So, murder/suicide or what?

Btw I'm not an acolyte, it's a new name.

Details or suicide.

Details or suicide.

Both.

Are you a girl or a guy?

Is your friend a girl or a guy?

This makes all the difference.

*waits for details*

wtf.. is it me or does that sound retarded?

your EX cheated on you?

sorry bro, you made the ho fair game... doe.

I'm assuming what he means is that she cheated on him while they were dating and he just found this out.

Yeah, that sucks. But assumably they're an ex for a reason. Just let it go. Nothing can be done and what's the point of stirring the pot with the ex?

Don't talk to the ex again and if you're a girl; cut contact with your best friend, if you're a guy; punch out your mate and then cut contact.

Don't talk to the ex again and if you're a girl; cut contact with your best friend, if you're a guy; punch out your mate and then cut contact.

Good advice here. Follow it.

ha yes i'm a guy and yes it was while we were dating.

Yeah i'd like to beat his ass if i get the chance.

And as for suicide it would be a stiletto to the neck.
honestly I'm curious how the rest of my life will play out so probably not going to do that, but if I ever do I'll take a vid for you guys.

1. Bash your friend. Nothing too serious. Broken nose/split lips/a few cuts and grazes. You know the deal.
2. Tell your friend and ex they deserve each other and you wish them happiness.
3. Buy a ticket to Paris.
4. Go see some music shows, Justice would a good pick.
5. Pick up a hot Parisian babe and have long drug fueled sex.
6. Head over to Aubagne and join the....

...French Foreign Legion.


The answer to any problem life throws a man.

Fuck another girl and get over it.

She's an ex for a reason. Your friend should have been straight up about it, but shit happens. Give it up. She isn't yours anymore.

You sure can choose good best friends huh?

you probably already know this but your best friend is an asshole.

oh yeah the whore's long gone

That "best friend" of 9 years is certainly an asshole

And i'm working on the fuck recovery system i hear so much about.

Shit is looking better.

Wow 9 years huh? That's some fucked up shit man. I can't ever imagine any of my friends pulling some shit like that, much less my friends of 5 years or longer.

Had something similar happen to me.

Didn't find out about it until I started dating the girl again...

Was quite a shock.

Broke up with her/don't talk anymore.

Fought the "best friend". Don't talk anymore.

I'm pretty much over it... it's been about 3 years now. I'd probably talk to the girl if given the chance but the former best friend can burn in Hell for all I care.

this is a pretty sweet idea, id definetly do this.

kick his ass

...French Foreign Legion.


The answer to any problem life throws a man.

Yeah.

Except the French have, as usual, taken a great idea, and gayed it up to the eyeballs.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/French_Foreign_Legion_dsc06878.jpg

and gayed it up to the eyeballs

Gayer than two homos fucking on a bed of dicks under a rainbow.

But apparently the uniform is a chick magnet. Silly French people.

Punch Opus in the dick.

totse you rule

and as far as i'm concerned i'm doing my "friend" a huge favor by not ripping his throat.

but he's fucked anyway he's in a lot of trouble (i'm in highschool by the way) for drinking in school. so he's probably going to get expelled. sweet.

Yeah, that sucks. But assumably they're an ex for a reason. Just let it go. Nothing can be done and what's the point of stirring the pot with the ex?

Don't talk to the ex again and if you're a girl; cut contact with your best friend, if you're a guy; punch out your mate and then get drunk together.

Fixed.

Mate, fuck her best friend, or even better, threesome with her sister and mother.