Well basically, I occasionally go to a bookstore, Borders in Beverly neighborhood of Chicago. Basically often there are a bunch of females, often black, sometimes white who end up reading manga or doing stuff (talking, studying, etc) on the tables.

One thing I noticed is that many people would notice my Domo-kun hat I wear so that helps me.

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/250/7/1000855232/n1000855232_30125118_1360.jpg

Unfortunately, it is now Winter. Though the Winters are warmer (it was in the low 70s until a few weeks ago here) the cold ass Chicago Winter is coming and it might be long. Im tempted to wear the hat anyway and just use the hood as I already do and a scarf, but is there any other way I can get their attention?

also does anyone have any tips on this?

Sing Chocolate Rain for us.

*ObZ

some guy did a youtube response with that. jackline was his name. just found out the account was suspended.

Well you could always, I don't know, talk to them.

^lol.

Warsie do you have like 3 accounts you mother fucker or are Star Wars Fan, Warsie, and Star Wars Nerd really 3 different people?

Warsie do you have like 3 accounts you mother fucker or are Star Wars Fan, Warsie, and Star Wars Nerd really 3 different people?

StarWarsNerd is someone else. he lives in Florida.

Yes, I am Star Wars Fan. I fucking put it on my location!

the main usernames on the internet for me are Warsie and Star Wars Fan. (both mean the same thing). samefag.

Well you could always, I don't know, talk to them.

I've done that. Asked them which Mangas they like, do they like gundam, ask them if they browse any *chan sites, etc. Oh and mention Yaoi haha ("it's a manly anime" vs "it's gay")

StarWarsNerd is someone else. he lives in Florida.

Yes, I am Star Wars Fan. I fucking put it on my location!

the main usernames on the internet for me are Warsie and Star Wars Fan. (both mean the same thing). samefag.



Oh. Well in that case I hate you.

Oh. Well in that case I hate you.

why? I'm using this account because my old one is banned until the beginning of next year.

I wouldn't wanna talk to any girl who reads manga.

you have to be charismatic, if you know what I mean, smile, sound interested, have something to talk about that's on topic.

Stay the fuck out of mentioning any *chan site or any other internet shit.

seriously a good hearted smile/laugh, sweet personality will get you a long way if you are looking for a good girl.

then it's all up to them, if she doesn't look interested then...oh well. if they keep talking and you two hit off well...

why? I'm using this account because my old one is banned until the beginning of next year.

I was just messin around I actually think your a quality totsean. Why'd StarWarsFan get banned?

Stay the fuck out of mentioning any *chan site or any other internet shit.


thanks dude. There goes my idea of discussing memes and whatnot :?

lol as a bunch of them know about the chans.


seriously a good hearted smile/laugh, sweet personality will get you a long way if you are looking for a good girl.

then it's all up to them, if she doesn't look interested then...oh well. if they keep talking and you two hit off well...

okay.

I was just messin around I actually think your a quality totsean.

oh. okay :)

Why'd StarWarsFan get banned?

trollfests with Zay. He kept trolling and BSing about autistic people and he kept derailing my threads so I posted the self-aggrandizing bullshit he put in his profile on every thread he made or posted in, quoting him.

I wouldn't wanna talk to any girl who reads manga.

DO IT FAGGOT :D

(it's something in common for me and well they're probably less likely to be bitches, or complain about some things I do or say or whatnot...)

sing chocolate rain for us.

*obz

now!!

Not to mention if they're into manga and anime they might be into xbox 360. If you get a girl who's into anime and video games you win.

thanks dude. There goes my idea of discussing memes and whatnot :?


the problem is that it gives a bad first impression.

think about it, do you want a girl to know you browse *chan? you know those places are full of weird shit.

the problem is that it gives a bad first impression.

hmmm. "Asshole of the internet" heh. Showing people the BME video and lolicon pics can't help either, I did that to people. not to girls im interested in...but some people at my college know me as the /b/tard lolicon who likes doing that :D

some of them call me "4chan" and "chanfag". hmm. moderation..


think about it, do you want a girl to know you browse *chan? you know those places are full of weird shit.

heh. It might be off-putting yeah. I was hoping given they're anime fans they might be more friendly to that. But eh yeah, if I want to meet fellow channers use anonidate or something.

