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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-11-19, 13:26
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Default S&A "most likely to" awards...

I'm really bored so sue me.

1. Most likely to get an abortion:
2. Most likely to get pregnant before 20:
3. Most likely to turn into a nun:
4. Most likely to be seen on crimestoppers for mugging a grandma:
5. Most likely to be on FBI most wanted list:
6. Most likely to end up in jail:
7. Most likely to get married:
8. Most likely to have a sex change:
9. Most likely to use their nose as an umbrella:
10. Most likely to die a virgin:
11. Most likely to die of obesity:
12. Most likely to invent something and marry a supermodel:
13. Most likely to get dome(head), huff raid then molotov everything:
14. Most likely to end up in jail in a remote foreign country:
15. Most likely to end up together (S&A members):
16. Most Likely to be on the Dole:
17. Most Likely to be a Serial Killer:
18. Most likely to be a Page 3 girl:
19. Most likely to have been raped by a priest:
20. Most likely to become cheesy game show host:
21. Romeo and Juliet of totse:
22. Most annoying but loved award:
23. Most obvious 'secret' crush:
24. Biggest chav:
25. Most hated:
26. Biggest sexual deviant who acts innocent:
27: Most likely to have a drug OD:
28: Most loved
29: Best advice
30: Biggest troll
31: Person most in the closet

How this works: Copy + paste the list and answer one, answer them all, I don't care. GO!

4. Most likely to be seen on crimestoppers for mugging a grandma: Rabbitweed (Tins of tuna any one?)
5. Most likely to be on FBI most wanted list: JoePedo
6. Most likely to end up in jail: JoePedo
8. Most likely to have a sex change: HandOfZek
15. Most likely to end up together (S&A members): Tinted and Rykoshet
16. Most Likely to be on the Dole: Rabbitweed
20. Most likely to become cheesy game show host: Agent 008 - Always popping out of no where offering people to join the calander.
21. Romeo and Juliet of totse: Jack and OC
22. Most annoying but loved award: Xiao Mei
25. Most hated: WAN you fucking gook
28: Most loved Silverfuck
29: Best advice Euda
 #2 
Old 2008-11-19, 13:33
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Groovy.
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I make it into a list, for once.

My life is now complete.
 #3 
Old 2008-11-19, 13:38
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Teenage attention whore.
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31: Person most in the closet

...Hey :(
 #4 
Old 2008-11-19, 13:38
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Australia, Victoria.
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28: Most loved Silverfuck


23. Most obvious 'secret' crush: Arquin.
 #5 
Old 2008-11-19, 13:45
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23. Most obvious 'secret' crush: Arquin.

lol no wai!

I meant that she can say something like "I agree" and have 15 dudes quote her. My totse crush is an old school member :)

*edit*

Holy shit, I reread that...and...Forgotten...man...do you have a crush on me? *blushes*
 #6 
Old 2008-11-19, 13:50
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Australia, Victoria.
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lol no wai!

I meant that she can say something like "I agree" and have 15 dudes quote her.

Of course you did Arquin. :) That's why it's a 'secret'. :p Don't think I haven't noticed that you're always one of those 15 dudes.
 #7 
Old 2008-11-19, 14:26
PieGirl PieGirl is offline
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Most likely to die of obesity is mee :D
 #8 
Old 2008-11-19, 14:50
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Australia
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17 has to be me
 #9 
Old 2008-11-19, 15:01
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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10 & 11 fit me perfectly
 #10 
Old 2008-11-19, 15:09
neil420 neil420 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Blue Bird of Death
10 & 11 fit me perfectly


Thats pretty shitty.
 #11 
Old 2008-11-19, 15:42
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17 has to be me

I don't know about that... Two defence force psychologists recently expressed concern that I exhibited psychopathic tendencies, and I enjoy choking and/or "raping" the women I sleep with. It's best when they're not sure if it's a game anymore. So far it's always been by agreement. I'm also a dacryphile which nearly caused me a spot of bother the other day

Actually, thinking about it, I am of above average intelligence but working in a menial job (though I've got my third interview for an excellent one coming up and I am still at uni), played with fire as a child, had a bed wetting phase around age 10 and found myself "euthanising" fish in progressively more imaginative ways when I worked at an aquarium.

