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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2008-11-19, 19:44
Schwexx Schwexx is offline
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"Several years ago, sailors on long voyages used to leave a pair of pigs on every deserted island. Or they'd leave a pair of goats. Either way, on any future visit, the island would be a source of meat. These islands, they were pristine. These were home to breeds of birds with no natural predators. Breeds of birds that lived nowhere else on earth. The plants there, without enemies they evolved without thorns or poisons. Without predators and enemies, these islands, they were paradise. The sailors, the next time they visited these islands, the only things still there would be herds of goats or pigs. .... Does this remind you of anything? Maybe the ol' Adam and Eve story? .... You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?"
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Old 2008-11-25, 18:47
Green Tea is Good Green Tea is Good is offline
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ummm, cool story. hopefully God doesn't eat us.
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Old 2008-11-26, 20:29
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I don't really know what to say.
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Old 2008-12-01, 00:44
~The Maestro~ ~The Maestro~ is offline
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2012 duh
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Old 2008-12-01, 15:50
JumpRopinJesus JumpRopinJesus is offline
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Sounds like a very tasty apocalypse.
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Old 2008-12-02, 04:53
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You lost me at the end with Adam and Eve? If God wanted them to be like the pigs or goats why did be allow them to Sin which gave birth to our ultimate enemies, death and ourselves (wars, nukes, disease, etc.).

Anyways interesting nonetheless, aside of the obvious things your story ignores.
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Old 2008-12-05, 23:11
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2012 duh

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