Damnit I have to act more like a normalfag :(

Sing Chocolate Rain to her.



Fixed.

Some are actually quite hot.
I think most of them are deviantart fags who treat it as their blogs so you can talk to them about that.

I thought the title said "Hitting girls who read manga in a bookstore?" - kind of like "BITCH! This is a STORE not a LIBRARY!"

Well I do not believe that you would get much out of it... You look like a fag to me.. and come on Star Wars? Seriously dude get a life first then worry about getting a girl. I'm not being funny either, you sound pretty fucking pathetic to me. Until you fix that your not going to get women... Maybe a man but no girl.

Fixed.

nice idea :D

Well I do not believe that you would get much out of it... You look like a fag to me..

damn. I look gay? Wait. Wouldn't that be good (there are tricks done regarding that IIRC)

and come on Star Wars? Seriously dude get a life first then worry about getting a girl.

details? explain "getting a life"

I'm not being funny either, you sound pretty fucking pathetic to me.

how do I look "pathetic"

Get the fuck out acolyte. Your kind isnt wanted here, you big fucking douche cake.

it always pisses me off when i go to borders and see people reading for about four hours... literally i went in before lunch one day, came back an hour and a half later and some fucking douche was still in there reading. JUST BUY THE FUCKER YOU FUCKER!

it always pisses me off when i go to borders and see people reading for about four hours... literally i went in before lunch one day, came back an hour and a half later and some fucking douche was still in there reading. JUST BUY THE FUCKER YOU FUCKER!

books are fucking expensive, motherfucker! :p

especially if its costs 30-40 dollars and you barely have 15 dollars on you and most of that is for bus or whatnot

books are fucking expensive, motherfucker! :p

especially if its costs 30-40 dollars and you barely have 15 dollars on you and most of that is for bus or whatnot

you in the U.S.? forty U.S. dollars for a fucking manga book? are you joking?

just sit down one day and start talking to them. the worst thing that could happen is that they end up being uptight bitches and not talking back, and then you'll know you were better off without talking to them anyway.

fixed.

qfmft!

you in the U.S.? forty U.S. dollars for a fucking manga book? are you joking?


I said "book" not Manga" (as in those other books in the store :P). A whole series pack probably would cost that

just sit down one day and start talking to them. the worst thing that could happen is that they end up being uptight bitches and not talking back, and then you'll know you were better off without talking to them anyway.

oh. okay :)

I doubt uptight bitches read manga, but from the hat Warsie wears, and from the sound, I'm guessing some kind of anime.

Those girls are usually freaks in the sheets, so I hear.

I doubt uptight bitches read manga, but from the hat Warsie wears, and from the sound, I'm guessing some kind of anime.


Manga is the writtten (comic book) form. Anime is the animation seen on TV.


Those girls are usually freaks in the sheets, so I hear.

hmmm

"Hey, I've read that one. I liked/disliked ___________ about it". Then ask about some manga thingamabob and let things progress. Remember to introduce yourself at some point.

Either she's interested in talking more, or she isn't interested at all and you move on with your day.

Regardless, just talk to them; you don't need anything special. If you're not used to this sort of thing, then just be sure that you feel comfortable with what you're doing and saying. Just be yourself and share your passion for the material.

lose the hat, lose the glasses, and definitatly dont wear a fucking scarf!!!

if you are into the same things these girls are, you dont have to have a fucking billboard telling them that, let them know by conversation

sick hat...
want one..
where did you get it.!!!!

this may be a good idea because you have something to talk about, but then again it may not because when people read they don't like to be interrupted

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/250/7/1000855232/n1000855232_30125118_1360.jpg

Unfortunately, you look identical to every single african-american F2M transsexual I have ever had the lulzy priviledge to have seen come out to their girlfriend as biologically female on Jerry Springer.