If I owned a VW beetle...
 #12 
Old 2008-11-19, 15:48
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14. Most likely to end up in jail in a remote foreign country:lostmyface



having nearly been in jail all ready in a foreign country several times, an being in a jail in my own country twice, i would like to nominate myself for this award.
 #13 
Old 2008-11-19, 17:31
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Canada
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8. Most likely to have a sex change: HandofZek
 #14 
Old 2008-11-19, 19:39
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Ohio
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19. Most likely to have been raped by a priest: ChiChi

Sorry Chichi I just get that vibe from you sometimes no hard feelings.

7. Most likely to get married: DeadlyAssassin

I'll make a more complete list later I gotta go pee in a cup for the man.
 #15 
Old 2008-11-19, 19:49
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I don't know about that... Two defence force psychologists recently expressed concern that I exhibited psychopathic tendencies, and I enjoy choking and/or "raping" the women I sleep with. It's best when they're not sure if it's a game anymore. So far it's always been by agreement. I'm also a dacryphile which nearly caused me a spot of bother the other day

Actually, thinking about it, I am of above average intelligence but working in a menial job (though I've got my third interview for an excellent one coming up and I am still at uni), played with fire as a child, had a bed wetting phase around age 10 and found myself "euthanising" fish in progressively more imaginative ways when I worked at an aquarium.

If I owned a VW beetle...

You made me look up dacryphile. Two thumbs up, thanks.
 #16 
Old 2008-11-19, 20:49
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I'm really bored so sue me.

1. Most likely to get an abortion: me Mad
2. Most likely to get pregnant before 20: stripped (sorry, but there's not many female posters here, and you're the youngest, which gives you the most time)
3. Most likely to turn into a nun: silverfuck?
4. Most likely to be seen on crimestoppers for mugging a grandma: jackketch
5. Most likely to be on FBI most wanted list: jackketch
6. Most likely to end up in jail: jackketch
7. Most likely to get married: silverfuck
8. Most likely to have a sex change: chichi
9. Most likely to use their nose as an umbrella: tr1p
10. Most likely to die a virgin: all males on totse
11. Most likely to die of obesity: carbonb
18. Most likely to be a Page 3 girl: ripstick
19. Most likely to have been raped by a priest: queerdeer


I'm tired of filling this out.
 #17 
Old 2008-11-19, 21:21
casanova casanova is offline
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17. Most Likely to be a Serial Killer:
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easeoflife
 #18 
Old 2008-11-19, 21:28
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Teenage attention whore.
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How come nobody has voted me as one of the cool ones? Mad
 #19 
Old 2008-11-19, 21:29
InimitableBallerina InimitableBallerina is offline
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Best advice: Fanglekai
Most annoying: Rykoshet; sometimes you have good advice but you are such an asshole
 #20 
Old 2008-11-19, 21:53
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New Zealand
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Biggest troll: Numberjumbo!
 #21 
Old 2008-11-19, 22:00
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Mesquite Texas
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31: Person most in the closet


cosmo.


10. Most likely to die a virgin:


Numberjumbo


21. Romeo and Juliet of totse:


XiPPiLLi and stormy


29: Best advice


Jackketch.
 #22 
Old 2008-11-19, 22:26
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New Zealand
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cosmo.



Numberjumbo



XiPPiLLi and stormy



Jackketch.
This.
 #23 
Old 2008-11-19, 23:31
dark-easterbunny dark-easterbunny is offline
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i'd expect a better topic by a regular :)
 #24 
Old 2008-11-19, 23:39
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Groovy.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dark-easterbunny
i'd expect a better topic by a regular :)


You're just envious you're not mentioned in it. :p





Ok, there you go:

13. Most likely to get dome(head), huff raid then molotov everything: dark-easterbunny
 #25 
Old 2008-11-19, 23:44
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This is really TMW.
 #26 
Old 2008-11-20, 00:47
Tinted Glass Tinted Glass is offline
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Rykoshet baby!!!

I wasn't sure about our futures, but the beautiful members of totse have voted.


We're going to end up together!!!


