ok so i go to my garage and am just chilling, lighting a few bowls. i finish up and walk in to my house where my mom confronts me. she asks if ive been using pot, i denied it at first, but she was 2 feet from me (smell) so i admit it.

she freaks the fuck out. basically, shes not mad, just really goddamn dissapointed and upset.

what the fuck do i do? (please excuse grammar, i'm just lifted, lol)

apologize to her for smoking pot in her garage...

offer to smoke her up?

You have to devise a plan to kill her. Nothing can stop you now.

This. You've got to resort to the life of a caveman now.. from now on life aint ever gon' be the same. You'll have to hunt boar for your food, and rape for your secks.

she asks if ive been using pot
OP is thirteen years old and should cut that shit out and go do some homework.

Quickly, time is of the essence!, You must get a large amount of diazepam, and inject it into your mom. This should effectively remove all her memories from the day.

Slap her and say "Bitch, Don' tell meh what to do, I DO WHATEVA I WANT!"
Then spit in her face, It will shock her so much she will forget about the weed.

slap her and say "bitch, don' tell meh what to do, i do whateva i want!"
then spit in her face, it will shock her so much she will forget about the weed.

whah evah

i do what i wan'

Hey man,
This happened to me not too long ago. My parents were pissed for about a day then its like they forgot all about it...however I don't know how forgiving your parents are. If its not your first time getting caught with drugs or something then just say something like "Mom, I'm tired of always getting in trouble...I really plan to clean up my act from now on."..if it is your first time, then say " I just wanted to see what it was like and I don't plan on doing any kind of drugs ever again."... however I may need to come up with some new things to say of my own. Also just accept their punishment...my brother and I learned that it doesnt help to get pissed and yell back a your parent.(and we learned it the hard way) Anyways...best of luck to you and if your ever gonna smoke up in the house agian i would recomend using one of those toliet paper rools w/ all the dryer sheet on/ in them. Good Luck , man.

Stop smoking pot?

We need more info about your home life, your parent's personality and how successful you are in school/work...

If you are successful and your shit is under control just calmly explain that you understand the consequences (if decriminalized in your state) and that you will exercise your right to responsibly use marijuana regardless of what she says.

you will exercise your right to responsibly use marijuana regardless of what she says.

Oh no he won't. De-criminalization=/=legality. It just means that you can't go to jail for it but that doesn't mean that it is allowed. You'll have to pay a fine.

Oh no he won't. De-criminalization=/=legality. It just means that you can't go to jail for it but that doesn't mean that it is allowed. You'll have to pay a fine.

I said accept the consequences, if a $100 fine is one of them and he is willing to risk that then why not?

He still has the ability to do whatever the fuck he wants regardless of what his parents say.

tell her its your 1st time and you are just experimenting because you had a shitty child hood

I made my dad feel shitty about being an alcoholic and he shut the hell up about me smoking weed and dxm and adderall.

at least they came out and asked you....

mine tore my room all to fuck, found what they wanted, and then checked us out of school early.... i was grounded until further notice, ended up getting out of the house in a week....

we pretty much just stopped giving a fuck, and they haven't said anything about it since...

Tell her she didn't love you enough as a child. She'll feel guilty and buy you cookies.

'we', 'us'.... Are you referring to a brother/sister? If not you either don't understand grammar or suffer from schizophrenia.

God I fucking hate these threads, your parents know how old are you and that you're "experimenting" and as long as they don't think you're getting high all god dam day they probably won't give two shits.

'we', 'us'.... Are you referring to a brother/sister? If not you either don't understand grammar or suffer from schizophrenia.

me and my sister....

SAme here
Well actually they ask me then I deny it then later when i go up to my room all my shit is on the floor and my parents will bestanding there holding the evidence and they will say whats this then?

I hate being caught......