This may present a problem, as a number of females will not be into that, and much of the remainder will leave you the moment they find out you (presumably) have a penis.

Luckily... there is hope!!!

We're all familiar with "myspace angles." In its broader sense, it is the fact that mind-numbingly beautiful people can actually look like shit if they have a crappy photographer, and conversely, if you hold the camera at just the right angle when photographing your tits, you don't look fat - for which the field of study was named.

Your goal, then, is to experiment with modes of dress which minimize your form and lighting in those angles which make you look like the black man's brandon teena, and maximize those angles in which you look like a biological male!

Once you've got that down... you're pretty much already set. I mean, they like manga in the first place, so really, anyone who responds to your awkward advances with "I LUV mudkipz!!!" is your perfect mate! In like Flynn!!!

(speaking of "in like flynn" - check ID (http://www.orble.com/the-famous-paedophile-register/). Also speaking of which, you're going up against the risk that a large number of female manga fans are actually looking for an older man, especially one who is caucasian with long white hair - let's face it, the entire genera is sort of a gerontophile's harlequin romance, no?)

Buuut... yeah. In that particular photograph, the structure of your lower face and wrists make you look like a chick trying to pass for a guy. This could be some slight obstacle. Work your myspace angles, screen your candidates in favor of chantardedness, and you should be able to maximize your rate-of-return on macking on random girls...

...and remember : success is a percentage. Maximize the number of starting candidates, and you'll maximize your success, no matter what the chances. The path to win is comprised mostly of having no shame. ;)

lose the hat, lose the glasses, and definitatly dont wear a fucking scarf!!!


you're serious nigga? I can't see good without my glasses (And I know jack shit regarding contacts...)


if you are into the same things these girls are, you dont have to have a fucking billboard telling them that, let them know by conversation

it helps with conversation!

sick hat...
want one..
where did you get it.!!!!

Spencer's Gifts, of all places (well it makes sense in hindsight). I knew they were selling them on some sites that sold imports and some stuff like that, but I did a :D when I saw them there. Guys at the store didn't know what Domo-kun was and I had to tell them about how its shopped on some pics and basically it being the japanese version of Barney (it IS a kids show).

Unfortunately, you look identical to every single african-american F2M transsexual I have ever had the lulzy priviledge to have seen come out to their girlfriend as biologically female on Jerry Springer.

thanks. I think you're the second person to say I did not look too masculine.

Some guys called me an "alien". Though that was also due to how I was acting and me dressing different than them.


This may present a problem, as a number of females will not be into that, and much of the remainder will leave you the moment they find out you (presumably) have a penis.


I HAVE A DICK! A BIG BLACK DICK


Your goal, then, is to experiment with modes of dress which minimize your form and lighting in those angles which make you look like the black man's brandon teena, and maximize those angles in which you look like a biological male!

Oh. Well guess I should wear more hoodies and whatnot.

Once you've got that down... you're pretty much already set. I mean, they like manga in the first place, so really, anyone who responds to your awkward advances with "I LUV mudkipz!!!" is your perfect mate! In like Flynn!!!


I seem to be having a good rate of talking to people when they're there... Heh.

Also speaking of which, you're going up against the risk that a large number of female manga fans are actually looking for an older man, especially one who is caucasian with long white hair - let's face it, the entire genera is sort of a gerontophile's harlequin romance, no?)


Almost NO black people in Manga. I'd have to look like Brock from Pokemon.

Buuut... yeah. In that particular photograph, the structure of your lower face and wrists make you look like a chick trying to pass for a guy. This could be some slight obstacle. Work your myspace angles, screen your candidates in favor of chantardedness, and you should be able to maximize your rate-of-return on macking on random girls...

yeah. that's an old pic I took from facebook but yeah.


