So my sixth month is coming up. I need some male input.

My boyfriend, nor any man I've meet, is not big on anniversaries. It's irritating and bothersome. So I want to make it fun and something he'll look forward to. Any ideas for costumes, outtings or surprises. What would you love to be surprised with, and what would make you look forward to the next anniversary?

Copious amounts of blowjobs and beer?

Costumes?

copious amounts of blowjobs and beer?

this...

Costumes?

Wondering if I should buy some special lingerie or outfit for the occassion...

I didn't mean like going to dinner and a movie in a pirate suit.

You're over 6 months away and you worry about this? Put some thought into something more important. Something like making sure the relationship will last out the year.

you know why men are sick of anniversaries? cause you girls have to have one like every fucking day. "omg its our two week an 3 day anniversary!" please lay off it. this kind of behavior freaks us out, or at least me.


an if you do want to do something for your six month deal that is special let him do anal on you. that is something that he will remember.

I'm a girl and I hate anniversaries. I feel pressured to do something, and then I don't want to do something if he forgot, and blah blah blah....


We kinda just make sure we spend the day together and blow everything else off.

Done anal...

This will be the first time we've celebrated our relationship so I wanted to do something special. All the other 'anniveraries' were too trivial to pay attention to. I just want to do something sexy and fantastic to make him realize how much i love, enjoy and want him.

Instead of flaming me give me an idea for a surprise. Would you guys love to come home to?

well if anal is off the table...


make a nude video of your self, you know strip an touch yourself while talking dirty into the camera. (just make sure this vid never finds it way onto the inter webs)

but yeah this is a serious reply. my current girlfriend did this for my birthday. was way hot. if you are not comfortable with vids then make like a photo book for him.

If this is just about you showing him some mad affection, this is so easy. Just tell him you need him to come over that night, maybe even make it sound like you're down or something. Then when he shows up, you'll be dressed in a mini-skirt with no panties on (and anything else that might go along with a schoolgirl or maid outfit). Let him know this fact early on, but no touching yet. Drink some wine together in a dimly lit room. After a few glasses, pull out some cool whip or other fun food and get to business. After sexy time, head to the shower for more sex. The next morning he should wake up to a blowjob. Anniversary success!

dinner and a movie in a pirate suit.

See, you knew the answer all along.

But yeh, anything successful is probably going to involve his schlong and your mouth. That is, successful by the standards of your expectations (i.e. Making it memorable, he looks forward to the next one, whatever).

It's arguably one of our gender's flaws. But fuck you, we invented the wheel.

So I pretty much have wear something slutty and suck his dick? Come on guys, that's like every monday, wednesday and friday night for him. I want something special.

For example. One point in time I was out of a job and he was working really hard to support us. So I made him a surprise. When he came home there was a sign that read 'Happy Endings Massage Parlour' on the door. He walked in and I was dressed as a little japanese girl in a short jean skirt and tube top. I lead him into the living room where there was a table with his favurite chocolates and some wine glasses on it. I had moved all the bedding to living room floor. I told him to snack, take of his clothes and get under the towel. Then I gave him a full front and back body massage for about 1 hr and a half, with, obviously, a happy ending.

Now that was a surprise.

going to dinner and a movie in a pirate suit.

^^ this.

I fucking hate anniversaries too. I've never celebrated them before, but I'm pretty sure my current girlfriend is the type to freak out over them.

Do something nice (I say "nice" and not "special" because you don't need to do something magical and new and original to have a good time) but not over the top.

I'd definitely say do something sexy. Try something new in bed. Go out and buy some trinkets from a sex shop, it doesn't have to be anything too exciting or expensive. Get warming lube and give him a sexual massage, or leather shackles and a sexy outfit and come home wearing them.

Just don't do the stupid fancy dinner by the magical moonlit stars thing. It sucks.

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Just don't do the stupid fancy dinner by the magical moonlit stars thing. It sucks.

Not my style.

make a nude video of your self, you know strip an touch yourself while talking dirty into the camera. (just make sure this vid never finds it way onto the inter webs)

You are doing it wrong!

make a nude video of your self, you know strip an touch yourself while talking dirty into the camera. (just make sure this vid finds it way onto totse!)

Fixed.

Learn from your mistakes, nigger.

^^ this.

Wouln't you prefer if I wore a little red jumper and pigtails?