Or you kick it in my basement for a couple years, we have strange bouts of weird drunken sex, you get your green card, and leave me for my sister whose younger and taller.
 #27 
Old 2008-11-20, 00:58
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dodging the rain and tractors
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It can stay for the entertainment value.

(hell, have you seen the TV Schedule this month?)
 #28 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:03
Tinted Glass Tinted Glass is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
It can stay for the entertainment value.

(hell, have you seen the TV Schedule this month?)


You can live me me and Rykoshet too Jack, we should make a sitcom.

Then people would have something to watch.
 #29 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chichi
How come nobody has voted me as one of the cool ones? Mad


I wonder.
 #30 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:08
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Groovy.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
It can stay for the entertainment value.

(hell, have you seen the TV Schedule this month?)


I'm surprised that even during the property crisis, they still manage to have those shows on the british tv where someone you don't know goes around looking for a house to buy.
 #31 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:18
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dodging the rain and tractors
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I'm surprised that even during the property crisis, they still manage to have those shows on the british tv where someone you don't know goes around looking for a house to buy.

I normally don't watch TV...I have a rapidshare account. But since the wife bust her leg and has been living on the couch I've had to endure a lot of daytime tv...

Shoot me please.
 #32 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:28
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I want to be one but I think the only one that would fit me would be 14 :(

17. Most Likely to be a Serial Killer: Climbingthebelltower

What the fuck happened to that guy? He was a total sociopath.
 #33 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:40
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Teenage attention whore.
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1. Most likely to get an abortion: xxombie

2. Most likely to get pregnant before 20: stripped

3. Most likely to turn into a nun: Tinted Glass

4. Most likely to be seen on crimestoppers for mugging a grandma: Numjum

5. Most likely to be on FBI most wanted list: Kyoki

6. Most likely to end up in jail: Kyoki

7. Most likely to get married: andeanbr

8. Most likely to have a sex change: PieGirl

9. Most likely to use their nose as an umbrella: voodoonirvana

10. Most likely to die a virgin: WritingANovel

11. Most likely to die of obesity: jackketch

12. Most likely to invent something and marry a supermodel: Motley Crue

13. Most likely to get dome(head), huff raid then molotov everything: Euda, of course.

14. Most likely to end up in jail in a remote foreign country: TheVizier

15. Most likely to end up together (S&A members): WritingANovel and Enter

16. Most Likely to be on the Dole: korndawg

17. Most Likely to be a Serial Killer: Kyoki

18. Most likely to be a Page 3 girl: Chichi

19. Most likely to have been raped by a priest: Angry Blue Bird of Death

20. Most likely to become cheesy game show host: rabbitweed

21. Romeo and Juliet of totse: WritingANovel and Enter

22. Most annoying but loved award: Naffy

23. Most obvious 'secret' crush: WritingANovel :o

24. Biggest chav: Agent 008

25. Most hated: JoePedo

26. Biggest sexual deviant who acts innocent: JOEPEDO!

27: Most likely to have a drug OD: scovegner

28: Most loved: wires

29: Best advice: arquin

30: Biggest troll: Numjum

31: Person most in the closet: Chichi
 #34 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:48
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New Zealand
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<3 Chichi
 #35 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:49
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Ohio
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9. Most likely to use their nose as an umbrella: voodoonirvana


What is that even supposed to mean? I'm guessing it means stuck up?Confused
 #36 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:53
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Groovy.
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Chav?

Please explain yourself, good Sir. I demand satisfaction.
 #37 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:53
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Teenage attention whore.
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What is that even supposed to mean? I'm guessing it means stuck up?Confused

lawl. Sorry man, I just forgot to put you in so I put you under that. :o
 #38 
Old 2008-11-20, 02:02
andeanbr andeanbr is offline
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7. Most likely to get married: andeanbr


Awwwww. I'm only an acolyte and I got an "award" i feel so er... loved. :D
 #39 
Old 2008-11-20, 02:04
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Teenage attention whore.
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Awwwww. I'm only an acolyte and I got an "award" i feel so er... loved. :D

Didn't you say you registered an account JUST to answer my question?

If that was you, then that shows some commitment. :)
 #40 
Old 2008-11-20, 02:38
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mother superior
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Awww, thanks chichi
 #41 
Old 2008-11-20, 02:43
andeanbr andeanbr is offline
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Didn't you say you registered an account JUST to answer my question?