...and remember : success is a percentage. Maximize the number of starting candidates, and you'll maximize your success, no matter what the chances. The path to win is comprised mostly of having no shame. ;)

yeah. Can't forget the whole 'numbers' game!

thanks. I think you're the second person to say I did not look too masculine.

Well...

http://blogs.psychologytoday.com/files/u15/Michelle_Pfeiffer_1.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a89/patsgofor4/Hotness/5BFoto5D20david-boreanaz-james-mars.jpg

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v307/250/7/1000855232/n1000855232_30125118_1360.jpg

...you have a more estrogenized jawline than Michelle Pfeiffer, dude... in fact, pretty much everything from the cheekbones down.

Oh. Well guess I should wear more hoodies and whatnot.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

While it would be hilarious to mix US and UK stereotypes on "juvenile crime panics" until you get "a black man in a hoodie tried to almost_raep me in a bookstore" for the lulz... (or at least, *I*'d get a kick out of RL trolling like that)... a hoodie would hide your presumably broad, masculine forehead and emphasize your amazingly feminine jawline-and-related...

You'd get better myspace-optimization if you kept your chin up and your head uncovered. In fact, you might not look like an f2m in that pick if it wasn't for the fact that you've got your head down and your forehead covered...

I HAVE A DICK! A BIG BLACK DICK

You know, if you mention that, you might actually get some takers.

Sure, there's a chance that a few more potential opportunities would run away scared than the number added by finding this interesting, but the girls you'd be likely to get are probably going to be freaks in the sack.

I seem to be having a good rate of talking to people when they're there... Heh.

Sweet! This is good..

Almost NO black people in Manga. I'd have to look like Brock from Pokemon.

Yeah. The japanese were so totally mindfucked by the notion that some people had blonde or red hair, that when they found out that some people were black (which IS a mindfuck, if you stop to think about it after pondering the fact that the whole fucking world is basically medium-light tan... I mean, seriously, if a couple azns walked by... and then a few inuit... 'n then some frenchmen... and then the blackest negro you've ever seen walked up, you'd shit bricks)...

...well, by that time, their minds had already been so thoroughly fucked up and broken by the whole blond/red hair trip that they couldn't even muster up a response to discovering that some people turned invisible at night.

Sooo... that's why anime consists of a mix of norsemen and japanese people, and everyone else is underrepresented. People can really only trip on one total mindfuck at a time.

yeah. Can't forget the whole 'numbers' game!

Hmm...

...kind of provides interesting new meaning to the term "numbers station," doesn't it?

Best of luck, tiger.

Be like Vegeta.

Be like Vegeta.

I had a crush on him in my pre-pubescent days.

I had a crush on him in my pre-pubescent days.

It says you're not interesting on your profile. But you've seen DBZ. Where is you're logic?

Spencer's Gifts, of all places (well it makes sense in hindsight). I knew they were selling them on some sites that sold imports and some stuff like that, but I did a when I saw them there. Guys at the store didn't know what Domo-kun was and I had to tell them about how its shopped on some pics and basically it being the japanese version of Barney (it IS a kids show). - WARSIE..


aye thank you...
i love it..
tis' awesome.
i made myself a little domo kun doll outta scraps and shit..
twas' awesome.
i can't say i am an avid reader, but i just happen to love the look of domo kun.
thanks for the info though!

You're a dirty, ugly nigger.

Nobody will want to touch you if you look like walking fecal matter.

It says you're not interesting on your profile. But you've seen DBZ. Where is you're logic?

Hmmm, I don't quite know how to answer this.

If I had wrote in my profile that I was interesting, I would have been challenged again and again by other totseans to prove it.

I don't need that pressure!!!

Chichi, I love you half the time and I hate you half the time.

Now, gay 15 yr olds shouldnt be passing judgement on others.

So kindly shut up.

Hmmm, I don't quite know how to answer this.

If I had wrote in my profile that I was interesting, I would have been challenged again and again by other totseans to prove it.

I don't need that pressure!!!

