It's like 7:00pm... and I'm about to go and get raped. Can't spare the 6 bux fo some protection.
Raw dogging is imminent... what I do?

troll attempt or what?

Just enjoy it. Once you're in prison it'll be normal.

Saran Wrap + rubber band.

oh well.....

stupid economy.

pull out and hope she isn't diseased :D

Steal them you dumbfuck.

Troll, but anyways, in high school 2 people I know had sex and used a ziplock sandwich bag as a condom. lol.

Hah! I'm trying to get this through my head. For one there'd be no feeling whatsoever for the guy. Second, those edges on the side of those bags where it's sealed together pumping in and out of a vagina seem like they'd cause some sort of pain/bleeding. If it ever came down to that for me I'd just stick it in her ass.

Steal some from walmart.

I love the Wal-Mart idea..... you should've answered earlier



SOOOoooooo......... went out to said chicks house, (she was house sitting in a tight-ass crib) Tried to find some
weed but alas, no avail. She said she had espresso, JACKPOT!!!! or so I thought....

"No condom, No Pussy!"

................

the mood was so dead at that point, there wasn't even a way to swing a BJ. I wasn't trying to half-ass shit.

So here's the lessons peons:

Bring your own condoms!.. and if you can't afford them, hit up Wal-Marts 5 finger discount.

shoutout to Istanbul!

You know, I think both men and women should have condoms handy.

But anyway...don't you have any friends who could give you one? Didn't the bitch have money? If she is sitting in a "tight ass crib" I would think she could cover.

hah, somehow this reminds me of the time my ex and I first had sex. Long story short she's allergic to latex and she didn't tell me till after we were done. Ever seen hives on a pussy before?

Wow. First, your ex sounds retarded.

Also - that made my vagina cringe.

Thanks for the shoutout. Next time just open a box of condoms in the store, put them in your pockets very discreetly, and go somewhere else in the store. Buy something totally unrelated like a box of pasta or shampoo. Walk out and don't get caught for profit.

Wow. First, your ex sounds retarded.

Also - that made my vagina cringe.

Would you call it.... a vaginal cringing? *shutters*

*shutters*

shudders??

Saran Wrap

*shutters*


god you people make me sick

You can get condoms for free, health programs and shit

There is only one acceptable solution : the autovasectomy.

Where is the instructional .pdf?

have her buy a dental dam...
lol.

i was watching americas most wanted and some rapist used a plastic bag as a condom.
atleast he cared :)

Use a balloon. Made out of the same shit condoms are.

Fucking ouch.

Fucking ouch.

The more you know.

Just pull out.

Troll, but anyways, in high school I fucked 2 people and used a ziplock sandwich bag as a condom. lol.

Fixed.

You could even blow it up if you were insecure about your size.

Go steal some from a University/Community College.

Get a job.

Steal them you dumbfuck.

Excactly what the fuck and since when do condoms cost $6.

Excactly what the fuck and since when do condoms cost $6.

When they come in 12 packs and they're trojans/durex?

Alright retards with the lame suggestions... the point was to attain some within a half hour...

the best ones I heard were the ballon (which I don't think this girl would've gone for) and stealing them...

which 3 days later your boi SWIM hit up WaWa, and assertained a 6-pack....

Check-mate bitches!!! now go find your own pussy.

It's fucking sad if you're desperate enough to actually consider using a house hold item as a condom. Atleast now you'll be wise enough to have condoms when you need them... or atleast have some cash for them. Lessoned learned, game over.

They give them out for free fucking lol. go to the local clinic or university they have to give them out for free.

Here's some advice: If you can't afford a box of condoms, then you certainly can't afford child support.

So don't risk it man, you'll be destitute for the rest of your life. Just fucking masturbate.

here's some advice: If you can't afford a box of condoms, then you certainly can't afford child support.

So don't risk it man, you'll be destitute for the rest of your life. Just fucking masturbate.

wrong answer!!!

Condoms are fucking free! Walk into a gas station, put a 3 pack in your pocket and walk out! EASILY!

lol thats the funniest thing i've read today, just because you can steal them does not make them free asshole.

Gas is also free if you don't have a license plate.

Money is free if you have a gun.

This also applies to dome (head).