sure to clean and dispose of chipper.

car compactor

25th some odd thread in the last 4 years.

what a dump site

My dad and I came up with this one night over dinner:

You'll need a cast iron bucket, a shovel, cement, fireplace, assorted knives, aaaaaaaaaand a blender.

Get your fire going real nice in your fireplace. Dismember the body into pieces just small enough to fit into the blender. Blend the body and place the "soup" into the fire. If you do it right the body shouldn't put out the fire... anway... Once the remnants are turned to ash you mix the ash in the concrete and make a new sidewalk. Then you drive down to your local Goodwill and donate the blender, knives, etc...

I always thought it would be best to first dismember the body into pieces small enough to fit neatly into an oil drum. Then fill the oil drum about 2/5's of the way with concrete. After that place the body parts into the drum and fill the rest with concrete, and cap it off. After the concrete is dry drive the drum (preferably in a pickup or van and around 3am.) to a shaddy bridge crossing a large creek or river and back up to the egde and roll the drum off the side and peace the fuck out.

Eat it.