Fair enough, showing you're picture to any male that asks will probably be interesting for them.
You're a prize catch now that I think about it.

Fair enough, showing you're picture to any male that asks will probably be interesting for them.
You're a prize catch now that I think about it.

Wow. That was actually genuinely very sweet. Where did you see my picture?

Wow. That was actually genuinely very sweet. Where did you see my picture?

On some thread I think.

On some thread I think.

Ive got a ton of pictures on totse, so there is no telling.

Ive got a ton of pictures on totse, so there is no telling.

Lol nice, well I think it was probably the unnofficial sexual attractivness thread.

Lol nice, well I think it was probably the unnofficial sexual attractivness thread.

So the United Kingdom eh? I key a shit ton of mail there.

So the United Kingdom eh? I key a shit ton of mail there.

You key a shit ton of mail there? What does that mean lol.

StarWarsNerd is someone else. he lives in Florida.

Yes, I am Star Wars Fan. I fucking put it on my location!

the main usernames on the internet for me are Warsie and Star Wars Fan. (both mean the same thing). samefag.



I've done that. Asked them which Mangas they like, do they like gundam, ask them if they browse any *chan sites, etc. Oh and mention Yaoi haha ("it's a manly anime" vs "it's gay")
So.....you're black??

You key a shit ton of mail there? What does that mean lol.

Oh, sorry. I work for the postal service. I sit in a cubicle and type mail that the scanner can't read.

Oh, sorry. I work for the postal service. I sit in a cubicle and type mail that the scanner can't read.

Sweet job, see any perverted.wierd stuff?

Sweet job, see any perverted.wierd stuff?

No not really. I dont have alot of time to read post cards cause we are monitored and if we get too slow we get in trouble.

You're a dirty, ugly nigger.

Nobody will want to touch you if you look like walking fecal matter, unless you randomly shout your "I'M BLACK!! I HAVE A BIG BLACK COCK!!!" like a nigga with tourettes, in which case the ladies will flock to you.

^^ this, and fixed.

By wearing a Domokun hat and going up to girls reading manga, you're basically saying "Hey, I'm a japanophile. My only basis for talking to you is that you're a female and you like japan too".

Don't wear your interests on your sleeve. It's one thing to share a common interest in comics or anime, it's another to go ahead and assume they browse 4chan or know all about internet memes. I don't use 4chan, but even if I did, I would not want to meet anybody from there.

I've met women in libraries and bookstores... it's easy. Just ask "What are you reading?" She tells you. Be honest with whether you've heard of it or read it. Then ask her what she thinks about it, if she can give a recommendation... and go from there. You're skipping many steps in becoming acquainted with a person by making assumptions based on what they're reading.

you're serious nigga? I can't see good without my glasses (And I know jack shit regarding contacts...)


nigga? go fuck yourself bitch, you remind me of steve erkel. to ignorant to know that he is a complete tool to all of those around you.

you are the pathetic piece of shit on here trying to get advice on how to approach girls in bookstores.

i was trying to offer some help, but what you fail to realize is that you cant learn how to pick up girls by having someone tell you what they think you should do, to attract women. you know yourself better than anyone else. so you have to use your strengths and forget about the weaknesses.

i know this kinda came up before in other posts but you could never stress this enough

be yourself, and just give it a shot. dating is a numbers game, the more times you put yourself out there, the better chance you will have on getting a positvie responce.

also never take anything personally, if some girl you dont know doesnt want to talk with you or shuts you down move on. "numbers game" there will always be the next chick, and new chances to improve your "game" and ability to talk and succeed with women.

By wearing a Domokun hat.....
Don't wear your interests on your sleeve.

just like what i said you dont need to be a fucking billboard

so what do you think of that shit nigga?

what you fail to realize is that you cant learn how to pick up girls by having someone tell you what they think you should do

Actually, there's an entire D/s community which revolves around exactly that...

them girls are they probball never get talked to by any other normal boys.
aaiit my niggga