If that was you, then that shows some commitment. :)

Yep I did register to answer a question, can't remember if it was yours, maybe so. LOL Funny that you remembered :p
 #42 
Old 2008-11-20, 02:48
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lawl. Sorry man, I just forgot to put you in so I put you under that. :o

Haha ok. Had me confused.

And for your apology I am changing my answer I said earlier of you being more of a 19... to a..... lets see here..... 29. In your short time here I think you've helped me quite a bit more than most people I can think of here.
 #43 
Old 2008-11-20, 02:53
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Teenage attention whore.
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Haha ok. Had me confused.

And for your apology I am changing my answer I said earlier of you being more of a 19... to a..... lets see here..... 29. In your short time here I think you've helped me quite a bit more than most people I can think of here.

Aw thanks. :o
 #44 
Old 2008-11-20, 03:02
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Ontario canada
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lol i bug op

:)
 #45 
Old 2008-11-20, 03:22
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Die of obesity: Deadendgirl or Batgirl.

Lol, roast beef.
 #46 
Old 2008-11-20, 03:25
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lol i bug op

:)

coz ur creepy
 #47 
Old 2008-11-20, 03:48
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1. Most likely to get an abortion: pulse7
2. Most likely to get pregnant before 20: pulse7
5. Most likely to be on FBI most wanted list: joepedo
9. Most likely to use their nose as an umbrella: Tr1p. That guy's nose is huge.
10. Most likely to die a virgin: 90% of totse.
11. Most likely to die of obesity: Gus.
14. Most likely to end up in jail in a remote foreign country: probably arquin if he ever joins the FFL.
17. Most Likely to be a Serial Killer: climbingthebelltower for sure. His posts kinda freaked me out sometimes. Or the Robert Plywood guy.
21. Romeo and Juliet of totse: Vampire Archmiel and his girl.
22. Most annoying but loved award: bunny.meatball
25. Most hated: CarbonB
26. Biggest sexual deviant who acts innocent: Joepedo
27: Most likely to have a drug OD: half of totse
28: Most loved: lauren before she left. and before she made that really stupid thread.
 #48 
Old 2008-11-20, 05:55
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Australia, south east
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Chichi gets back to back 13 and 31
 #49 
Old 2008-11-20, 12:23
stripped stripped is offline
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Shit guys I've never even had unprotected sex and my man never wants to get intimate lately anyway. So hold your horses I'm not getting preggo.
 #50 
Old 2008-11-20, 12:34
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lol. look at all you faggots trying to self appoint yourselves. fail fail fail. this is a voting process bitches.
 #51 
Old 2008-11-20, 12:47
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...and my man never wants to get intimate lately anyway..

I like how you just slip that in there. Ouch.

And Huang, that's what I was thinking. Vote OTHERS.
 #52 
Old 2008-11-20, 13:49
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I got pregnant before I was 20!:o
And the person I hate most on totse is digital saviour...She's like that crazy Ann Coulter bitch, you know?
 #53 
Old 2008-11-20, 14:05
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I like how you just slip that in there. Ouch.

that's what she said Mad
 #54 
Old 2008-11-20, 14:12
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Australia
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that's what she said Mad

Zing!
 #55 
Old 2008-11-20, 21:58
stripped stripped is offline
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I like how you just slip that in there. Ouch.


Not much else is on the mind... guys are fucking retarded. You work your ass off to get pussy when you're not in a relationship but when you can have it where you want it, when you want it and how you want it, all the fucking time, it loses it's appeal.

