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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-11-17, 04:57 |
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 My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
What should I do? I need to blow it to call an assembly so we can figure out what do about the beast from the air.
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#2
2008-11-17, 05:03 |
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
conch?
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#3
2008-11-17, 05:07 |
Opus 
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
What a great troll thread.
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2008-11-17, 05:11 |
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
conch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_Flies
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#5
2008-11-17, 05:11 |
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
Lol a funny troll?  |
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#6
2008-11-17, 05:16 |
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
Well first of all you sell that conch, because you'll make a good chunk of change if it's big enough for her to sleep on...
Not unless if it's an average sized conch, then sell your girlfriend to a freak show for being so tiny...
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2008-11-17, 05:48 |
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
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Originally Posted by EL Lee
Well first of all you sell that conch, because you'll make a good chunk of change if it's big enough for her to sleep on...
Not unless if it's an average sized conch, then sell your girlfriend to a freak show for being so tiny...
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Who would I sell it to? It's just us here. Since no one will keep the fire going 'cept me and Samneric, it's doubtful that we'll ever come into contact with a buyer. |
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#8
2008-11-17, 06:05 |
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
Who would I sell it to? It's just us here. Since no one will keep the fire going 'cept me and Samneric, it's doubtful that we'll ever come into contact with a buyer.
I guess the only other logical thing to do now is to build a fort out of it.
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#9
2008-11-17, 07:18 |
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
I guess the only other logical thing to do now is to build a fort out of it.
Well, we had planned to build huts of the beach, but they never really got finished.
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#10
2008-11-17, 07:35 |
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
I will not use this thread to increase my post count.
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#11
2008-11-17, 07:43 |
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
Well, we had planned to build huts of the beach, but they never really got finished.
Yeah, last time me and some guys tried doing that we just ended up playing around with spears.
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#12
2008-11-17, 07:43 |
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
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Originally Posted by nshanin
I will not use this thread to increase my post count.
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#13
2008-11-17, 07:46 |
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
I will not use this thread to increase my post count..
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#14
2008-11-17, 07:49 |
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
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Originally Posted by nshanin
I will not use this thread to increase my post count.
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#15
2008-11-17, 07:50 |
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
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Originally Posted by nshanin
I will not use this thread to increase my post count.
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#16
2008-11-17, 07:50 |
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
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Originally Posted by nshanin
I will not use this thread to increase my post count.
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#17
2008-11-17, 07:51 |
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
...and I stick to my promise.
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#18
2008-11-17, 12:39 |
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Australia, Victoria.
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
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Originally Posted by Opus
What a great troll thread.
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Fact. |
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#19
2008-11-17, 12:46 |
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
sucks to your ass-mar :/
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#20
2008-11-17, 17:02 |
twisted.screw
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
sucks to your ass-mar :/
piggy
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#21
2008-11-17, 19:16 |
Lazarus
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
I still don't think it's worth the time it takes to type this, but at least it's kind of funny.
You could make a TV show based on your experiences. Constantly let the fans down with contrived, unresolved plot lines and some frankly shocking acting... call it... Misplaced.
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#22
2008-11-18, 01:36 |
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
My girlfriend is passed out on the conch... What should I do? I need to blow it to call an assembly so we can figure out what do about the beast from the air.
I proclaim this one a win. Congratulations.
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#23
2008-11-18, 05:48 |
Opus
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Re: My girlfriend is passed out on the conch...
I proclaim this one a win. Congratulations.
I'm glad we agree. Really.
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