Last Night I was at a friends party and was very drunk; I don't remember much, but at school the next day I got told by several people I know that I had sex with a girl who I know in the year above me, who has chlamydia. (sp?)

It doesn't hurt to pee, but I'm wondering how long it takes for these things to take effect.

PS. I lost my virginity....

congrats

If you're at all worried go get tested. It can take a few weeks for symptoms to appear. It never hurts to have a doctor tell you that you are clean.

Eh, I know my doctor personally, I think I'll go to a different one for this.

Eh, I know my doctor personally, I think I'll go to a different one for this.

It's their job, fuckface. Don't be stupid, or at least, more stupid than you've already been. Congrats on losing your virginity and not even remembering. 10 to 1 you didn't even do it.

damn you got fucked by a whore dude... thats a shame.
anyways, you should go get checked because sometimes symptoms don't even show and you can pass it on.
or you can not worry and go on fucking other whores.

jeeeez why'd you waste it on a worthless whore

I wish I didn't....

Affect: I don't see why you're getting angry? and I really really hope I didn't.

Go get checked asap lol.

Think about your dick this time.....

If you don't remember chances are you went into a bedroom passed out for a half hour. Then when you came out dazed your friends all gave you high fives.

Better than the clap, I suppose.

Look on the brightside man, now you can fuck all the whores that no one else wants because they have STIs.

luckily man the clap can be cured... wear a condom next time dummy.

I'll bet they are just fucking with your mind for a laugh.

frankly, I'm surprised the clap is still in the wild.

"VD WALTZ" Woody guthrie:

All the birds are singin' in the mornin' trees,
But the birds are not singin' for me.
My man did meet with a flirt on the street,
Gave him a case of VD.
I begged him to look up a doctor and go,
It broke out all over his skin.
But he rubbed hisself with some dark drugstore salve
And he said, "It's not the VD."

"I been in the Army, in the Merchant Marines,
My dear wife, long enough to know
That little hot rashes that burn on my skin
Are not the VD, I'm sure."

1. Simply ask the whore if you guys indeed hooked up.

No matter what her answer is, get checked. It wouldnt hurt.

srsly I've been blacked the fuck out before, but I think I would know whether I fucked someone or not.

edit: how do you know she has chlamydia anyway? Sounds like a stupid high school rumor to me. And the clap is actually gonorrhea fyi.

If you're at all worried go get tested. It can take a few weeks for symptoms to appear. (...)

Try three weeks to 6 months.

Consider -- if it's possible this woman has gonorrhea, it's possible she might also have HIV. Any test for HIV antibodies conducted earlier than six months after exposure might show negative despite that person actually having contracted the virus.

As I understand it, the odds of someone producing a false negative after six months are almost astronomically low. Almost as rare as catching HIV at random, I suppose, but if it were me, I'd want to be certain sure.

While the window period for most people is only three months, I wouldn't want to do something dumb like sound the all-clear after three months and a negative test, only to subsequently be proven wrong by the perversity of fate.

Depending on whether you've got free health care in your locale, I'd say you should do the following:

- Get tested now for everything under the sun.
- Optionally return for a test for the usually symptom-less STDs after four months from exposure (HIV, Hep B and C, Herpes, some forms of Chlamydia, et al.)
- Return for this test again at six months.

If you get the all-clear from your doctor after the six-month test (or if you do contract a curable STD and get it successfully cured), consider asking them for the usual letter stating that you're disease-free. Heck, if you've paid for the tests, you should at least get a little something for your trouble. Laminate that sucker. You never know when someone will ask to see it.

And learn your lesson. No more barebacking.

I'm not gonna lock it, (though another mod very well do so), but i am going to say; Go to a fucking doctor bru. Honestly.

srsly I've been blacked the fuck out before, but I think I would know whether I fucked someone or not.

edit: how do you know she has chlamydia anyway? Sounds like a stupid high school rumor to me. And the clap is actually gonorrhea fyi.

i learn something new everyday.

*applauds loudly*

...and I'm not congratulating you on losing your virginity, I'm making fun of your disease. :)

Who cares? Virginity is some ancient and abstract notion, meant for the peasantry, not us immortals!