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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-11-19, 02:33
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So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Yeah it sounds ridiculous but its true. My girlfriend who I have been with for about 3 months, coincidentally named meg, resembles meg from Family Guy down to every last detail. She is somewhat nerdy, doesn't have many friends, shes 21 and still talks to her stuffed animals. Her body also somewhat resembles that of meg along with her tendency to be very awkward in social situations.
Every time I watch family guy, she resembles meg more and more and its starting to pull me away from her. The more I watch the show, the more I see direct correlation between the two and the less I am attracted to my girlfriend. It sounds crazy but its true. What should I do totse? Stop watching Family Guy? Break up with her? Murder/Suicide? Huff raid?
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#2
 2008-11-19, 02:36
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
What should I do totse? Stop watching Family Guy? Break up with her? Murder/Suicide? Huff raid?
All of the above, in that order.
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#3
 2008-11-19, 02:37
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Hahaha! That's fucking hilarious.
Dude if you're being serious then that really sucks. But if you're gonna let a tv show (a shitty one nonetheless) ruin your relationship then I doubt you have that much feeling for her to begin with. You sound very shallow.
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#4
 2008-11-19, 02:40
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
You trolls get funnier every day.
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#5
 2008-11-19, 02:57
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Can she grow her finger nails amazingly long?
"Ow... that kind of hurt."
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#6
 2008-11-19, 03:00
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Stop smoking weed, if you do.
'cause that sounds an awful lot like a correlation I'd make while stoned.
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#7
 2008-11-19, 03:17
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
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Originally Posted by AllyLovely
Stop smoking weed, if you do.
'cause that sounds an awful lot like a correlation I'd make while stoned.
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:D the only time in my life Animal Ccollective lyrics made sense.
but yeah i call troll on this dude.
otherwise, if she's meg from family guy dump her. eugh.
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#8
 2008-11-19, 03:49
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Dude, I'd bang Meg. Just to get a shot at Lois. Post a picture, and we'll all tell you she doesn't even look like Meg.
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#9
 2008-11-19, 05:10
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
If you would dump her over a TV show, then why did you bother going out with her?
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#10
 2008-11-19, 08:14
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
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Originally Posted by Fanglekai
What should I do totse? Stop watching Family Guy? Break up with her? Murder/Suicide? Huff raid?
All of the above, in that order.
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Reverse order, all the way. Huff raid first, always huff before asking totse
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#11
 2008-11-19, 08:25
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
This was hilarious. Troll or not I fucking Lawled!
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#12
 2008-11-19, 17:46
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
I approve of this troll!
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#13
 2008-11-19, 19:47
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Yeah, not trolling. I am dead fucking serious. Shes obsessed with Ugly Betty and writes fan fiction, her parents don't give a shit about her, shes somewhat chubby, but not fat (just not very curvy). The list goes on and on to the point where I can't even remember the similarities I find in the show, probably because I make these associations while blazed. Nevertheless, its starting to interfere with our sex lives, every time I'm fucking her, I just can't help but to feel like I am fucking meg and I can't keep an erection. I stay pretty hard for about the first 10 minutes, then my mind starts to wander and she turns into meg and I go limp. From that point on, nothing can save my boner. Nothing.
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#14
 2008-11-19, 19:49
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Alright come on, you've got to show us pics of this girl.
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#15
 2008-11-19, 19:51
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
dude, pics noa
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#16
 2008-11-19, 21:20
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
just fuck her, if she fucks like meg, then dump her ass. if she fucks like a woman, keep her.
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#17
 2008-11-19, 21:37
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Oh, come on now...
http://www.sexycartoonporn.net/Images/2007/05/tram-pararam-incest.jpg
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#18
 2008-11-19, 21:37
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
"Bonnie and I are about to watch Grey's Anatomy if you want to join, Peter."
"Oh Joe, that just sounds awful."
Oh man, is she obsessed with you like Meg is on the show with the boys she crushed on? Because that would be scary in and of itself. I have never dated someone that I could put as a character, but she sounds awful. Ugly Betty....
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#19
 2008-11-20, 00:15
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Am I the only one who happens to actually be watching Family guy?
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#20
 2008-11-20, 00:44
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Dude, Meg Griffin's hot, what are you complaining about. Go for it!
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#21
 2008-11-20, 00:47
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
This thread is worthless without pictures.
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#22
 2008-11-20, 01:52
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
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Originally Posted by InimitableBallerina
"Bonnie and I are about to watch Grey's Anatomy if you want to join, Peter."
"Oh Joe, that just sounds awful."
Oh man, is she obsessed with you like Meg is on the show with the boys she crushed on? Because that would be scary in and of itself. I have never dated someone that I could put as a character, but she sounds awful. Ugly Betty....
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Oh yeah this is one major thing I left out. I took her virginity so 1.) She doesn't fuck good 2.) SHES FUCKING OBSESSED. It gets really fucking creepy at times, she talks about me NON-STOP to her friends. She also has this really weird tendency to try and stare me in the eyes when were having sex, does anyone else find this weird?
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#23
 2008-11-20, 01:57
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
I grow weary of your trolling.
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#24
 2008-11-20, 02:41
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#25
 2008-11-20, 04:26
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
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Originally Posted by Yggdrasil
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STFU AND GTFO ACOLYTE. NOT YET 
sooo with further due (idk)
NUDES OR GTFO
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#26
 2008-11-20, 16:33
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Oh yeah this is one major thing I left out. I took her virginity so 1.) She doesn't fuck good 2.) SHES FUCKING OBSESSED. It gets really fucking creepy at times, she talks about me NON-STOP to her friends. She also has this really weird tendency to try and stare me in the eyes when were having sex, does anyone else find this weird?
Oh god I used to hate when my boyfriend tried to look at me during any part of sex. I don't want to look at anyone... it's just awkward. He also had a tendency of smiling really cheesy like after getting his. *rolls eyes* Glad that's over.
Yeah I say that a pic would be helpful but based on the facts, and if this isn't a troll, you need to run.
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#27
 2008-11-20, 16:35
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Sell her to someone who jerks it to cartoon porn.
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#28
 2008-11-21, 01:00
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
stop watching family guy. you wont be missing much.
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#29
 2008-11-21, 01:19
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Seriously people, pics or troll. I call troll.
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#30
 2008-11-21, 04:20
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
Yeah I am still not a troll. I choose not to post pictures of her because a small part of her still respects her and won't plaster her all over the fucking internet!
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#31
 2008-11-21, 05:59
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Teenage attention whore.
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Re: So I think meg from Family Guy is ruining my relationship
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Originally Posted by Shrapnel v.2.0
Yeah I am still not a troll. I choose not to post pictures of her because a small part of her still respects her and won't plaster her all over the fucking internet!
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Troll.
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