One of my buddys found a way to grow a bonzai bud plant but his only method to it is getting drunk for 3 weeks. Does anybody know how to do it?

um...what?

his only method to it is getting drunk for 3 weeks??? what does that mean

um...what?

his only method to it is getting drunk for 3 weeks??? what does that mean

Like day one of the first week you try to grow the plant normally and the you start drinking that same night.

Like day one of the first week you try to grow the plant normally and the you start drinking that same night.

so whats your question? can anybody put a plain in soil, then drink for 3 weeks? im pretty sure we all can.

I approve of the level of random incoherent rambling in this thread

wha da fak is goin on????

Johnny has a stump. Its name is George.

Well I have no idea what the OP is talking about, but I would love to grow a bonsai weed plant. Not even because I'm a stoner. I've always liked growing and experimenting with plants, and marijuana is one of the most interesting plants I know of (even if it didn't get you high).

The whole male and female thing just really tops it off. Not many plants have genders.

Edit: For those of you who don't know plant lingo, a bonsai is when you grow a plant in a really small pot, and after many years it looks really cool, like a tiny tree, except with noticeable aging.

http://www.bonsai.co.uk/pine1.JPGhttp://www.bonsaigardener.org/bonsai-articles/uploads/fengshui-bonsai.jpg

Imagine that but with a weed plant

http://www.growmagicmushrooms.co.uk/images/lowryder/mature.jpg

It's called lowryder (and it's hybrids).

Peace.

That is a strain of marijuana that doesn't grow tall. That is not the same as a bonsai. Although it is still interesting.

Johnny Bonanno explained it perfectly well, or at least as well as he could.

There must be a way to make a bonzai weed plant that DOESN'T SMELL because there's really no other reason anyone should have a gigantic activated carbon filter sticking out of the side of a box, a computer case, or a closet.

Tons people have "mother" plants that are kept in their vegetative state indefinitely that are only used for cloning. Alot of them use pruning methods to have "bonzai moms" but they never put them into flower.

inb4troll (and subsequent lock)

BLTC never ceases to amaze me. None of you know what in fuck's name you're talking about except this guy:

Tons people have "mother" plants that are kept in their vegetative state indefinitely that are only used for cloning. Alot of them use pruning methods to have "bonzai moms" but they never put them into flower.

Wow, what a trip.

Because a tiny plant in the veg stage is going to stink out an ENTIRE room...

all u ave to do is plant it in a small pot a whoppe do uve got yourself a bonzi o n keep it alive 4 a few years

he accidentally the whole thing!!!

I dont give a fuck if it smells dude but i know that there is a certain lighting trick to achieving it.

Have YOU been drinking for 3 weeks JB? This thread is full of randomness... lighting trick???

Grow questions belong in TGO.