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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-11-20, 10:57 |
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 I. Am. So. Horny.
I need a girl. Any girl (Who's attractive and under 25 - above 16). But I'm uuugly. How do I get one? I'm only looking for a one night stand here, and there's no prostitutes in this area. Help me, totse. :(
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#2
2008-11-20, 11:12 |
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Teenage attention whore.
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
Just get mad that a 15 year old has more sex than you.
Use it as a motivation. Let's, me and you, make it a game.
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#3
2008-11-20, 11:20 |
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
lol... I'm not ugly and I don't like sex, we're like opposites
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#4
2008-11-20, 11:25 |
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
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Originally Posted by Angry Blue Bird of Death
lol... I'm not ugly and I don't like sex, we're like opposites
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lol Yeah I have a big dick and you have a small one. NOW FUCK ME BLUE BIRD! |
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#5
2008-11-20, 11:26 |
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
lol Yeah I have a big dick and you have a small one. NOW FUCK ME BLUE BIRD!
you're looking for a single white male living in Canada  |
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#6
2008-11-20, 12:12 |
The_Seventh_Artist 
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
confidence
/thread
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#7
2008-11-20, 12:23 |
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North-West England
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
confidence
/thread
I love how people must feel so slick /threading. Look you little voracious cunt, some threads auto fail. Like this one for example.
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#8
2008-11-20, 12:58 |
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
I love how people must feel so slick /threading. Look you little voracious cunt, some threads auto fail. Like this one for example.
I'm Enter! ALL MY THREADS SUCCEED!
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#9
2008-11-20, 13:30 |
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
I'm Enter! ALL MY THREADS SUCCEED!
Say that out loud, and realise how badly you screwed up in that post.
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#10
2008-11-20, 14:00 |
flick
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
go sit in a few bars, get drunk, look pathetic, and tell a sad story, I know plenty of women who would just take pity on you and would take you home.
i however, am not one of them
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#11
2008-11-20, 14:12 |
smallpox champion
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
She doesn't even need to be all that attractive for you to enjoy yourself.
Now get crackin' sonny.
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#12
2008-11-20, 21:07 |
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
Where's WAN when you need her?
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#13
2008-11-20, 23:35 |
WorldFavor
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
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Originally Posted by xilikeeggs0
Where's WAN when you need her?
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Dead?
*Sigh*. A boy can dream. :o |
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#14
2008-11-20, 23:50 |
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i live in a canoe
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
Dead?
*Sigh*. A boy can dream. :o
Man, she get's hated on. :)
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#15
2008-11-21, 00:55 |
Hengen
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
jack it till you become less ugly. That or just commit suicide. Death isn't that bad.
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#16
2008-11-21, 00:59 |
killface
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
She doesn't even need to be all that attractive for you to enjoy yourself.
darn tootin' sunshine! all women look the same when the lights get turned out.
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#17
2008-11-21, 02:10 |
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
Or when you're drunk.
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#18
2008-11-21, 02:12 |
killface
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
Or when you're drunk.
yeah but if you're drunk you generally pass out, wake up, look next to you and say "wtf was i thinking?"
if you just turn the lights off, you can finish with the sexing then just leave afterwards.
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#19
2008-11-21, 02:12 |
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Fucking Bikini Bottom.
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plastic surgery.
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#20
2008-11-21, 02:31 |
Havoc737903
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
This thread is my life right now. Everything was fine UNTIL I graduated fucking high school. Now I'm wishing I was back in school chasing all the under aged ass I could get. Now I'm 18, and life sucks. I've got no real opportunity to meet anyone (I work full time) and even worse, no self confidence even if I did get said opportunity. Perpetual fail if I've ever seen it.
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#21
2008-11-21, 02:35 |
Malkog
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
Man I'm leaving this thread before I get infected with loser.
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#22
2008-11-21, 02:36 |
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
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Originally Posted by Malkog
Man I'm leaving this thread before I get infected with loser.
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The test results came back... :( |
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#23
2008-11-21, 03:21 |
sniper87kills
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
craigslist! Everything you ever wanted and more. Helping ugly people get laid since 1995!
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#24
2008-11-21, 23:32 |
Ultimate_Sandwich
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Re: I. Am. So. Horny.
Two words: sui caedere
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