If dressing up and lots of hot sex isn't it, then maybe find a show (concert) around town that he'd really like or just think about his hobbies and what he really enjoys doing and try to play off of of them.

the closest things you can do aren't sexual. If it is more for him surprise him with something he likes... IDK pizza beer and metallica tickets?

just get some speed and booze and fuck him all night. then make him breakfast in the morning.

Just something different would be good enough for me. The pirate suit sounds like a shit load of fun, to me.

You are doing it wrong!.


people like you making dumb post asking for tits or gtfo are why this place is so lame. any one that would have anything decent to say is immediately scared away by all the fucking kids that hang out around here.

/rant

I know it seems like I'm going along with everyone else, but seriously, you should do that pirate thing.

I know at least personally, I think it would be awesome if my girlfriend just randomly did that to me. It would definitely be memorable, which is what you want, isn't it? It would easily be better than just wearing lingerie and giving him a blowjob, because you already said that happens all the time. This doesn't.

Maybe I'm just weird, and am extremely entertained my stuff like that, though. Who knows. I think it'd be worth the shot.

Alright then.I wasn't serious but I guess I'm going to be a pirate. I bet he'll be too embarassed to take me out.

There will be pics.

Man, I'm terrible at remembering anniversaries. My last boyfriend and I dated for 2 years and we never celebrated a single one. In fact we couldn't even remember when we started dating and finally decided that it was either two months before or two months after August 2006... or maybe 2005. I just can't remember.
On that note the closest thing to an anniversary we ever celebrated was the last valentines day we had together. This consisted of us splitting a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 and then staggering to our local dive bar to play pool until we blacked out. Best fucking valentine's day ever.

Okay so wear some thigh high stocking, tiny lace boy shorts, and a black lace bra. Be ready for him when he comes in. The second he comes in give him a massive pash and bring him to the lounge room, fix him a drink (Baileys, kaluah, icecream milkshake to hide the bitter taste of the 2 hits of ecstasy you put in it [wait, he'd be cool with you spiking his drink, right?]) any way. Make sure dinner is almost ready - Rib Eye steak (600g+), roast vegetables and some icecream. Start giving him a blowjob and incorporate the icecream into it, don't finish him, just tease him. When he's done eating take him upstairs to the bedroom and start giving him a lapdance. Now take it to the bed and get into the doggy style position, he's going to start coming up now so let him put on some massive headphones with his favorite music playing, the next step takes a bit of balance on your behalf: He's going to want t start playing either Left 4 Dead or the lates Medal of Honor while still fucking you, so you're going to need to stay in the doggystyle position while he puts the laptop on your back and PWNS some N00bs.

Once he's come up he wont want to play games any more and he's going to want to ravage the shit out of you. Fuck him like it's the end of the world. Seriously. Toys, costume, role play, everything. He'll last ages because he's on pills. Now whip out some coke and let him do a line off your ass, tits and stomach. Fuck him till he blows and make sure to swallow every bit of it.

Whip out a fat joint light it up say "Happy anniversary baby" then pass it over.

Stuff

No celebration is complete without whiskey.

Six months is not worth noting. Do you celebrate a half birthday? Wait another six months. It will probably be over by then anyway.

No celebration is complete without whiskey.

Psssht...MDMA + Cocaine is good enough.

Words spoken by a wise man.

It's kind of sad that it's only been six months and you've already used up the novelty of lingerie, blowjobs and anal sex. Now you're already dressing up as a pirate? How are you going to up the ante after you've got all the good stuff out of the way in the first six months?

Psssht...MDMA + Cocaine is good enough.

Not when it's MDMA, cocaine, AND whiskey. I like my hard drugs wet please.

Just think if they get married.

Do brothels come in six packs?

Just think if they get married.

Do brothels come in six packs?

No but six packs are in brothels.

Now you're already dressing up as a pirate?

You say that like it's a bad thing!?

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My vote either goes to a massage + pirate dinner or put it in his butt.

Alright then.I wasn't serious but I guess I'm going to be a pirate.

Eeeeeexcellent.

See, it's this curious little thing. Celebrating your one-week-and-three day anniversary with great fanfare the day after your one-week-and-two-day anniversary while forcing a quiz from seventeen down his throat and revolving the rest of your life around painting on your body and amassing hordes of six-hundred-dollar shoes which all look the same is a giant fucking warning sign.