Unfortunately the phrase "if I can't get it from you, I'll get it elsewhere" does not apply to me, can't be assed to cheat but I am a pretty good looking woman and it isn't right to be denied sex by the one I love when there are more guys than I can count who want to bone the fuck out of me.
 #56 
Old 2008-11-20, 22:25
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Not much else is on the mind... guys are fucking retarded. You work your ass off to get pussy when you're not in a relationship but when you can have it where you want it, when you want it and how you want it, all the fucking time, it loses it's appeal.

am i weird if this does not apply at all?
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Old 2008-11-20, 22:31
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I am a pretty good looking woman and it isn't right to be denied sex by the one I love when there are more guys than I can count who want to bone the fuck out of me.

hi :)
.
 #58 
Old 2008-11-20, 22:55
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I don't know about that... Two defence force psychologists recently expressed concern that I exhibited psychopathic tendencies, and I enjoy choking and/or "raping" the women I sleep with. It's best when they're not sure if it's a game anymore. So far it's always been by agreement. I'm also a dacryphile which nearly caused me a spot of bother the other day

Actually, thinking about it, I am of above average intelligence but working in a menial job (though I've got my third interview for an excellent one coming up and I am still at uni), played with fire as a child, had a bed wetting phase around age 10 and found myself "euthanising" fish in progressively more imaginative ways when I worked at an aquarium.

If I owned a VW beetle...

i totally win for 17.

diagnosed sociopath, kleptomaniac,and manic depressive (perscribed anti-pyscotics but wont take them because I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!)

I share choke/semi-violent fantasies (no clue what a dacryphile is)

i have a tested iq of 146 and have a taste for fine literature (milton, dante, dostoevsky, and lovecraft are my favorites.
fan of vampire novals (not this new twilight shit im more of a nosferatu kinda guy)

everyone played with fire when little
and i dont know why bed-wetting would make you a serial killer.



EVILMAN FOR SERIAL KILLER
 #59 
Old 2008-11-20, 23:12
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dodging the rain and tractors
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everyone played with fire when little
and i dont know why bed-wetting would make you a serial killer.

from Wiki

Bedwetting is one of the three behavioral characteristics of the Macdonald triad, described by John Macdonald in 1963.[38] The other two characteristics are firestarting and animal abuse. Macdonald determined in his research that there is an association between the a person displaying these three characteristics, and the person engaging in sociopathic criminal behavior. Bedwetting alone is not an indicator for sociopathy.
 #60 
Old 2008-11-20, 23:56
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from Wiki

Bedwetting is one of the three behavioral characteristics of the Macdonald triad, described by John Macdonald in 1963.[38] The other two characteristics are firestarting and animal abuse. Macdonald determined in his research that there is an association between the a person displaying these three characteristics, and the person engaging in sociopathic criminal behavior. Bedwetting alone is not an indicator for sociopathy.

Ok so two out of three makes me normal/borderline then.

Damned Scotsman should stick to flipping burgers.......Yo ketch been a while.
 #61 
Old 2008-11-21, 00:22
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Ok so two out of three makes me normal/borderline then.

Damned Scotsman should stick to flipping burgers.......Yo ketch been a while.

You have saddened us by your absence girl.
 #62 
Old 2008-11-21, 00:24
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most likely to get an abortion...

thread is a few months too late there bud :)
 #63 
Old 2008-11-21, 00:35
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hi :)
.

read:


Unfortunately the phrase "if I can't get it from you, I'll get it elsewhere" does not apply to me, can't be assed to cheat.

;)
 #64 
Old 2008-11-21, 00:36
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am i weird if this does not apply at all?

maybe you're more aggressive than the guy i'm with.
 #65 
Old 2008-11-21, 01:34
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read:



;)

It'd be no trouble for you, really. "Can't be assed to cheat"? I'll do the work for you.:)
 #66 
Old 2008-11-21, 03:10
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Hey stripped have you talked about it with him?

Oh and all the guys trying to pick up girls over the internet are:

10. Most likely to die a virgin ;)
 #67 
Old 2008-11-21, 03:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arquin
Hey stripped have you talked about it with him?

Oh and all the guys trying to pick up girls over the internet are:

10. Most likely to die a virgin ;)


Nope.
 #68 
Old 2008-11-21, 03:21
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maybe you're more aggressive than the guy i'm with.

not at all. i just kinda figure if you're going to be in a monogamous relationship you may as well enjoy the perks as often as you possibly can..
 #69 
Old 2008-11-21, 07:28
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31: Person most in the closet: Chichi

Doesnt the nature of the question mean that you are no longer in the closet and hence cannot be the person most in the closet?
 #70 
Old 2008-11-21, 09:45
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Doesnt the nature of the question mean that you are no longer in the closet and hence cannot be the person most in the closet?

