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 #1 
Old 2008-11-19, 02:33
Shrapnel v.2.0 Shrapnel v.2.0 is offline
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Default So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Yeah it sounds ridiculous but its true. My girlfriend who I have been with for about 3 months, coincidentally named meg, resembles meg from Family Guy down to every last detail. She is somewhat nerdy, doesn't have many friends, shes 21 and still talks to her stuffed animals. Her body also somewhat resembles that of meg along with her tendency to be very awkward in social situations.

Every time I watch family guy, she resembles meg more and more and its starting to pull me away from her. The more I watch the show, the more I see direct correlation between the two and the less I am attracted to my girlfriend. It sounds crazy but its true. What should I do totse? Stop watching Family Guy? Break up with her? Murder/Suicide? Huff raid?
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Old 2008-11-19, 02:36
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

What should I do totse? Stop watching Family Guy? Break up with her? Murder/Suicide? Huff raid?

All of the above, in that order.
 #3 
Old 2008-11-19, 02:37
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Hahaha! That's fucking hilarious.

Dude if you're being serious then that really sucks. But if you're gonna let a tv show (a shitty one nonetheless) ruin your relationship then I doubt you have that much feeling for her to begin with. You sound very shallow.
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Old 2008-11-19, 02:40
Mogli of the Jungle Mogli of the Jungle is offline
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

You trolls get funnier every day.
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Old 2008-11-19, 02:57
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Can she grow her finger nails amazingly long?

"Ow... that kind of hurt."
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Old 2008-11-19, 03:00
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Stop smoking weed, if you do.

'cause that sounds an awful lot like a correlation I'd make while stoned.
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Old 2008-11-19, 03:17
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

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Originally Posted by AllyLovely
Stop smoking weed, if you do.

'cause that sounds an awful lot like a correlation I'd make while stoned.


:D the only time in my life Animal Ccollective lyrics made sense.


but yeah i call troll on this dude.

otherwise, if she's meg from family guy dump her. eugh.
 #8 
Old 2008-11-19, 03:49
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Dude, I'd bang Meg. Just to get a shot at Lois. Post a picture, and we'll all tell you she doesn't even look like Meg.
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Old 2008-11-19, 05:10
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

If you would dump her over a TV show, then why did you bother going out with her?
 #10 
Old 2008-11-19, 08:14
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

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Originally Posted by Fanglekai
What should I do totse? Stop watching Family Guy? Break up with her? Murder/Suicide? Huff raid?

All of the above, in that order.


Reverse order, all the way. Huff raid first, always huff before asking totse
 #11 
Old 2008-11-19, 08:25
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

This was hilarious. Troll or not I fucking Lawled!
 #12 
Old 2008-11-19, 17:46
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

I approve of this troll!
 #13 
Old 2008-11-19, 19:47
Shrapnel v.2.0 Shrapnel v.2.0 is offline
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Yeah, not trolling. I am dead fucking serious. Shes obsessed with Ugly Betty and writes fan fiction, her parents don't give a shit about her, shes somewhat chubby, but not fat (just not very curvy). The list goes on and on to the point where I can't even remember the similarities I find in the show, probably because I make these associations while blazed. Nevertheless, its starting to interfere with our sex lives, every time I'm fucking her, I just can't help but to feel like I am fucking meg and I can't keep an erection. I stay pretty hard for about the first 10 minutes, then my mind starts to wander and she turns into meg and I go limp. From that point on, nothing can save my boner. Nothing.
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Old 2008-11-19, 19:49
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Alright come on, you've got to show us pics of this girl.
 #15 
Old 2008-11-19, 19:51
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

dude, pics noa
 #16 
Old 2008-11-19, 21:20
ego-twitcher ego-twitcher is offline
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

just fuck her, if she fucks like meg, then dump her ass. if she fucks like a woman, keep her.
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Old 2008-11-19, 21:37
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Oh, come on now...

http://www.sexycartoonporn.net/Images/2007/05/tram-pararam-incest.jpg
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Old 2008-11-19, 21:37
InimitableBallerina InimitableBallerina is offline
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

"Bonnie and I are about to watch Grey's Anatomy if you want to join, Peter."
"Oh Joe, that just sounds awful."

Oh man, is she obsessed with you like Meg is on the show with the boys she crushed on? Because that would be scary in and of itself. I have never dated someone that I could put as a character, but she sounds awful. Ugly Betty....
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Old 2008-11-20, 00:15
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Am I the only one who happens to actually be watching Family guy?
 #20 
Old 2008-11-20, 00:44
korndawg korndawg is offline
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Dude, Meg Griffin's hot, what are you complaining about. Go for it!
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Old 2008-11-20, 00:47
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

This thread is worthless without pictures.
 #22 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:52
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

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Originally Posted by InimitableBallerina
"Bonnie and I are about to watch Grey's Anatomy if you want to join, Peter."
"Oh Joe, that just sounds awful."

Oh man, is she obsessed with you like Meg is on the show with the boys she crushed on? Because that would be scary in and of itself. I have never dated someone that I could put as a character, but she sounds awful. Ugly Betty....


Oh yeah this is one major thing I left out. I took her virginity so 1.) She doesn't fuck good 2.) SHES FUCKING OBSESSED. It gets really fucking creepy at times, she talks about me NON-STOP to her friends. She also has this really weird tendency to try and stare me in the eyes when were having sex, does anyone else find this weird?
 #23 
Old 2008-11-20, 01:57
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

I grow weary of your trolling.
 #24 
Old 2008-11-20, 02:41
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

MadMadMad Post pics. Nudes, NOW MadMadMad
 #25 
Old 2008-11-20, 04:26
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

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Originally Posted by Yggdrasil
MadMadMad Post pics. Nudes, NOW MadMadMad


STFU AND GTFO ACOLYTE. NOT YET MadMad

sooo with further due (idk)


NUDES OR GTFO
 #26 
Old 2008-11-20, 16:33
InimitableBallerina InimitableBallerina is offline
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Oh yeah this is one major thing I left out. I took her virginity so 1.) She doesn't fuck good 2.) SHES FUCKING OBSESSED. It gets really fucking creepy at times, she talks about me NON-STOP to her friends. She also has this really weird tendency to try and stare me in the eyes when were having sex, does anyone else find this weird?

Oh god I used to hate when my boyfriend tried to look at me during any part of sex. I don't want to look at anyone... it's just awkward. He also had a tendency of smiling really cheesy like after getting his. *rolls eyes* Glad that's over.

Yeah I say that a pic would be helpful but based on the facts, and if this isn't a troll, you need to run.
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Old 2008-11-20, 16:35
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Sell her to someone who jerks it to cartoon porn.
 #28 
Old 2008-11-21, 01:00
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

stop watching family guy. you wont be missing much.
 #29 
Old 2008-11-21, 01:19
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Seriously people, pics or troll. I call troll.
 #30 
Old 2008-11-21, 04:20
Shrapnel v.2.0 Shrapnel v.2.0 is offline
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Default Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship

Yeah I am still not a troll. I choose not to post pictures of her because a small part of her still respects her and won't plaster her all over the fucking internet!
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Old 2008-11-21, 05:59
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Originally Posted by Shrapnel v.2.0
Yeah I am still not a troll. I choose not to post pictures of her because a small part of her still respects her and won't plaster her all over the fucking internet!


Troll.
 
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