If one pauses long enough not to run the fuck away like a smart person when one sees the words "WARNING!!!" in giant fucking letters, and actually reads the fine print underneath on the sign, it actually says something.

And this is what it says...

"WARNING!!!

I do not value you as a person in the slightest. I will spend all your money on a giant-ass fairy tale wedding. My only use for you is the perverse hope of playing "dolly" with your sperm - and I'll treat your kids like a doll, too, ignoring them like an inanimate object while I project my own thoughts, hopes, feelings and aspirations onto them as a helpless victim, as I dress them and shove food down their throats without listening to their feelings - they're only dolls. I'll spend my entire fucking life in a dreamland fairy-tale script about feminine bondage, a script which I fit random people which come along into rather than valuing them as the people they are. When this bullshit fairy-tale story fails to manifest my fulfillment, rather than figuring out my own hopes, my own dreams, and my own aspirations, I'll just blame both you and our children, and I will treat you - and our kids - like shit for my own failures to develop my own identity independent of Disney animated movies.

And then, when I finally learn, in the twilight of my life, that children aren't dolls to shove a bottle in when I want to play and to ignore when I don't, that life is made up of meeting every day head-on rather than 'happily ever after' if I can trick any token man at all into my dream wedding, and that I'll have to find my own happiness and pursuit rather than swallowing any bullshit tale that comes along and hoping it will magically happen - I will divorce you, breaking your heart, and steal every bit of material posessions you have in this world.

...and I will still blame you for my own shortcomings."

Now... as one may notice, the fine print is actually much, much more terrifying than "warning!" In fact... it's pretty freaky and fucked-up.

A pirate suit, at least, says "I have a sense of humor and am secure enough not to take myself seriously." 'n that, I dare say, is far, far more reassuring.

I bet he'll be too embarassed to take me out.

There will be pics.

:D

Epic win!!!

Seriously... if you're more secure and self-assured than your partner, you will definately be "the cool one" in the relationship. Promise. ;)

Wouln't you prefer if I wore a little red jumper and pigtails?

Funny you should mention it... pirates (well, okay, the british navy - but that's because they're british) actually invented the habit of bringing cabin boys along for those loooong sea voyages. ;)

Bonus points if you can work that into the evening. :p

You say that like it's a bad thing!?

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Hey, don't get me wrong, I enjoy sexy dress-up as much as the next girl, but that seems premature...like the kind of things you do when you've been dating for a while and you've got to throw in something crazy now and then, not when you've been dating for six months.

P.S.

How are you going to up the ante after you've got all the good stuff out of the way in the first six months?

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2173958

;)

Make him a steak, then sex.

What the fuck is with girls and Anniversaries?

It's so cliche' and unoriginal. Just fucking be together and love eachother...Isn't that enough? You have to mark these stupid fucking "events" or whatever...Ugh...I can't explain it, but just let it go. You're a stupid vagina-monger and I'm going to fornicate you with a heated steel rod

Ain't nothin' wrong with dressing up like pirates.

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I noticed you mentioned you are poor.

Just take him for a walk through the park.

I need some male input.

i am male, and i'm going to give you some "input".

specify socket plz?

I'm not poor any more. I make more money then he does.

And as you've guys have been extremely helpful...

I'll figure something out myself. Thanks.

Arquin's idea was the best.

you know why men are sick of anniversaries? cause you girls have to have one like every fucking day. "omg its our two week an 3 day anniversary!" please lay off it. this kind of behavior freaks us out, or at least me.

Haha, I agree. I'm a girl and I don't think that 'anniversaries' of less than a year are worth celebrating. I remember when I was in high school and all of my friends would celebrate their 1 and 2 month 'anniversaries' before moving on to another boyfriend...

Fuck, I just realized, I don't even know when my boyfriend and I's (what the fuck is the proper grammar for that? Boyfriend and my's?) anniversary is. We got together sometime in the first half of July but after the 4th. That's as close as I can remember.

This consisted of us splitting a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 and then staggering to our local dive bar to play pool until we blacked out. Best fucking valentine's day ever.

That sounds like a blast!

Sounds akin to my evening with 2O and some laser tag. XD

Fuck, I just realized, I don't even know when my boyfriend and I's (what the fuck is the proper grammar for that? Boyfriend and my's?) anniversary is. We got together sometime in the first half of July but after the 4th. That's as close as I can remember.

I would just say "our"