I wish outing yourself on a public forum was the same as doing it in real life, but it isn't.
 #71 
Old 2008-11-21, 11:58
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Hey stripped have you talked about it with him?


Yeah, he either A. doesn't take me seriously or B. gets offended. It's not so much about him not wanting sex but actually initiating it, he has never made a move on me and I am really tired of wearing the so called "pants" in the relationship and putting all the work forth to get intimate. I honestly don't think he'd care if I never made advances on him at all. I've told him "you lead, I follow" or "okay you can wear the pants now" and "fucking why don't you ever kiss me first... and why am i always the one to make advances"
 #72 
Old 2008-11-21, 12:07
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I honestly don't think he'd care if I never made advances on him at all. I've told him "you lead, I follow" or "okay you can wear the pants now" and "fucking why don't you ever kiss me first... and why am i always the one to make advances"

That sucks. :( Thread worthy issue.

Although, you could sit him down and make it a little more serious. Tell him you want him to dominate you.
 #73 
Old 2008-11-21, 14:16
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Yeah, he either A. doesn't take me seriously or B. gets offended. It's not so much about him not wanting sex but actually initiating it, he has never made a move on me and I am really tired of wearing the so called "pants" in the relationship and putting all the work forth to get intimate. I honestly don't think he'd care if I never made advances on him at all. I've told him "you lead, I follow" or "okay you can wear the pants now" and "fucking why don't you ever kiss me first... and why am i always the one to make advances"

You're his girlfriend out of convenience. Also, since you do the work anyway, he doesn't have to. That's really pathetic, and once again I'm amazed at how women fail to grasp these simple concepts. They put up with this ridiculous shit instead of starting over. Why? Fear of being alone? Needing a man to validate your existence? The relationship won't last, so move on and find someone who will actually put forth effort and appreciate you.
 #74 
Old 2008-11-21, 16:03
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5. Most likely to be on FBI most wanted list: JoePedo
6. Most likely to end up in jail: JoePedo


lol :)

I'm really bored so sue me.


5. Most likely to be on FBI most wanted list:
6. Most likely to end up in jail:
14. Most likely to end up in jail in a remote foreign country:
16. Most Likely to be on the Dole:
17. Most Likely to be a Serial Killer:


Can i take these 5? :)
 #75 
Old 2008-11-21, 16:06
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Can i take these 5? :)

Only if someone else nominates you.
 #76 
Old 2008-11-21, 17:49
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I am a pretty good looking woman

not with that fucking face you're not
 #77 
Old 2008-11-21, 17:59
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not with that fucking face you're not

Shut up, acolyte.
 #78 
Old 2008-11-21, 20:20
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Actually, what the fuck...

26 should be ripstick.
 #79 
Old 2008-11-21, 20:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chichi
Actually, what the fuck...

26 should be ripstick.


Wait... what? Why am I a sexual deviant?

And what's a page 3 girl? Does that mean I'll be the fold out in a porn mag?
 #80 
Old 2008-11-21, 20:35
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Wait... what? Why am I a sexual deviant?

...Read your threads.
 #81 
Old 2008-11-21, 20:37
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...Read your threads.

Point taken. Thanks Chichi... I guess.
 #82 
Old 2008-11-22, 04:09
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5. Most likely to be on FBI most wanted list:Chimero or JoePedo i cant decide

6. Most likely to end up in jail:Chimero

8. Most likely to have a sex change:Enter

10. Most likely to die a virgin:Enter

26. Biggest sexual deviant who acts innocent: JoePedo
 #83 
Old 2008-11-22, 15:25
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Get forgotten...Me.

Poor Pete. :(
 #84 
Old 2008-11-22, 21:42
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Do me!! Do me next!!
 #85 
Old 2008-11-22, 21:49
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Do me (he ad)!! Do me (he ad) next!!

Fixed.
 #86 
Old 2008-11-22, 21:50
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Fixed.

Fuck me gently if I don't love you.

I love you :D:D:D:D
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Old 2008-11-22, 23:12
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Fuck me gently if I don't love you.

I love you :D:D:D:D

I fucking put you in mine!

Bitch. Mad
 
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